ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME ^v^

TA0CC RP BL0G 4 INV4D1ING AND BE1NG C00L!!!

[sp4ce-inv4der]

I promise I won’t be too much!! >w<

[sp4ce-inv4der]

ok. If I end up wanting any I’ll grab some.

— @rotary-phone-man

”Ok…I love you.”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

……

… you don’t need to pull off any big celebrations… I’m just older now, and that’s fine.

Just REALLY don’t like my birthday.

— @rotary-phone-man

“…Okay…um. If you want some rock candy, though, it’s in the kitchen for you.”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

…

… I don’t like my birthday.

*oh!!! It’s his birthday today!!!!!*

— @rotary-phone-man

”Oh- uhh…happy birthday?”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

I don’t need any, thank you.

*…*

*… what’s the matter with him…. Poor dude LOVES rock candy!*

— @rotary-phone-man

”…What’s the matter?”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

…. What is it..?

*oh no… he sounds kind of sad actually…*

— @rotary-phone-man

“Iiiii got us some rock candy…”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

*….*

*…. arti’s kind of locked himself away in his room today… something feels wrong.*

— @rotary-phone-man

>knock knock knock?

[sp4ce-inv4der]

*he holds Astro out in front of her.*

Here you go! The silly!

— @rotary-phone-man

She slowly takes the cat into her arms before cradling it with a surprising amount of gentleness.

[sp4ce-inv4der]

Yyyyeah you’re probably right… he’d get territorial…

… wanna hold ‘em?

— @rotary-phone-man

nodnodnodnod

[sp4ce-inv4der]

Yay!!!

Mrow!!!!

I wonder if I can go get another one…

— @rotary-phone-man

“Mmmmm nah, I think this one is enough.”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

*the cat is staring…*

… do you… LIKE cats?

— @rotary-phone-man

”yesyesyesyesyes-“

[sp4ce-inv4der]

Mow!

It’s a kitty! I’m naming him Astro :3

— @rotary-phone-man

…rattle rattle

[sp4ce-inv4der]

*good news!!! A couple weeks ago, Arti unabstracted!! You have no idea how, but he did!*

*more good news, he walks up to you, and holds up…*

mrrp!

I found kitty!

— @rotary-phone-man

”…A cat???-“

[sp4ce-inv4der]

Alright I'll go get everything set up and I'll see you later girlie!!

”See ya!!”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

Aaaand she immediately perks up.

You can come to my place after work I'll get everything ready no problem!

Rattlerattlerattlerattle

“Yeah, I’m down for that!”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

She stays silent for a bit...

Wana go have a girls night? Do our nails, play some games, and just relax.

”…Sure, why not? The last of my nail polish just chipped off anyways!”

[sp4ce-inv4der]

She flops on the counter.

Should I ditch himmm, I mean he is so nice but I feel like it's a problem if he can't just, be more open i guess.

”Look, I can’t…I can’t make your decisions for you. All I can say is that I’ve known Art since I’ve gotten here, and that he toes the line closer to her wrath than most of us would dare to try.”