[ashxanaa]

dazai genuinely walked up with the worst resume ever to grace the earth and gaslight gatekeep girlbossed his way into the ada and i think that is iconic of him

[funnytwittertweets]

[conarcoin]

for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.

[conarcoin]

liking a post is literally useless here. we don’t have an algorithm. we see posts when people reblog them onto our dashes, they show up in a tag we’re following/searching, or they end up chucked into our recommended page (very inaccurate, basically just popular posts that may be vaguely related to your interests sometimes). liking doesn’t do anything. it’s just a button that’s there to show, hey, i saw this post. or you’re saving it for later

[thefirstpunch]

i crawl oujt of a ditch shaking and covered in blood and when you ask me what's wrong im just like I need something sweet

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

a cruel irony that the original post has under 2000 notes

[decayalectical-deactivated20221]

“tumblr staff member” 2/3 of those words euphemism for cock

[nextlevelwaterpanic]

with your help we can make it all three

[terroristiraqi1-deactivated2023]

oi don't kare of monday's blue,, chewsday's grey and wensday too,,, thusday oi dawnt care about you it's friday oiminluv,,

[only-tiktoks]

[only-tiktoks]

robot: take a dab

person off screen: nah I'm chillin'

robot: pu-Ssy *angry noises*

[nidorion]

They're soulmates your honor

[victorfrankensteinsuggestion]

Whatever *succumbs*

[stantler]

I literally just hatched

[greenshark666]

when robin came out to steve, he said “but she’s a girl” when robin was talking about her crush, like he literally didn’t even know that was an option.

this is why my brain has convinced me that bi steve harrington 100% possible bc now he realizes that dating someone of the same gender is a possibility.

[hotroadkill]

rain kisses

(bonus: jonathan & argyle)

[justsomeguycore]

nothing but respect for my trans cow best friends

[justsomeguycore]

happy pride to my trans cow best friends

[the-gay-prometheus]

First of all let's not misgender Otis - he is a trans bull, not a cow.

Second of all let's also not forget nonbinary icon Wachkyrie, the mascot of Laughing Cow!

They did top* surgery on a bovine!

*technically bottom surgery because the mammaries of bovines are on the 'bottom' end, but since they're mammaries we're still gonna call it top surgery

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[sophisticatedferret]

it’s the drop in the accent for me

[shoku-and-awe]

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

[sylren13]

[conversationwithdeadpeople]

[conbiniiko]

this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif