Villain Number One

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[sp0iledrotten]

//yo why the fuck did i abandon this blog it was poppin

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[moxis]

(✿♡∀♡))ヾ✧*:･ﾟ

[sp0iledrotten]

//o dam i forgot i had this account tbh

little adhd things i guess

[sp0iledrotten]

its-just-robin replied to your photo “//cursed drawing”

Does he have top surgery scars? I'm in love :o

//yes!!!!! trans robbie is best robbie

[sp0iledrotten]

//oops i finally refound the password for this account lmao

hi

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//cursed drawing

[asutori-remade-deactivated20191]

the end of every lazytown ep

the kids: GASP! Robbie Rotten!?

sportacus:

[thebluekangaroo]

Sportacus gleefully leaped up and did a split in midair. He couldn’t help it, he was excited and had a lot of energy. He probably would have performed more acrobatics, but he didn’t want to scare Robbie off. 

He led the way through town, and out past the last building. The haunted house was actually a barn. Someone had once moved out here and tried to breed horses on the land, but then decided to quit for some reason known only to themselves. The barn was now used every year for the haunted house, the multiple hallways of stalls making it perfect for such an occasion. 

As usual, any openings in the barn were covered by black tarp to avoid anyone getting a sneak people before they were actually inside (and to avoid people trying to use them as exits). The only indications of activity inside the barn were the shouts and howls from the scarers, and the startled screams from the participants. 

Sportacus’ face lit up when he heard the screams. Normally, he would not be happy to hear people in distress, but when he knew it was just people having fun, he loved it. 

He latched onto Robbie’s arm and grinned up at him. “You ready, Robbie?” He asked excitedly. 

[sp0iledrotten]

Robbie couldn’t help but to laugh a little and roll his eyes at the other’s excitable antics- though... in a way, it was endearing, how Sportacus was so easily made happy by a simple tag-along.

And that’s exactly what he did, he followed along- though not at the same pace by any means... he just wasn’t as agile, he was too lazy for that kind of speed. (Of course, there was also the matter of making sure he didn’t look too excited- as despite his general attitude, it was... nice, to actually be welcomed company to someone.)

“Hm, feels a little weird to see you happy to hear screaming. You’re usually zipping and flipping and flopping away to go save whoever is making all that racket.”

 However, he didn’t seem that bothered, merely rolling his shoulders and nodding at that question. However, that sudden grab made him flinch- not because he thought Sportacus would hurt him or anything... Hell, that man wouldn’t even hurt a fly, from what he could tell... He just couldn’t quite seem to get used to it.

“...Yes, let’s just get on with this.” His voice, of course, carries that tone of faux-irritation, but it was likely pretty transparent. He always had a feeling that the other could see through his disguises, so it wouldn’t be too surprising if he could see past that behavior as well.

[lost-prince-of-corona]

Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.

[dragonflamesoul]

lost-prince-of-corona:

I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).

[themysteryhack]

[bunny-banana]

The new Fifty Shades trailer looks stunning ! :)

[thebluekangaroo]

Sportacus withdrew his head from the tunnel when he saw Robbie ascending the ladder. Despite how brisk the evening was, he was dressed the same way he always was. He wouldn’t even start to feel the cold until it was so far below zero that no one would be able to go outside for very long without fear of getting frostbite.  

“That’s right.” He said cheerfully. “The haunted house will be opening soon. I like to get their early because the scarers have less enthusiasm after they’ve been at it for a while.” 

“Are you ready?” He asked. At this point, he was hopping on the balls of his feet, looking like a puppy who heard the word “walk”, but he didn’t want his enthusiasm to make Robbie forget something important. “Do you need a coat or anything?” 

[sp0iledrotten]

Robbie knew it was cold out- and honestly... if it were for almost any other occasion, he probably would have just stayed in his lair where it was nice and warm. However... he was making an exception, for now, with the excuse of observing his enemy.

Certainly, he was deep in denial to any idea of it being anything more than that, that he might... tolerate, the sporty blue elf. The thought alone made him cringe.

Robbie scoffed at that question. “No need, I’ve already got one.” 

He popped back down the entrance for a moment, then seemingly out of nowhere, he pulled on a coat- magenta and fluffy... a bit showy, but it served its purpose.

For a moment, he was tempted to simply change his mind- just to see the disappointed look of Sportacus’ face... but something kept him from doing so, and he wasn’t sure what. Probably because it would feel a bit like... kicking a puppy.

“Yes, I’m ready. Let’s go on and get this over with.”

[sp0iledrotten]

Rumour has it your plans require far more EXERCISE than your letting on

“...It’s all in the name of laziness. If I don’t do it, who will? No one! They’ll just dance and sing and play and flippity floppity-”

He crosses his arms, huffing.

“Besides, it’s not exercise if it’s for the sake of being lazy, don’t be silly.”

[sp0iledrotten]

//i have a reply to do and 2 inbox things to also reply to but

work is kicking my ass so... it may be a short while orz

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here u go

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