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[ desxderium ]

❝— Uuuh huh. Well I’m a believer in second chances so try again. Least you got the — crowd’s — attention, so it’s a start.❞

❝ Second chances, huh. Not sure that’s the brightest idea around, but I’ll take it. Okay. So how does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry? ❞

#desxderium #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓#[but the dad jokes are the best #mark's going to be so upset]

[ walksxinxbeauty ]

“Did they?” Uhura asked with a smile. “It’s Uhura. And you’re Watney, right? From the Ares?”

❝ Uhura. Right. That’s what I meant. Wow I feel like an ass right now. But yes, I am Dr. Watney. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’ve heard a lot about you. ❞

#walksxinxbeauty #[v;; uss ares]#[mark is beating himself up on the inside #way to be an ass mark in the first two seconds of meeting someone]

[ sorcr ]

“well —- i mean, okay fine. they were kinda cute when they hatched. ” there’s a pause and a frown. “ — iwanna take that as a compliment, but then again i don’t —- because i’m just a PIE ? a PIECE of pie ? ”

❝ Please tell me you aren’t one of those people who actual wants a baby pet dinosaur. ❞ he uttered with sheer amazement; it would be insane to think such, especially with one of the more dangerous ones. ❝ What’s wrong with being a piece of a pie? Don’t you like pie? ❞

#sorcr #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ: ᵗʰᵉᵇᵒᵗᵃᶰᶤˢᵗᵃᵐᵒᶰᵍˢᵗᵗʰᵉᵈᶤᶰᵒˢ ┓

@paramounticebound liked for a one-liner

❝ And who are you, I have not seen you aboard the USS Ares before. ❞

#paramounticebound #[v;; uss ares]#[watney should just back away right now]

@ofshxeld liked for a one-liner

❝ Do you think potatoes, alone, can be considered a wholesome meal? ❞

#ofshxeld #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓#[no mark #they cant]

[ exubiytsa ]

[★] ❝ Not really, Buzz Lightyear. ❞

❝ Buzz Lightyear? I mean, that’s not an insult but I like to think I’m more of a Captain Jack Sparrow. ❞

#exubiytsa #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓

@desxderium liked for a one-liner

❝ Tough crowd tonight, so I am guessing that is a no to old war stories? ❞

#desxderium #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓#[aka mark just wants to tell jokes but he is an awkward turtle]

[ sorcr ]

“they most certainly ARE assholes. velociraptor, i mean —- the girls are kinda cute, but i wouldn’t be hugging them at night. ”

❝ I’m sorry, what part of cute can you see from those big ass lizards? Those things look at me like I’m Christmas dinner. You’re more of like a little piece of key-lime pie. ❞

#sorcr #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ: ᵗʰᵉᵇᵒᵗᵃᶰᶤˢᵗᵃᵐᵒᶰᵍˢᵗᵗʰᵉᵈᶤᶰᵒˢ ┓

@ofeterniiity liked for a one-liner

❝ I’m the guy from Mars, you know the one they left. ❞

#ofeterniiity #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓#[sorry this wasnt the best starter #if you would like me to change it #i can]

[ exubiytsa ]

[★] ❝ Think you’ll need a lot more than the war paint getup. ❞

❝ You don’t I can scare anyone? ❞

#exubiytsa #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓#[mark is so offended #and all is good with me #hope the same for you]

@walksxinxbeauty liked for a one-liner

❝ Uhna Uhar UH. I don’t think they spelt your name right. ❞

#walksxinxbeauty #[v;; uss ares]#[accurate picture of his face trying to read a chart]

@sorcr liked for a one-liner

❝ You know why dinosaurs are extinct? It’s because they are FUCKIN’ assholes. Fuck you Velocirpatou whatever the hell it’s named. ❞

#sorcr #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ: ᵗʰᵉᵇᵒᵗᵃᶰᶤˢᵗᵃᵐᵒᶰᵍˢᵗᵗʰᵉᵈᶤᶰᵒˢ ┓#[me getting to use this verse #OMG i am so happy]

@kryptona liked for a one-liner

❝ Supergirl, huh? What’s so great about her anyways? Yeah she might be super, but I’m a botanist. I think that’s A WHOLE LOT cooler. ❞

#kryptona #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓#[mark is lowkey jealous over her]

@exubiytsa liked for a oneliner

❝ So the whole black eye-liner thing, you think that would make me look more menacing? ❞

#exubiytsa #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓#[no mark #it wont #just stop now]

lowkey like for a one liner?

#;;ᵒᵘᵗᵒᶠᵇᵒᵗᵃᶰʸ #[i have drafts but like no motivation for them]

[ velmstxr ]

and velma thought working at nasa was going to be all work and no PLAY.

“ are you POSITIVE that’s a replica ? looks pretty legitimate to me – “

not that SHE was going to tell anyone. that’s a job for SECURITY, not a research scientist.

❝ Positive? Well not exactly, but come on it’s just a suit. ❞

of course it was worth thousands of dollars, that had not meant the childish Mark Watney would stay away. he adored pushing the boundaries between what was allowed && what was not he qualified wearing one of the suits as such an occasion.

❝ Want to try it on? It’s pretty cool you know. I feel like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. ❞

#velmstxr #&┏ ˡᵒᵍᵉᶰᵗʳʸ ;; ᵛᵉʳˢᵉ : ᵗʰᵉᵐᵃᶰʷʰᵒˡᵉᶜᵒˡᵒᶰᶤᶻᵉᵈᵃᵖˡᵃᶰᵉᵗ ┓

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