Pheriya, Evil Mom Extraordinare

they/her

[pheriya]

[+1 pin]

Make a pinned post now!

Okay.

Oh, also: Any asks about speeding up arcs, spreading drama, personally attacking mods, or constantly wanting [character] to meet some other person will be deleted.

[nefarious-exclam]

This has been coming for a long time, I think, and while I was hoping I could hold out until the one year anniversary at least, I'm pulling out of the !cu.

This has really nothing to do with the server situation, I just got bored and roleplaying and Nefarious, Pheriya, and Jordan felt so much like a chore even before the new year that I was considering leaving. I stayed because I wanted to get things closed up and arcs involving me finished, but with the last arc I had planned effectively dead in the water, there's no point to me staying anymore.

But I'm not leaving without giving you closure. The plan was always to have Jordan be redeemed and for them to join Selfarious, raising their kids together. It just never panned out, but rest assured everyone got their happy ending.

I've had a blast rping as a punctuation wizard, from killing the Sun to getting married and everything in between.

The blogs will remain up for archival purposes, but this will be my last post.

BYEE!!!!

[pheriya]

boop

Boop!!!

[pheriya]

[A letter appears on Pheriya’s desk]

Dear Mom,

I didn’t want to leave you without anything to remember us by. And I wanted to tell you one last time that I love you so much. I’m so glad I got to have you as my mom. I love you forever.

With Love,

Selly

[+1 Polaroid photo of Selecton and Nefarious smiling together]

[Pheriya holds the letter close and cries.]

[pheriya]

[+100 Pipe Bombs]

THANK YOU FOR THE SNACKS!!!

[pheriya]

*There is a bucket next to you*

*There's nothing special, it's just a bucket*

Another bucket!!

[hashbang-mods]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOOP

[pheriya]

[boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you]

[hashbang-mods]

MOM WHY-

[pheriya]

:3

[hashbang-mods]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOOP

[pheriya]

[boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you]

[eldritchdemonfox]

Moots do me a favour and go to tumblr desktop …I need to boop y’all

[pheriya]

BOOP THIS MAN!!!

[pheriya]

Yep, I do!

- list anon listing anon

Oh, cool!

[pheriya]

Thank you for sharing the asks from those list anons!

- list anon listing anon

Do you count as a List Anon yourself, List Anon Listing Anon?

[pheriya]

I wish you hadn't clarified...

- list destroying anon

Uh. Hi List Destroying Anon.

[pheriya]

Okay thanks for the clarification !

- list making anon

No problem!

[pheriya]

Did you get any asks with discord links in them recently? Theres a thing going on and I'm trying to make a list of everyone who's getting them

Also if so was it phrased like "join our server for the truth. this is not for you", "hey you're amazing and cool and I want to talk to you" or "hiya i gotta discuss something important with you. it has to do with drama that might tie into you"?

Yup, I did. It was phrased like the second.

[pheriya]

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Happy Ides Of March! Knives courtesy of the Threatsverse :)

Oh my I opened my inbox too late.

[pheriya]

[You dream of an unusual dream.]

[You are in a pure, white void. In front of you is an ornate wooden box. You hear a melodious feminine voice coming from seemingly nowhere in particular.]

You must guess what is inside.

@dreams-of-the-dreamer

A single marble! No, two marbles! And they're funky colors!

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

What? How!

You didn't even use up one of your three hints!?

Yet I can not fathom you cheating… Let's pretend that this didn't happen. I will change the contents and you try again.

Your first hint is “Within this veiled chamber lies a treasure of the most exquisite hue, a testament to the ephemeral beauty of nature's artistry.”

[pheriya]

Hmm... A sunset?

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

Let's try something more explicit, second hint: "Where its stem ends the bulb begins."

[pheriya]

Ah! A flower!!!

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

Yes! Now guess what species! Hint: It has no thorns nor is it a counterpart of the common grass.

[pheriya]

Hmm... A tulip?

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

... Wow, you got it, I thought it would take one try more, but- you are exiting REM sleep! The dream is ending soon! Byee-

*You slowly wake.*

[pheriya]

Byeee!!! Thanks for the riddle!

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

*You notice that, next to where you were sleeping, there is now a simple glass vase with a tulip inside.*

[pheriya]

How nice!

[pheriya]

[You dream of an unusual dream.]

[You are in a pure, white void. In front of you is an ornate wooden box. You hear a melodious feminine voice coming from seemingly nowhere in particular.]

You must guess what is inside.

@dreams-of-the-dreamer

A single marble! No, two marbles! And they're funky colors!

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

What? How!

You didn't even use up one of your three hints!?

Yet I can not fathom you cheating… Let's pretend that this didn't happen. I will change the contents and you try again.

Your first hint is “Within this veiled chamber lies a treasure of the most exquisite hue, a testament to the ephemeral beauty of nature's artistry.”

[pheriya]

Hmm... A sunset?

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

Let's try something more explicit, second hint: "Where its stem ends the bulb begins."

[pheriya]

Ah! A flower!!!

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

Yes! Now guess what species! Hint: It has no thorns nor is it a counterpart of the common grass.

[pheriya]

Hmm... A tulip?

[dreams-of-the-dreamer]

... Wow, you got it, I thought it would take one try more, but- you are exiting REM sleep! The dream is ending soon! Byee-

*You slowly wake.*

[pheriya]

Byeee!!! Thanks for the riddle!