Coussie's stuff 🌟

17 | fable trilogy | she/her | ace | Sir Walter's grieving widow

[sourhope]

My top activities after a long rest from playing fable 3:

1. Going to reavers mansion and muting everything but bg music and just chilling there

2. Yup thats all

[heartofsparrow]

a Big Batch of Fable Characters + Textposts

[sourhope]

gotta love an unbothered queen (speaking of reaver btw)

[sourhope]

made my silly statue named Clarence a sister :3

how do we name her???

and yes, its another one from aurora because i absolutely LOVE aurora

(I COULDNT GET THE WINGS RIGHT)

[sourhope]

im proud to announce that im making my very own silly ahh statue that you can find in auroran houses in fable 3

heres how my son is doing

HES NOT PERFECT BUT I LOVE HIM OKAY

[sourhope]

update:

made him shiny because he deserves to be a diva <3

[sourhope]

im proud to announce that im making my very own silly ahh statue that you can find in auroran houses in fable 3

heres how my son is doing

HES NOT PERFECT BUT I LOVE HIM OKAY

[tommy-288]

[sourhope]

oh how much id give to hear all of the banshees voicelines😔😔

[wyvolf]

"is fable going to be woke" / "i hope they dont make it woke"

its been woke since 2004. the hero (player character) can have romantic (and sex) and marry any NPC in the game, regardless of gender (yes you can be gay). multiple in fact. you can also wear femme clothing.

fable 2 (2008) lets the player pick their hero (male or female) and like the first game you can romance any NPC (unlike the first game you can see whether the NPC is straight, gay/lesbian, or bi), and have multiple partners (this is how i discovered i was at most ambiamorous) -- though tbf in the game if the two spouses met it was very much considered cheating but lol.

theres a canon gay character that you help (at first you help out the guys father to find his son a wife only to find the son is gay. and the father did not freak out and accepted it, rather (iirc) just went: "oh that makes sense".

and at the end of the game when you buy fairfax castle? there is a literally a SEX CHANGE potion that changes the heroes sex from [xyz] to [abc]. i remember playing the game the first few times (even now) going: "man i wish i could do that IRL." (talk about an awakening).

fable 3 is much the same. i'm not 100% super versed on fable 3 as 2 or the first game even though, despite the flaws, i still enjoy it. but talking points here again.

people who bitch about "wokeness" are dumb.

[sourhope]

Lionhead are such liars because i simply CANNOT gaslight myself into believing that Logan left after himself only mere 400 000. that bitchass was depraving people of basic goods to "SaVe Up FoR wAr", BUT SOMEHOW THAT MONEY EVAPORATED, MEANWHILE HOBW HAD TO SAVE UP BLOODY 6,5 MILLION IN GOLD

[tangledbeast]

RIP Bob you were too good for this world

[sourhope]

bitch stand STRAIIIIIIIGHTTTUHHHH

the height difference i deserve

[sourhope]

id love to see a hero from some place that starts with E so that we would call them 'hoe'

[sourhope]

currently ripping my hair off because i just found out i missed a gem called "reavers rear passage" because in the translation to my language they called it "reavers back corridor " 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[sourhope]

AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW LONG REAVERS NAME IS IN MY LANGUAGE, ITS LIKE 8 LETTERS

[sourhope]

currently ripping my hair off because i just found out i missed a gem called "reavers rear passage" because in the translation to my language they called it "reavers back corridor " 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[sourhope]

do you guys think that sparrow would have looked for reaver after buying his mansion and reading his notes? its something thats been eating at me

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

aw, they're flirting ❤️

[sourhope]

ivr been choking on air for the past 4 minutes