Incorrect Star Wars Quotes

like it says on the box. source: my friends

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Obi-Wan: THEY'RE THE BREAK UP ROACHES! IT'S A SIGN FROM THE FORCE

Anakin: The roach brothers

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Anakin: I need to show padme my chess skills. She needs to know about my omega schlong!

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Anakin: I'm very proud of my lesbians

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Obi-wan: Ah hot food...I get it so rarely

Ahsoka: I know, you little coal miner

Anakin: It's okay you're out of the mountains now

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Aayla @ Bly: I love you so much, but sometimes you think you're so right, but you're actually very very wrong.

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Hunter: I would not turn around if you value your ass

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Hunter: I think you're Mentally Ill Wrecker: You of all people have no room to talk, my good bitch

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Obi-wan: You see, while you two have silly goofy fun times. I get a migraine.

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* Bly and Aayla flirting *

Obi-wan: You know what I love? Sweet sweet silence

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Padme: I want to be the stoner aunt

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Holy- thank you guys so much!!!

That's way more than I expected from this little joke blog. As thanks heres some fun tid bits!

How I run the blog is each friend of mine has a character associated with them, and when they say something funny I add it to the blog. Which makes for some interesting dynamics and conversations.

- Obiwan, Anakin, and Ahsoka are roommates

- Fox, Wolffe, Bly, Rex, Gregor all play dnd together. Along with Obi-wan and Aayla (and sometimes Quinlan)

I honestly just think it's funny to think about. Thanks again for liking the blog so much, everyone!

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Ahsoka: I LOVE USING BLY TO GET FREE FOOD

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Ahsoka: YES

Ahsoka: LET'S KILL THAT WHITE BOY

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Fox: Everything will be fine with just little bit more drugs

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Aayla: I have a question!

Bly: What is your question?

Aayla: I instantly forgot!

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Anakin: She could do things to me... Ahsoka: I'M TELLING PADME! Anakin: NOOO!!!

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Padme: I'll buckle you in custody!