Souriez - Smile

Ce qui m'a fait sourire. What made me smile.

[tsunglasses]

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[liberalsarecool]

The drunk warfighter is a massive loser hired by another massive loser.

The abusers will protect each other.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[worldscoolest]

[bowlby4]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[bowlby4]

[rotor25]

[midnightmoons28]

If you had a penis for a day, what are some things you’d do with it?

Idkkk probably fuck ur mom??

[chopped-peace-collection]

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[thesaltofcarthage]

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

[crap-userrname16]

[crap-userrname16]

[porterdavis]

[weirdness-is-good]