kin memories, tweek edition:
> not very feminine,, more andro/masc
> craig and i started dating at like 12 but no one knew about it until we were 16.
> craig was at fault for everyone learning he was gay. that memory is too weird to write here.
> craig played football and somehow became the team captain despite being tall, lanky, and skinny.
> i was outed at like 13/14 by someone and I don’t remember how, but everyone knew i was gay.
> wendy + the girls loved me and helped me calm down and rest. wendy + stan were always together and bebe + clyde were together. bebe + craig were close and we often had little parties with us four (craig me bebe and wendy)
> heidi and i were close and i don’t remember her ever dating cartman.
> ruby (yes, i’m pretty sure that was her actual name in my canon) and ike were close and were actually the same age. firkle was also their friend.
> pete + the goths hung out at the coffee shop a lot and we got kinda close. I don’t think they really cared about me that much tho.
> craig + i would often just hang out at stark’s at night and star gaze.
> I had a bird. i don’t remember what kind but she was great and I loved her. stripe #4 was also around when we were in high school. (i think stripe #1 was like, 8-10, #2 was 10-12, #3 was like, not very old, and stripe #4 lived to be 6 i believe)
> wendy, bebe, and i all had seats down next to the football field. during half time all of our boyfriends would come over and kiss us.
> craig once almost beat up a middle park kid for calling us fags. the giant skyscraper that he is just had to stand up and the kid went running into their bus.
> i wasn’t a nerd but i also wasn’t a bad student. I averaged b’s and c’s.
> during one game, before we had our special seats, i was up on the bleachers watching a game and i was jumping up and down. craig looked over at me and stared at me. he got tackled and got told « stop staring at your boyfriend, tucker! » by the coach.
> craig’s parents were homophobic. moreso his dad. there were times he had to stay with me and my parents because he was scared of his dad.
> when we left for college, we got accepted into the same college. craig almost didn’t want to go to the same college as me, because, and i quote from wendy, « I don’t want to be acting like a tough guy, turn around, see tweek and melt down in front of all of those guys »
> i think we went to college late? we didn’t go at 18 i don’t think.
> we were practically inseparable. with request we shared a dorm and later got an apartment together.
> craig was in a frat and those guys were some of the nicest people we’ve ever met. if you were drunk and passed out, they’d help you out.
> craig played college football because it helped pay for his tuition.
> we went to college in california at a place that was dubbed AMC. about two hours north of us, wendy and stan were living there. they got married i believe at like, 20? idk it was young.
> when i was 22, wendy, stan, bebe, clyde, and the others were holding a reunion in south park, since we all moved all over the place. craig was really reluctant to go, because he hadn’t spoken to his dad in two years, but we went.
> first night there, bebe + craig + i were at a gas station getting gas, snacks, and coffee. I got my coffee and waited outside by the truck. a car screeched into the gas station and i didn’t see who jumped out. next thing i know, i was hit on the head with some sort of blunt object (i think a pole) and stabbed right below my lung. i fell over, got burns from my coffee, and passed out.
> i don’t remember much else, other than i woke up in the hospital and craig told me he’d never let anyone hurt me again. I went blind for a LONG time (i think 3-4 months??) and i was very severely concussed. back in college, craig had to take me to classes and helped me do my work and such. I remember being in our psychology class and not being able to see, so craig put his hat (the weirdo somehow still managed to find hullo hats as we got older) on me and gave me his hoodie to rest on.
> i think i remember being able to see again? I have a dim memory of opening my eyes and i was surrounded by craig, wendy, bebe, and clyde, and they all started yelling with happiness when i said i could see again.
