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@spamtonloversanonymous
spamton x reader requests are open! send em in, i’ll try my darndest to write em!
feel free to send new requests! the spamton sweepstakes really got me back into this little freak and i crave [[INTERACTION WITH MY FELLOW MAN]]
Hi there! Is this blog still active?
not really, but i can certainly try to write new requests, etc, i really enjoy writing for spamton!
Spamton and Y/N marriage/wedding drabble?
It can be Addison Spam, Post-Gaster Spam, or Recruited Spam, (or you could do all of you prefer) proposing to Y/N and how their wedding will be.
decided to write a proposal scene with spam as he appears in canon! here u go ^_^
spamton’s been kind of nervous throughout this whole date. sure, he’s always erratic, but you know him well enough to tell that he’s got something on his mind.
still, he’s making all sorts of romantic gestures that you can’t help but appreciate. he’s laying it on thick with the cutesy petnames, being more physically affectionate than usual. talking a lot about how much he loves you and wants to spend forever with you.
you kind of see it coming.
not that you mind. it’s perfectly him.
“S0” he begins, as the date is winding to a close. “SO. SO. SO”
“yeah?” you prompt.
“WELL”
“YOU”
“IM”
“THE”
“WILL”
he suddenly, rapidly, fumbles a small box out of a pocket. “WILL YOU M ????? [Take This Specil Offer] [[Business Proposal]] AND [WIFE me UP]???” he was struggling to open the box with shaky hands during the whole sentence, but he’s gotten it open now, and a small ring sparkles inside. …it’s made of plastic and has LEGITIMITE ENGAGEMENT printed on the band.
you may have seen it coming, but that doesn’t stop you from absolutely lighting up. “oh my god, yes, yes!!!”
“OHHHH OHH HhwooHHH THANK GOD LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU” he eagerly takes your hand in his and puts the ring on, transfixed with how it looks on your finger. “LOVE YOU LOVE YOU” he continues.
you’re also staring at the ring on your finger. it is so utterly spamton; you don’t want anything better. “i love you too, spam. i… holy crap. i love you.”
can you make spamton and reader but they're both non-binary,,,
hell yes im nonbinary and spam has nonbinary swag himself… for some reason i pictured the two of you getting ready for a fancy night out so that’s what i wrote :) this wound up being rly short if you want i can do more general hcs regarding nby4nby spam
spamton adjusts his tie in the mirror, giving you a playful smirk in its reflection. “WELL ARENT WE [[Hottest Couples 1997]] THIS EVENING” he says.
you snort, leaning over so you can see enough to run a hand through your hair. “yeah, maybe once my hair decides to comply with me,” you laugh.
“LOVE OF M1NE YOU LOOK [Stellar]”
“oh, you are so cheesy. i love you.”
he’s trying to continue with the suave act, but you can see a genuine smile break out. “L0VE YOU [[moar]]”
you contemplate the happy couple in the mirror. “we’re both looking very gender, i must say.”
“[Oh, Yeeaahh]” spamton agrees. he fiddles with his suit, marveling at it in the reflection. “I GOTTA SAY, I REALLY FEEL [[Goals Achieved]] IN THIS ! ADN YOURE LOOKING [Amazing, Fantastic, Wonderful] YOURSELF”
you smile. “thanks. i really do think this is a good look for me. it just — this is how i like to look.”
“[[Valued]] [partner] I WHOLE-HEART-ED-LY AGREE. YOURE VERY YOURE ”
“you too.”
unofficially nuking the inbox — if you had a request in there, send it again ^_^
I want to cuddle spammy like a lil teddy bear 🥺 He’s just so incredibly holdable!! And if he switches it up on you in neo form??? Good shit
yes!!!!
he’s VERY holdable and i bet he loves being held!! holding him, like you said, like a teddy bear, is very enjoyable for both of you. it makes him feel safe and cozy! and he probably clings onto you too when you hold him like that, just little hands grabbing your shirt or wherever so he can be extra sure he’s secure.
spam neo… probably teases you a little about the turntabled size difference — “LOOK WH0S THE [[Bigger Than John Lennon]] NOW” but boy is he excited to get to hold you. he wants to make you feel that same kind of cozy and safe that you make him feel!!! he holds you up to his face and smiles and says “I UND3RSTAND WHY YOU LIKE TO [Hold Onto Your Hats] ME !! TH1S IS [Quality]”. he kinda tries to replicate the way that you’ve held him, but he doesn’t know exactly how because he’s only ever been on the receiving end of it till now. if you grasp onto him he just melts.
“THIS MIGHT BE MY [[# 1 Favorite]] THING 4BOUT THIS BODY. GETT1NG TO H0LD YOU.”
On one hand spamton deserves to ridr a motorcycle on the other hand he'd blow away from the air force
BAHAHAHA youre so right
what if — what if, hear me out here, listen, what if. reader rides motorcycle. takes spamton along. he sits in front of them. all is well. he gets to live his wild little dreams
I was planning on staying up for the eclipse because I thought it would look very cool (it would have) but it is currently raining and I can’t see a single thing besides clouds and rain on my glasses. Anyway I hope you have an excellent night.
it’s cold and snowy here so i’m gonna watch an online livestream of it, maybe you could do the same if you want! in any case, you have a wonderful night as well!
Uhm
Y/n that likes to give spamton head pats and run their fingers through his hair?
spamton loves it!!! loves loves loves it!!
he may act a little touchy about his hair at first — “HEY, THATS [[expertly styled]]! [Hands Off The Merchandise]” — but he absolutely doesn’t mean it. “…WELL. MA¥BE Y0U CAN [Hands ON! The Merchandise] A L1TTLE… A LOT”
in fact, he winds up really liking how his hair looks after you play with it. “ITS A LOOK OF [[rebellion]]. OF RUGGED GOOD LOOKS, OF NO FE4R OR REGARD FOR RUL3S. OF [Cuddly wuddly head scratchies]”
he adores head pats too! they make him feel very loved. he may try to return the favor whenever he has the chance. same goes for playing with your hair, actually! he has a lot of fun with that. it’s a good sensory feel for him. your hair might be very messy afterwards
haiii hii good to see you back ^^ ive been thinking about like. does spamton have an actual singing voice or does he just, use compressed clips of the actual singer. so like. imagine you're softly singing to spam while holding each other and he starts singing back
thank you for the kind words!!
and OHHH.. oh oh oh….. that’d definitely be jarring and strange but in a very charming way. as is everything spamton is and does. i’d never really considering what his singing sounds like before! i think it’d be cute if he himself sang, but the idea of his singing being audio clips of other singers makes a lot of sense.
and him using your voice..! very strange, but also a high compliment!
Wanna hold spamton from under the armpits like that long cat meme
he loves it
hi first time doing an ask here but hi ok but like fluffy spamton cuddling Y/N??? i just found a post with a hella fluffy spamton & right away just tho of fluffy spamton x reader/Y/N i can't get it out of my head XD, have a good day/noon/night & drink plenty of water & eat food too see u next time or uhh text u soon idk XD
oh oh… fluffy…. oh my ogd……..
he’s so cozy to cuddle with. you pull him close to you and he just nuzzles up to you and waaah.. soft…
he’s warm! he’s very nice to cuddle when you’re cold. he’s nice to cuddle all the time. but especially when you’re cold. he’s like a deranged electric blanket. he’s pretty proud of that, too — “JUST C4LL ME YOUR [[Heated Blanket Free Shipping]]!”
spamton is just kind of a natural cuddle bug, too. like, if you’re sharing a bed at night, you’ll inevitably wake up with spammy wrapped around or tangled with you. he feels safe snuggled up to you! and you feel likewise, so it’s a [[GREAT DEAL]] for everyone involved!
as someone who’s staying up to see the eclipse, not out of wanting to but out of needing to (astronomy assignment grrrr), imagine spamton helping you stay awake. he’s probably very fun late at night.
maybe hes teetering on just slightly too disaster-prone for you to leave him unattended. maybe he’s throwing random bizarre questions at you — HOW MANY [[European Capitals]] CAN YOU NAME? WHATS YOUR FAVORITE [Google Search: how to spell karyoky] SONG? DID YOU KNOW THE [[0pposite]] SIDES OF A DIE ALWAYS ADD UP TO [[Stream Se7en Online]]? maybe he’s just willing to listen to you ramble.
his energy is infectious!
As a certified trans man I want spammy to help me through bad dysphoria days
he’ll do everything he can!!
affirmations? he’s got you. you’re [[HAND SOME]]! anyone who misgenders you is a [Dolphin Chatter Censor Noise]! your [[OUTFIT]] looks great!
distractions? nobody excels at distractions like spamton does. whether you wanna watch a movie or go do something or just listen to him ramble, he’s got you covered.
no matter what it is that you need from him he’ll do his best to make it happen. anything for his favorite man in the world.
as this blog regains its footing you’re free to send asks/reqs/etc ^_^
Not an ask, but: im prepared to be shamed on main just to say that ive been binge reading your xreader shorts, and all i can say is im in love! Im in love with how you write spam's mannerisms and how they interact with the reader, anyway that's all, wishing you the best 😘
this is super late but THANK YOU SO SO MUCH you have a lovely day/night/etc <3