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fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

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[Color Me Impressed] FOLKS! [Once In A LifeTime] OPPORTUBITY TO MAKE ME LOOSE AS HANDSOME AS THE DAY I [Died]!!

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[What's Missing From This Picture]?

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[Get Off] THE INTERENET AND [Get On] THE INTERENET!!

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THISE [Sweat Off Those Calories!] DONYT' KNOW HOW TO [Let's Let Loose!] AND [Have Fun And Be Yourself]!!

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DOES ANTY1ONE ELSE [It Always Feels Like Somebody's Watchin' Me] OR IS IT JUST [Me, Myself, And i]?

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holidays just don't feel the same anymore...

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I WAS [Jolly] ONCE.

THE [Red, White, and Blue] AND THE [It's Not Easy Being Green] WERE S O LBLING BLINDING [It Burns! Oh God Help Me It BURNS!]

[...and yet]

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BA HUM [Bugs And Other Pest Detterents]

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MY [Kingdom] OF [HeartShapedObject]S WILL [Coming To A Store Near You]!! GET HYPED, GET [Piped]!!!

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TH;E PERFET [Sweet Bod]!

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H4PP'Y HALO [Weenie Hut Jr's. !?] FROM YOUR PAL SPAMTON

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TIM;E [Fruit Loops]?! DON'T BE [Redicilus]! THE ONLY "TIME" YOU SHOULD LOOP IS [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!! AMIRITIE OR AM I [INCORRECT BUZZER.SFX]

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A [[Moment Of Silence]] FOR THE SAD, STRANGE [Little Sponge] WHO CAN'T 3VEN AFFORD TO [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

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WAS THAT THE [NUMBER ONE #1 RATED SALESMAN] OF [(C)1997}

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