You don't know me

https://youtu.be/GcAi73yeuhY?si=hniEVnBWq0aZCOuW

[kyri45]

Simon Grace Gay as fuck, statement.

(Second Backup AU! PREV)

[kyri45]

Simon Grace Gay as fuck, statement.

(Second Backup AU! PREV)

[nightngaleart]

Your swap Au Grace is so tall I want to climb him like a tree–

WHAT WHO SAID THAT 👀

ME I SAID THAT

[luckydoodlez]

Plant Talk - Part 1

In which I take "Simon became the Last Tree", tree-mutated Simon, cult Eden, eldritch blood hivemind voices, and Bloodymary and blend them all together into my fucking insane "Simon can communicate with plants and he's not sure how he feels about it" AU

Bonus stuff

[idgabuck]

I made a fake pfp for what I think Grace would make as his “papa star” twitter account’s pfp but then someone makes him an art piece for him to use and he loves it.

[idgabuck]

Just sat through a spicy dinner so I'm making the blorbos do it too

Streamer!Simon eating spicy food on camera for a stream and the more people send in donations and stuff the more hot sauce and chilis he adds

At some point he's curled up on the desk banging his fist and Grace walks in. He goes "wtf is wrong with my husband", takes a step forward into the room and is immediately hit by the stench of spice

He goes "moonlight, did you just poison yourself???". Simon hears his husband's voice and immediately pops back up because Husband!! Husband is here!! He will help!!

Spoiler, he cannot help. All Grace can offer is comforting pats on the back and offers to go buy his favourite ice cream

Yes! 😭 Simon throughout the stream is like “you guys are weak! I can so handle some more spice.”

Grace in the other room commenting in chat “please don’t.” But people keep donating which is great as it’s a charity stream but Simon is suffering whilst he’s playing a rage game and is like “fuck ok I can do this-“

Spoiler: he can’t.

Like you said, grace comes in to give him a huge glass of milk that Simon literally chugs and a bowl of ice cream and sighing. “Moonlight. I know you’re doing this for a good cause but I’m pulling the plug. No more eating hot peppers.” Then he pauses and says “maybe when someone donates a big amount, you could do a lot of push ups instead?”

Grace is totally not just saying that because he wants to watch his husband work out…..no……

[idgabuck]

SimonSays do what your teacher says! But Simon steals Grace’s glasses secretly and puts them on before stream and says “I’ve stolen my husband’s glasses chat. What do you think?”

Chat goes feral and Grace is in the chat saying “oh my god that’s where they are!” Before adding “god you look so handsome in them, moonlight.”

[idgabuck]

Some streamer Simon AU’s but it’s them as college roommates:

- Grace is studying again after coming back from the college lab but all he can hear is Simon going “come on come on come on- FUCK!” From the living room with video game noises and he comes out and asks Simon to be a little quieter and Simon pauses the game and says “you need to take a break.” “I will once I’ve finished writing up my results.” “You won’t. We’ve been roommates for what? Months now? All you do is eat, drink, go to the bathroom, go to the lab and classes, come back here and study. You don’t ever relax and you barely sleep.” Simon then jokes “maybe you’re secretly an android.” “I am not!” “Then prove it. You take a break and play some video games with me. It’s not going to go anywhere.”

- Grace thinks Simon wouldn’t want to be in a relationship with him because “all I do is study Rocky! He already thinks I’m boring as anything!” Whilst Simon doesn’t think Grace would want to date him because he’s still working through his trauma still.

- When Grace comes back one day from the research lab and sees Simon is on the floor of the kitchen breathing heavily and Grace panics and sees a massive fucking burn mark on Simon’s neck and he tries to calm Simon down whilst calling 9-1-1 for an ambulance. That’s the day Simon starts to go to therapy.

[idgabuck]

Imagine if in the streamer Simon AU, they have a ceremony of partnership before gay marriage was legalised.

Can you imagine Simon streaming that day and chat telling him that they’ve legalised it?

Simon getting emotional and saying “chat do you know how much this means to me? To us?- wait here- wait what am I saying you guys can’t move-“ and he rushes to where he’s hidden a proper engagement ring because at the moment they have “promise rings” if anyone asks them.

He comes back and says “chat, I need you to keep a fucking secret ok? No clipping this or showing papa star ok? I have a plan for tonight.”

Maybe this is before them going on a little trip? Idk I still need to figure out the timeline.

[idgabuck]

Imagine if in the streamer Simon AU, they have a ceremony of partnership before gay marriage was legalised.

Can you imagine Simon streaming that day and chat telling him that they’ve legalised it?

Simon getting emotional and saying “chat do you know how much this means to me? To us?- wait here- wait what am I saying you guys can’t move-“ and he rushes to where he’s hidden a proper engagement ring because at the moment they have “promise rings” if anyone asks them.

He comes back and says “chat, I need you to keep a fucking secret ok? No clipping this or showing papa star ok? I have a plan for tonight.”

Maybe this is before them going on a little trip? Idk I still need to figure out the timeline.

[seraphzrequiem]

Careful what you wish for Grace!

[buy-more-oranges]

There so adorable

[lcdlcdlcd]

hi yes its the au again. what i imagine simon was getting up to in prison, coping by drawing his comfort characters

first prev

also here’s a bonus comic on the sm13

[lcdlcdlcd]

hello everybody and welcome back to bloodymary the isekai the saga

today we have simon piloting because his self insert from like 10 years ago piloted the hail mary and to write better fanfiction he literally became a pilot

thanks for watching i will return with more shortly

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[lcdlcdlcd]

hello everybody and welcome back to bloodymary the isekai the saga

today we have simon piloting because his self insert from like 10 years ago piloted the hail mary and to write better fanfiction he literally became a pilot

thanks for watching i will return with more shortly

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[mantisdepot]

Forever and ever

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.