the toaster.

(they/any) I reblog shit I find cool or funny and hide in the depths 💥

[sparkee]

an introductory post,

hi i’m sparkee and i do the art thing occasionally (VERY occasionally)

they/any

Uh i mainly reblog stuff abt my interests (ex: link click, zeno remake, bsd, vnc, etc.) and things i find funny

💥💥💥💥

Yeah

[sparkee]

lowkey forgot tumblr even existed brah

[ookikufurikabutte]

just 3 guys who have nothing in common

[reactionimagesdaily]

[chell-min]

sim uni preservation gaminggggg

[toastyyjams]

ena projecting her period cramps onto akito cuz i think he deserves it

[mdq]

pet cigarette

[nicenever]

anyone else hear that ominous bell tolling???? 🤣🤣🤣 no?? just me?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[moonlit-doodles]

has anyone done this yet

[chatlote]

art based on the live tour, they are so cute in it...

[qrbits]

afternoon nap 🍰☕

[qrbits]

penacony game night! 🍕🎮 (zoom in for a bunch of easter eggs :])

[refrigerator-sam]

love this little freak

[senniys]

happy birthday you little freak

[rapidhighway]

i came here to cry..

[kaihoney]

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[carefulpyromancer]

[teaboot]

So… Theoretically… I could yerd a whipjack for letting my unlingable balbriggan end up in a roddikin

[mcrkin]

[alaija]

The reason we have the word “defenestration” is that it was coined for the defenestration of Prague (1618).

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@mellowmooon

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