kind of hateful.

indie janis sarkisian. penned by j.

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if u call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever u want me to do

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— ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS AND THEN TAG 20 BLOGS TO DO THE SAME.

TAGGED BY: @pristinegrl

TAGGING: anyone who wants to do it!!

nicknames:   jess, j

zodiac:   libra!!

height:   5′3

time:   14.46pm

favorite band / artist:   ummmmm omg so many kim petras, marina and the diamonds, ariana grande, hayley kiyoko, MUNA

song stuck in my head:   it’s literally still thank u, next lmao

last movie i saw:   hope springs eternal ‘cause my flatmate wanted to. it was terrible

last thing i googled:   my old high school

other blogs:  wouldn’t u like to kno

do i get asks:  kind of?? 

why did i choose this username:   duh

following:   62

average amount of sleep:  8 hrs

what i’m wearing:  my cosy leggins and my pink jumper (i’m VERY hungover)

dream job:  english teacher lol why am i doing a law degree send help

dream trip:  ooooo

favorite food:   i love pesto, potatoes, pasta, my own cooking - genuinely EVERYTHING

play any instruments:  nah

eye color:   blue/green

hair color:   blonde

languages you speak:   english, german

most iconic song:  bette davis eyes by kim carnes

random fact:   ummm i have a really ugly dog with no teeth!! she’s my angel

describe yourself as aesthetic things:  oh lord idek 

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hello girlies i finished december exams today so i am HAMMERED. if anyone feels brave and wants a drunk janis starter feel free to give this post a like. if not i love u all good tidings xoxox

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CADY

      “janis, right. sorry, i won’t forget now.”

she’s suddenly tossing the bag their tent is stored in over her shoulder. why did being with this girl she barely knew suddenly seem like it was going to be like camping with regina. at least she wasn’t complaining about the weather or bugs or something… yet.

                          “follow me.”

cady’s already started walking to a flat area, slightly away from the rest of the group but not so much so that they’d be in trouble for separating from the pack or anything. she doesn’t say another word. doesn’t even bother to ask for janis’s help. she didn’t seem to into it and cady could manage so, why bother. and in what seems like no time at all she had their tent set up, a quick glance back at the other students who were still struggling.

     “shall we?” and with that she tossed her duffle bag and sleeping bag into their tent. 

janis  shuffled  after  her  with  one  last  glance  back  in  the  direction  of  the  rest  of  the group.  it  seemed  as  though  cady knew  what  she  was  doing,  and  since  she  didn’t  have  anything helpful  to  contribute... 

                                                                            ‘ you  got  it,  boss. ’

she  gave  a  half-hearted  mock-salute  to  punctuate  her  point  before  planting  her  doccies firmly  in  the  mud  and  watching  as  cady  set  about  putting  up  the  tent.  though  it  pained her  to  admit  it,  she  was  extremely  impressed  by  what  she  saw.  their  home  away  from  home  was  up  and  ready  in  two  minutes  flat.  as  far  as she  could  see,  nobody  else  had  even  figured  out  where  to  start.

     ‘ holy  SHIT. ’

janis  exhaled  her  breath  in  a  low  whistle,  ducking  her  head  to  peer  inside  and  glancing back  up  to  at  cady  with an incredulous  smile. upon  righting  herself,  she  gave  her  a  slow  but  remarkably  non-sarcastic  clap  of  appreciation. 

                  ‘ okay,  that?  that  was  pretty  cool. ’

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REGINA

she could’t help the chuckle that escaped her lips, watching janis shove everything into her backpack. that was so like her.

              “cool.”

“i rode my bike here, so i was thinking we could take a more scenic route back to my house? unless you’re too tired and i can call my mom to pick us up.” she always offered, but she’d rather not have too. “we always find something to do, but i’ve been meaning to try that new dance star game my mom got for our wii!”

once she was sure her friend was ready, she headed into the hall and towards their lockers. typically alphabetical sucked for them, considering G and S weren’t close in the alphabet my any means. but it worked out because janis’s locker ended up underneath reginas. 

     “i just need to get rid of this history book and grab my lunch box.”

‘ scenic  is  good.  ’

janis  shrugged, pulling  the  zip  the  rest  of  the  way  across  and  slinging  her  bag  over  her  shoulder.  the  more  time  spent  with  regina  the  better,  as  far  as  she  was  concerned,  and  as  nice  as  mrs  george  was...  she  was  kind  of  cringy  sometimes. 

not  that  she’d  EVER  say  something  like  that  to  regina,  obviously. 

when  her  friend  flounced  out  into  the  hallway  she  followed  diligently behind  her,  fiddling  with  the  straps  of  her  backpack  and  shuffling  her  feet  as  she  waited.  regina’s  enthusiasm  was  catching.  DANCE  STAR  wasn't  exactly  her  thing,  but  she  couldn't  wait  to  have  the   other  girl  all to herself.

      ‘ that  sounds  fun!  but   i  bet  your  mom's  tried  it  out  a  ton  of  times  already .  ’

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CADY

a school camping trip. she had jumped on that idea so fast! an excuse to bring back a little slice of her old self amidst the plastics. of course, what was she thinking? regina george on a camping trip? no wonder mrs. george had gotten her daughter out of it last minute, and here cady was. stuck with someone that the plastics wouldn’t dare to give the time of day elsewise.

she’s still a plastic, which means she’s still a bitch but… this is her thing, and without regina around she’s peeling off that plastic facade, little by little.

     “are you kidding? this is great!”

though, in the others defense, cady wasn’t exactly clear on what their this really was. she was just excited to be out and maybe actually catch a few stars tonight admits the tree branches, instead of being blinded by those city street lights lighting up the sky at night.

     “where should we set camp – uh… – what’s your name again?”

janis  wasn’t  sure  what  she’d  been  expecting,  but  all  the  wide-eyed enthusiasm  of  a  kid  on  christmas  morning  certainly  wouldn’t  have  made her  top  ten.  it  was  kind  of  dissarming  —  she  wasn't  sure  whether  to  think  it  was  cute  or  just  kind  of   SUSPICIOUS.   both  eyebrows  crept up  incredulously  towards  her  hairline,  but  as  opposed  to  outwardly  questioning  the sudden  change  in  tone,  she bit  her tongue. 

    ‘ it’s  janis. ’

she  stole  a quick  glance  around  the  clearing  to  get  a  feel  for  what everyone  else  was  doing  before  turning  back  to  her  companion  with an  idle  shrug. 

                     ‘ and  i  don’t  know  anything  about  camping,  so unless  you  have  any bright                         ideas. . . ’

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CADY

                      “okay.”

     “you wanna get outta here? you’re really the only person i want to spend today with.”

‘ that’s  a  pretty  BOLD  statement. ’

                   ‘ your  wish  is  my  command,  birthday  girl. ’

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REGINA‌

her hair was perfectly blonde today. her mother had just touched up her roots for her the night before which gave regina an extra bit of confidence. 

          “JanJan!” 

     backpack closed and swung over her shoulder at the sound of the final bell as she made her way over to janis’s desk. she could really be impatient, especially when it came to school it was difficult for her to sit still and not just talk to her best friend or try to pass notes or something. exactly the reason teachers sat them at opposite ends of the classroom.

     “you’re coming home with me right?”

she’s fidgeting with the straps of her backpack as she anxiously waits for the other girl to pack up. the sooner they can get out of that place, the better. she had an unsettling desire to just be with janis, and none of these other jerks in their class. or teachers for that matter. 

janis  glanced  sideways  at  her  friend  when  she  approached,  still  desperately  trying  to cram  her  stuff  into  her  backpack.  it’d  probably  help  a  little  if  her  folder  wasn’t  bursting  at  the  seems  with  miscellaneous  doodles  and  notes  they’d  passed  back  and  forth  over the  course  of  the  day. 

                                     or  if  she  had  a  bigger  bag. . .

‘ sure, ’  janis  grinned.  with  any  other  friend  she  might  have  had  to  call  her  mom  or check  that  their  parents  were  okay  with  it  first,  but  not  regina.  they  were  INSEPERABLE,  and  had  been  for as  long  as  she  could  remember. 

                          ‘ what  are  we  gonna  do  today? ’

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CADY (@lostkiids )

‘ WELL.  this  sucks. ’

janis  stood  with  her  hands  in  her pockets,  watching  as  coach  carr  retreated  in  the  direction  of  two  exceptionally  dumbfounded  boys  to  help  them  assemble  their  tent.  camping  had  seemed  like  a  great  idea  at  the  off-set.  she’d  spent the  past  month  envisioning  a  weekend-long  sleepover  with  her  best  friend  and  an opportunity to watch a  ton  of  spooky,  wilderness-themed  horror  movies  on  the  laptop  he’d  brought  stashed  at  the bottom  of  his  duffle-bag.

unfortunately  that  dream  was  dead  and  gone.  boys  and  girl  weren’t  allowed  to  share tents  for  ‘obvious reasons’  (in  coach  carr’s  own  words),  the  irony  of  which  escaped  their  blissfully  ignorant  school  staff. 

it  was  for  that  reason that  janis  found  herself  stood  beside  regina’s  newest minion-in-training.  the  demon  bitch herself  was,  of  course,  nowhere to be seen.  janis  liked  to  think  of  herself  as  relatively  open-minded,  but  the  thought  of  snuggling  up  with  a  wannabe plastic  for  the  weekend  was  truly  vomit-inducing. 

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i’m always a slut for a christmas au 

“i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”

“i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years” SNOWBALL FIGHTS

“hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”

person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)

“you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”

“YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”

“i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”

I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER

“we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”

“i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”

“’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”

“we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”

“YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”

TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you) 

“we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together” FRIENDS AU - “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl” 

“we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now” 

DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”) 

TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)

“there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas” 

PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF 

“i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”

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CADY

cady can’t help the giggle that falls from her lips at janis’s hand gesture. perhaps her laugh in response is a bit childish, but she’s missed a bunch of years beig surrounded by peers, it’s understandable.

     “really?” how innocently sincere that question was. “everyone seems to like her.” perhaps thats the main reason cady does, she loves the attention that follows with being around regina george. “if i had to pick a unappealing person it’d be like… kevin or  shane. not regina.”

and there’s that text sh’d been waiting for, quickly grabbing her phone tot urn her attention away from her best friend for regina. 

the corner of janis’ mouth turned up in a small smile. she couldn’t help it; cady’s giggle made her weak, which was doubtless a key factor in her new-found bitterness towards regina and cady’s blossoming ‘ friendship ’. 

                              ‘ AS IF, ’ janis said, shaking her head. ‘ only if by ‘like’ you mean ‘live in                                         constant fear of’. ’

she opened her mouth to continue only to snap it shut again and raise her eyebrows at the sheer speed of cady’s movement. the girl was on her phone in seconds flat, which prompted janis to sit back in her seat with a look of utter disbelief on her face.

‘ SERIOUSLY? ’

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CADY·

     “oh, thanks for actually caring about my BIRTHDAY. i asked for a kiss, what is your problem?”

‘ shit, okay, that’s NOT what i meant i just... ’

                      ‘ look, i’m sorry — okay? ’

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CADY

honestly, she hadn’t given much thought to how her parents felt about regina and her new found friendships. they seemed to be happy she was making friends and all but, she didn’t really know how they felt. for better or worse. what opinion would make janis happy…

     “they seem to like her.” she shrugs, glancing over at her phone. a littl disappointed she had no new messages. “they’re not really fans of aaron, but that’s probably just because he’s a boy and… you know… anyway, that doesn’t matter because i think he’s getting back together with regina and… why would i want to be with a guy like that?”

                  slight pause.

      “but, you know, regina is easily appealing. of course they’re gonna love her. doesn’t everyone?” well, except janis and damian, duh.

                           ‘ yeah, yeah.  boys  plus girls equals — ’

janis   made a circle   with her  index   finger and   thumb, jabbing her other finger in and out repeatedly  with a dramatic roll of her eyes. the fact that the heron’s couldn’t see the real threat to her daughter’s precious virtue was actually kind of sad. 

           ‘ caddy,  regina is the LEAST appealing person i think i’ve ever met in my whole life.’

not strictly true, all things considered, but cady didn’t need to know about any of that. janis was more than content to carry on under the pretence that she’d always hated regina passionately and without reason. 

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CADY

     “how do you know what i want and don’t want? – you know, jay, just forget it. i don’t want to fight. not today.”

‘ i’m NOT  trying to fight you, caddy.  the  only  reason  i even came  to this STUPID party was to make sure you were okay. ’

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CA‌DY

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     “there is no such thing as too much pepsi, thank you.”

                                  “fine.”

 “if you’re not gonna give me what i want then i uninvite you to all future parties. bye JayJay.”

            ‘ right, sure. trust me caddy — this is NOT what you want. ’

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CADY

it’s nice that janis gives in. makes it a lot easier on cady. she’d rather not talk about the plastics because, honestly, she enjoyed being around them. being one of them. and janis was not going to like that. she didn’t want to let janis down, there was just something about her. how she and damian had been there for her right away, when no one else had. and even though regina george had picked her up it just… she felt like she belonged in both places.

      “see, this is why i’m glad my family is just my mom and dad and i…” way to quickly make everything about yourself cady. she’s really turning into regina bit by bit. “my parents don’t even give a crap how i look, so long as i’m clothed and… even then.” as if janis didn’t already know these things. 

‘ yeah, that's pretty lucky ’.  janis said, conscious of the fact that her head was tilting a little as she attempted  to figure  out whether  cady  was  trying  to relate or  trying to dominate  the conversation. . . 

                      ‘ your parents seem chill. what do THEY think of regina?  ’

she couldn’t imagine either of them endorsing their daughter’s friendship with the devil’s bitch but then, she didn’t know them well enough to comment either.  she was also willing to concede and admit that her own opinion of regina was possibly somewhat more biased than the average bystander.