What does a snake sound like when they sneeze?

shark vs the universe
Game of Thrones Daily

titsay

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
d e v o n
EXPECTATIONS

TANKHALL
Noah Kahan
YOU ARE THE REASON

pixel skylines

Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
Lauren Shippen

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

No title available
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
🪼
Fai_Ryy
seen from United States
seen from Paraguay

seen from Ireland

seen from Canada

seen from Türkiye

seen from Singapore

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from Austria
seen from Brazil

seen from Türkiye

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
@southernklutz-blog
What does a snake sound like when they sneeze?
brobackmountain:
There is a point, even if y’only had one month left, that’s long enough f’er you t’get seriously hurt. Or worse. There’s no way in hell I’m lettin’ y’go back t’ that school knowin’ what I know. If somethin’ happened t’you.. I don’t even wanna think about it. An’ y’er right, if I talked to th’ principal, it’s liable t’get worse.Â
I dunno what t’do either, but we’ll figure it out, alright? I promise.
can jus drop out now though thatd be a waste of all the years i done put in i gotta graduate so i can least get a decent job an help out round here with money jus transfer me ta online schoolin if i have ta be stuck there longer than a few months i aint worried itll be safer an neither of us would have to worry bout anythin aight im down
brilliantlydimslave:
I’m okay, just went fishing with Hal. My name is Davis… you can call me davesprite if you really want… And uh through your father?
s cool sorry i aint really bloggin right next ta him so it aint like im gettin my peep on fer what hes postin got my own room an all that haha cool s nice ta meet ya davis fishin is legit it aint my fave thing ta do though
@brilliantlydimslave
hey how ya doin thanks fer followin me names dane ya can call me danny if ya like howd ya find my blog??? an hows yer day fairin man
brobackmountain:
Danny, Jesus, that’s not gonna break my heart, son. You know I’m gonna accept you with open arms jus’ like I always have, I’m jus’ gonna be worried f’er you, yeah? I know how hard it is t’ get by in this town if y’er different. I know how they treat folks like us.
If y’er not feelin’ safe, I wanna know. Doesn’t matter if y’don’t wanna upset me, none a’that matters. What matters is you, alrigh’? We can look in’ta alternative schoolin’, like maybe online schoolin’, or somethin’ up north where it’s safer.
i was gon suggest alternative schoolin but aint no point in it dad i got what two three months max for im graduatin might as well say where m at despite how safe i definitely aint feelin at school look maybe if ya jus talk ta the principal itll all get settled out long nough for me ta graduate an move away from it all
i jus dont wanna have ta grow through more schoolin than i have ta yknow i dont dig it wanna jus stay here an help out maybe nab a job somewhere nobody aint gonna judge me i aint even out at school they jus always throw shit like that my way an i unno why but its a lot ta really deal with
i unno what ta do dad
brobackmountain:
Dane. You shoulda told me ‘bout this way before now., I coulda done somethin’, or said somethin’, or. Called the police, who fuckin’ knows, but. I definitely wouldn’t be sittin’ on my ass, doin’ nothin’ like I have been. Why wouldn’t anyone help you? Is it– Is it because… Shit, kid, I’m so sorry. I thought we got away from that when we moved.
look dad m sorry really didnt wanna harsh the mood we had everythin was fine an dandy round here an i didnt wanna dish out any nasty news aint nothin to be sorry fer it aint on you like aight okay it kinda is but i mostly brought it on myself yknow cause hhh look i unno if i really wanna have this talk right now but were havin it an if i put it off now s jus gonna give more anxiety than i care ta be dealin with dad im uh gay an i jus didnt say nothin cause i didnt want ya to worry bout me dealin with shit like this figured keepin it from ya was the best cause ya already worry bout me an everythin else so fuckin much i didnt wanna break yer heart
brobackmountain:
Are you tellin’ me that it goes past name callin’ an’ puddle skippin’, an’ you waited this long to say somethin’ t’me?
yeah hah cause look i jus wasnt ready ta sayin anythin dad i wasnt bout ta snitch cause the dude full on fuckin threatened me yknow knife ta my throat an everythin those pants that got ruined few weeks back wasnt an accident on the farm dude straight up knifed me at school dude saw it happen an he jus ran off too like no one aint gonna help me out trust i dont gotta throw in all the colorful words he was throwin my way before an after
brobackmountain:
They shouldn’ treat you like that. I’m gonna talk t’y’er principal first thing on Monday, mark my words. S’unacceptable.
talkin to em is jus gonna make me the jokea the school an you know it already kinda am but whats the point but once ya made up yer mind i know yer deadset so i guess i should jus dish out all the shit thats been goin down i aint mentioned i unno if yer ready fer it though...
@brobackmountain said:
Do I need t'have a talk with somebody? Who's botherin' ya, kiddo?
nah dad its jus some douche at school thinkin hes real hot shit yknow callin me all sortas fuckin names shits weak as fuck dude shoved me into a puddle of mud today an ruined my fave shirt jus bein real salty bout it
startin ta really regret even goin ta school today like for real what the hell is yer deal cant you jus leave me the fuck alone? christ almighty
the internet is for cowboys only
www. ? it stands for wild wild west
layin down out on the front porch mindin my own business an some douche jus drives past awful quick kickin up a real awful dirt mess shouts some less than pleasant slurs
got the cows all riled up too an i aint really too happy about that cause dad would be fuckin furious i reckon ill jus go an snuggle up ta doris for awhile lord knows shes always interested in cuddlin up ta someone especially if ya offer her some extra corn
i made them a special breakfast snack chickens have no concept of eating slowly
tag dump.
munch cronch this carpet is rlly tasty
@brobackmountain
taken literally 1 minute apart