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targetedknowledge

0v9

deeply unserious animal

daysleftofsecondterm

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT BEANS THE ARMADILLO ON 1,013 DAYS LEFT

steddie-heart

"Ogilvie put your hand down."

OH HE IS TIRED OF HIM !! Ogilvie is getting too comfortable voicing his inside thoughts.

milk5

Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

milk5

forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

fallout-lou-begas

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

rosietherivendell

Whitaker is going to make it the whole season/ day without needing to change scrubs and then in the last episode/ hour he's going to get absolutely drenched in some godawful substance and they're going to make him use the outdoor shower like to charge reblog to cast

shitty-check-please-aus

just a heads up before we enter holiday market season

the price of silver has just about doubled in the past couple of years. I'm very unhappy about it, a lot of other silversmiths are unhappy about it, but the long and the short of it is that it is simply impossible to sell jewelry at the prices of a few years ago and still make a profit. please also keep in mind that you are not paying for the raw cost of the silver, you're also paying for all the overhead (studio time, tools, packaging, market fees, rent, food, transportation) that goes into the jewelry.

it's totally fine if a piece isn't in your budget. jewelry is not a necessity. But it does feel kind of bad as an artisan (after doing a shitload of math to make sure I'm setting things at a price that's fair to myself, my customers, and other artists) when someone does a whole gasp double-take routine looking at my price tag. :( like sir I promise I'm so very close to selling this at a loss, I have spent much more money on this business than I've made

optimysticals

This is a thing I am definitely feeling this year.

Like the price of silver has gone up roughly $10/oz in just the last 2 months. That is A LOT.

rosslynpaladin

So what youre saying is we should support small businesses now more than ever? Without being a jerk about the fact that skilled craft costs money?

optimysticals

*le gasp* YES!

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

fatsexybitch

lizardbeths

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A fandom since 2011 guys

quarra

marzipanandminutiae

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

wemblingfool

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

adulthoodisokay

The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

getvalentined

Happy Folgers Incest Commercial season to all who celebrate!

gorgynei

average chapter of house of leaves

tangledinredstring

Thinking about how I would explain about my love for PTerry and the Discworld, and how Small Gods is my favourite. I know that people who were raised in religious households have found the book cathartic, but from the POV of someone who was absolutely not raised religiously I find the idea that believing in a god and following the religion of that god - while there is a lot of overlap - is not actually the same thing.

And then I'm thinking about how there is always a line in every book that absolutely stuns me. The first time it happened - and I still find myself turning the concept over and over in my head - it was the Hogfather, and Death explaining that we need to learn to believe in little lies as children, so we can dream a just and fair society into existence as adults with the strength of our belief.

And in Going Postal Mr Pumps monologue to Moist about how when banks fail it isn't the bankers that starve. And Witches Abroad with Granny Weatherwax in the maze of mirrors pointing to herself. Night Watch and the Glorious 25th of May. Jingo and the Dis-Organiser reading out the consequences of the Wrong Choice not taken. Unseen Academicals. Feet of Clay. Monstrous Regiment.

I've been staring into space for 15 minutes thinking about the witches of the world walking the line between light and dark, life and death, lost and found. Walking the fold in a storm to find a single lost lamb.

I think about Discworld a lot.

dovvvvv

movedbacktomymain

It's that time of night, have my favorite tiktok of all time

queenlua

Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard. i'm stealing this

simplesignifier

pleasant-plant-x

LEO XIV HAS DECLARED BUTLERIAN JIHAD

nudityandnerdery

drmelking

The realism of Robby being a little bit of an unintentional misogynist is so, so important to me. Like he is a good boss and a great teacher, he is friends with women and works with women and teaches women and respects women greatly. And yet—it’s Langdon, and then Whitaker, who Robby adopts as his mentees. It’s David, not the girls on the kill list, who Robby prioritizes care for. It’s the dad accused of grooming his daughter who Robby refuses to report, while informing the authorities about the mother drugging him without a second thought. He reams Langdon out for berating Santos, but doesn’t check in on Santos until Langdon refuses to let it go and Robby becomes suspicious of there being an actual problem.

And obviously we are seeing Robby on the worst day of life, and maybe even calling him a “little bit of a misogynist” is a bit too much because he’s not, really. But he does have ingrained biases and he does seem to only be able to fully see himself in and completely empathize with other men. And that is just. So true of even the nicest, kindest, most wonderful and feminist men I know.