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@sparkspacey
this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison
Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck
Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it
Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.
In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.
To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.
There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.
This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.
Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock
"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."
yeah okay ill reblog that
”there are only the hands that feed her, and those that do not” yeah-
most insane reblog thread ive seen in my life serbian pigeon movie when guys
type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
abagcalledasb (i didn’t even attempt the dashes)
going until it’s perfect!
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dont-hudg3mywaffles
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dont-hydfemywaffles
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YASSS
HELLO HAVE A SONG
https://open.spotify.com/track/0Tk8JuxBYsN47oOZkg3Jlb?si=f5FfW-PKTRCQw2Nv8AGIJw
OMG HI i’m so excited for this
IM CRYINH WHY KISS FROM A ROSE SPECIFICALLY??
what comes to mind is ally zac and lisa all dressed as the joker dancing to this song in that one game changer episode
it was stuck in my head...
i’m delighted thank you very much bea
i love that game changer episode!
HELLO HAVE A SONG
https://open.spotify.com/track/0Tk8JuxBYsN47oOZkg3Jlb?si=f5FfW-PKTRCQw2Nv8AGIJw
OMG HI i’m so excited for this
IM CRYINH WHY KISS FROM A ROSE SPECIFICALLY??
what comes to mind is ally zac and lisa all dressed as the joker dancing to this song in that one game changer episode
it was stuck in my head...
i’m delighted thank you very much bea
HELLO HAVE A SONG
https://open.spotify.com/track/0Tk8JuxBYsN47oOZkg3Jlb?si=f5FfW-PKTRCQw2Nv8AGIJw
OMG HI i’m so excited for this
IM CRYINH WHY KISS FROM A ROSE SPECIFICALLY??
what comes to mind is ally zac and lisa all dressed as the joker dancing to this song in that one game changer episode
i hate kelvins. it doesn't sound like a measurement . like that's just some fucking guy.
Do you know this Musical Song? #264
I know the song and the musical
I know the song but not the musical
I know the musical but not the song
I may know this
I have never heard this
If you were suddenly teleported into the world of the last video you game you played as a random background character, and had to survive for the next 24 hours before being teleported back out, how well do you think you'd do?
Easy peasy piece of cake
Pretty well
Mostly fine
Okay
Not well but still alive
Badly
oh I'm dying
Dying Immediately
Another answer (?)
I don't play video games
Unmute !
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Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.
Guess what day it is again folks
It’s monday
Happy first Monday of 2023 to those two newscasters specifically.
Happy First Monday of 2024 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2025 to those two newscasters specifically
Happy First Monday of 2026 to those two newscasters specifically
An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for season 11 !
This season kind of snuck up on me, so I haven't changed much since the last one. Let me know if anything should be updated.
Transcript/accessible version here
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Thinking about Empires
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
I’m doin’ it.
idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die
There are no servals in this post
how bout now
There are now two young and fluffy servals in this post