El Chisme

Jazmin 😜

[anxietyproblem]

[thesundanceghost]

remember when stephanie meyers was so desperate to tie up the loose ends of her love triangle that the paired off the extra dude with the couple’s newborn baby

[fearnotthepen]

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

[big-nose-seal]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money

[anxietyproblem]

[tiktokarchive]

"Can all the kitties in the club say 'meow?'"

[all the cats begin to meow continuously]

[thebootydiaries]

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[elierlick]

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

[betweenparallels]

“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.

If you call [phone], an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

They also seem to help with getting Narcan.

[official-lucifers-child]

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off

[unclefather]

when i was 15 i dated someone who was 22 years old. at the time it was fine and i saw nothing wrong with it. now, as someone who has been 22 once or twice, what the fuck is wrong with you? you’re old enough to go to bars, use dating websites, do LITERALLY anything else besides hang out at the hot topic in the mall flirting with 9th graders who are buying PINS for their BACKPACKS with their PARENTS money

[world-of-cats]

[dirtbaby2016]

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

[dirtbaby2016]

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

[chibird]

I hope you find what you need out of this month! These little ghosties are cheering you on! 💕

2020 Calendar | Instagram | Webtoon

[wnq-writers]

“You don’t always realize it, but sometimes you aren’t in love with a person. You’re in love with the way they make you feel. That’s what makes it difficult when they leave. You begin to miss the way you felt, as if nobody could make you feel that way again.”

— ekta somera

[meganfoxsource]

Jennifer’s Body Reunion: Megan Fox and Diablo Cody Get Candid About Hollywood

[pascalation]

the powerpuff girls are QUAKING