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Jakob / 26 / WI he/himface / the alt👀links

[indirectly]

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[probablily]

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

[indirectly]

me and @a-certified-dumbass honestly

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[hustlerose]

"men always lie" yeah, lie on their back and hold their legs up and moan

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[zoestorm]

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

[sydnasty2]

As above (mental issues)

So below (insane pussy)

[sailatina3]

[lilyluvsj]

Gimme dis🐼

[indirectly]

click it or ticket tbh

[mousenemy]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[la-vie-est-une-fleur29]

[shawtest-deactivated20130729]

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

[were--ralph]

unironically i need to win the lottery so i can run for president in 2.5 years

[were--ralph]

i would be fucking chaotic my first order would be to ban christianity just to see how people act

[were--ralph]

as president i am ending gender now and forever more

[were--ralph]

i would invite a special guest on the Ellen show and it'll be a guillotine