She grabs his redwing and bites it
@spaceyvincent
NO! *Sam yanks it away from her*
She growls and crawls away on all fours
What the fuck are you?
She crawls up the wall and looks down at him from the ceiling
*sam looks at the alien creature on his ceiling.* let guess, you don’t even speak English?
“Of course I do!!” She growls, drool coming from her mouth. “I’m not stupid!!”
Sam dodges the spit that’s falling from her “Jesus. How did you even get in here?”
“I can teleport.” She says plainly and giggles then crawls down onto his counter, grabbing a banana.
Sam frowns. He was going to use those bananas to make banana bread for the family. It’s fine, missing one isn’t so bad. “Why are you here?” He says, sorta resigned to his fate
She sniffs the banana before putting it back down and crawling over to the fridge, crawling inside and letting it close behind her
Sam runs over and yanks the fridge doors open. “Get out, my wife will kill me if she finds out you’re in there”
When he opens the door, she’s already biting into raw chicken
Sam yanks the chicken from her and grabs her, pulling her out of the fridge. “Out”
She growls and squirms out of his grip then runs into the hallway and into one of the rooms
“For fucks sake,” Sam says, chasing after her. “I’m too old for this” he runs into the rooms to find her. “Where are you?”
She bed shakes and when he looks under it she’s clawed a hole into the mattress like a cat and she’s in it
“Okay nope, you’ve gotta go” he runs after run and grabs her in his arms. “No more destroying my property. You’re going back to wherever the hell you came from” he opens a window and tries to throw her out
She teleports out of his arms and she’s back in the matress
“Get outttttt” he gestures towards the window
“No!”
“Then stop destroying shit!”
She crawls out from under the mattress and looks up at him from under the bed. “Ask nicely!!”
“Please STOP DESTROYING MY SHIT!”
She hisses and scuttles out of the room and back to the kitchen
“You gotta be kidding me” he says as he chases after her
She crawls up the wall and back onto the ceiling
“Get down,” he rolls his eyes. “Please”
She drops from the ceiling and onto the floor
“Please tell me why you’re here,”
“I dunnoooo I’m bored and hungry!”
“I can get you some food if you want. But you have to behave.”
She rolls her eyes a bit and her antennas wiggle, then she crosses her arms
“What do you want to eat?”
“Chicken.”
Sam goes to the kitchen and grabs the raw chicken she was chewing on. “Do you eat it cold or cooked?”
“What’s cooked?” She starts walking on all fours like a dog that just tried on shoes for the first time.
“Why are you- nevermind” he shakes his head. “Cooked like… warmed up with seasonings and sauce?”
“Warm chicken sounds gross!!” She sticks out her tongue which is purple.
“Alright, raw chicken it is.” He cuts it up into bite sized pieces and puts it on a plate
She waddles over and jumps onto the counter
