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hillary clinton as a teenager
idk a person: alright, hillary, what's your response to trump's statement?
hillary: yassss
idk a person: so you agree to legalize pot?
hillary: hey maybe you should chillary and stop asking me questions
Vanilla Frappucino
in case you donāt know, i work at starbucks as a barista. so hereās a vanilla frappe recipe i guess
your preferred coffee brand (however much you want)
milk (at least until itās a slightly lighter brown color)
sugar (4 tbs)
vanilla extract (2 tsp)
life advice
on halloween, whenever thereās aĀ ātake oneā bowl lying on someoneās porch, take one
bowl
HOLY SHIT
I WAS WATCHING SPONGEBOB WITH MY LITTLE SISTER AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE KRABBY PATTYāS SECRET INGREDIENTS AND BASICALLY PLANKTON HAD MR. KRABS TRAPPED IN A TOILET?? PLANKTON HAD THE RECIPE FOR THE KRABBY PATTY, FLIPPING THE PAGES AS MR. KRABS KEPT WARNING HIM SAYING,Ā āYou wonāt like whatās on the next page, Iām warninā ya.ā AND WHEN PLANKTON TURNED THE PAGE THE MAIN INGREDIENT WAS PLANKTON
WHAT THE HELL
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY THINK ACTUAL CRAB MEAT IS MADE INTO THE KRABBY PATTIES BUT THEY WERE WRONG ALL THIS TIMEĀ
so this happened
my possible gf (idk itās too complicated) was talking to her best friend and was talking about how her nephew lost a tooth and was freaking out about it because it was the first one heād lost and i said,Ā āYeah, I saw the status update on DeviantArt.ā and she quietly responded with an awkwardĀ āI was talking to (insert best friend name here because they know i have a tumblr and i donāt want her figuring out i posted this) and i felt like i actuALLY WANTED TO DIEEEĀ
lin-manuel marimbaĀ
ayy uh
so if any of you guys have some creepy/disturbing videos, submit them to me because iām doing a huge journal entry with some fucked-up videos and i canāt find anyĀ
thanks
bluestarrrr
(changed my style; enjoy the cringe)
hereās something to eat when youāre bored af and alone
so when youāre starving or craving a gingerbread house or whatever just take some graham crackers and melt some cream cheese icing in the microwave for about a minute (be sure to stir the icing frequently)
My Grandma Gets so Offended
Grandma: Ana, why did you just shut your bedroom door when I was in the hallway?
Me: I have a phobia to open doors; whenever I see one, I close it, sorry if I offended you.
Grandma: *Gasps* You don't love me! You just want to shut me out of everything!
Me, in contemplation of life: okay what the literal fuck just happened
The Coke Curse
so every time i get a glass of coke, it always spills. either in the chair, floor, or especially on my keyboard and oml it's happening againnnwheufhwefnsdjcfbwd
my sisters are adorable yet annoying
4 yr old sister: hey ana wanna with baby dolls with me??
me: *actually wants to be at least half of a role model to her sister* alright, sure.
4 yr old sister: great, you can have this one *hands me a baby doll with most of its hair chopped off, an arm missing, and permanent marker drawn all over its face
me: wow thanks