no one asked for it but i dont care, miscellaneous headcanons
if i were to describe him emojis, it would be like: 🦡🎸💅🥒
his most used emojis is probably something edgy like 😈 or 👿, mainly uses it in his own social media posts that is strictly hsis own!!1!1
promotes himself without shame everywhere, gets confused whenever someone doesn't know who he is
knows about the things people post about him, has probably cried once or twice over some of it, actually more likely over the lot of it all
cried after reading one fanfic about him (it was a y/n, bought by gorillaz type thingy), cringes when he remembers it
is aware that people be posting things about him online, is horrified to see what they say half of the time because he knows its gonna be down right horrendous
probably likes the food part of the emojis the most, especially 🥨
has definitely thought of making an account of his own and correcting and critiquing the things people say and guess about him, never actually goes through with it
has wore crocs and socks in the rain before
its his guilty pleasure to read what people say about him online
has definitely boughy merch of himself and all of the band members that their fans made and given to the band as gifts
most of his online presence is just him shopping for stuff (this is canon, isnt it?), yet he's gotten better at that though!
read a few gorillaz fanfic, got his feelings hurt a bit by the way they wrote him, but was moreso confused
reads out loud or just quietly, force of habit, as he was "made" to read noodle a bed time story every night. (( actually did that on his own, it was mainly the frog and toad books he read to her ))
heavy trend follower (canon), but will make fun of the old trends she participated in like she literally did not join in too smh
has tried to teach kastu to do tricks, it doesn't work all to good
asks 8balls the same question over and over again until she gets the answer she likes
probably went through a heavy zodiac phase when she was younger
doesn't remember her full multiplication tables, it ends at 4's
some people assume he's a doomsday prepper but he just replies most monotone voice ever "no, im just homeless" and it makes everything akward, which honestly, yeah good for him
once on his stay at gorillaz, he hit his ankle on a scooter thing and cried and wailed for five minutes
smuggled things back home with him when he left
would love to wear heelies
