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spencer althea porter (SAP). 22. 09-25-1995. soccer major, actually a photography major. fORWARD!!!!!!!.

[elliexgilbert]

That moment when you go to your tattoo appointment and instead of hittin’ it off with my usual artist. I spent the entire time talking to the intern about…Hammy. All she could talk about was that she knew me from Instagram because my dog is so cute!

I think I’ve lost my game, my dudes. Aren’t dogs supposed to help with game? Don’t get me wrong I got Sookie and everything, but my ego has taken some blows and not the fun kind

[spencxrporter]

My son is famous and I could never be prouder of him. Also, if I meet that artist, I’ll give her the biggest, warmest hug. She sounds like a very amazing woman.

[spencxrporter]

Just a few days from now and it’s already Christmas. Before we know it, it’s already 2018. It felt like it was just yesterday when we welcomed 2017. Where did time even go?

[spencxrporter]

gracefitz:

Just making sure the point was made.

Did you wind up running away?

Don’t worry. It’s very well-made and very well-acknowledged by yours truly without you having to tell me.

After eating, yes. Told them I have an important thing to do for my classes. What about you? How did Thanksgiving go with Nevaeh and... whoever joined you?

[spencxrporter]

😍Dear crush…

Dear crush,

I’ve tried my hardest to forget about this stupid crush -- still am, actually. You’re just this unattainable person and I think that you could have better than me because you have your head screwed right on your shoulders while I’m still trying to realize just what the fuck I want to be in my life. Wouldn’t want to be holding you back now, would I?

P.S I’m probably just being an idiot. I’m sorry.

[spencxrporter]

🙄Dear person I find annoying…

Dear person I find annoying,

I only find you annoying because I also think that you find me annoying. You probably don’t, though, but it’s what I feel when you’re around. Sorry.

[spencxrporter]

sirasslex:

Maybe it’s cute to watch y’all worry over me, and I like that.

No. You’re just really mean. You’re officially banned from riding longboards along the road, woman.

[acuppellarp]

Meme Monday: Dear you, it’s me.

If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week. It’s easy enough to open it on the main blog and just go through the reblog list!

Send one (or more symbols) to make the character write an open letter to…

😍Dear crush… 😘Dear last person I kissed… 😗Dear first person I kissed… 🙄Dear person I find annoying… 😱Dear person I’m scared of… 🤕Dear person I hurt… 🤥Dear person I’ve lied to… 💩Dear shithead… 👶Dear child/future child… 👨Dear father/father figure… 👩Dear mother/mother figure… 💍Dear future spouse… 🐀Dear former friend… 🐾Dear pet… 🐣Dear younger self… 🌟Dear hero… 🔥Dear person I want to have sex with… 🍎Dear favorite teacher… 🍒Dear person I first had sex with… 🍅Dear person who makes me blush… 🥔Dear person who makes me feel like a potato… 🌶️Dear person I find super hot… 🍻Dear best friend… 💌Dear person I love… 💔Dear ex… 💚Dear person I’m jealous of… ❣️WILDCARD! Dear ______…

[spencxrporter]

gracefitz:

You just… you’re so… weird.

Anyway, how’ve you been?

You already told me that. What’s new, Grace?

I’ve been... preparing for my overly doting parents. I actually think that I’ll run away this Thanksgiving.

[spencxrporter]

gracefitz:

You’re so weird sometimes. 

... I’m just saying that I’m honored to be there. 

[rvinedpride]

Some days I think that New York is a great place to be, and super safe place to live in. Other days I get hit by a car while on my longboard.

[spencxrporter]

.... oh, jesus. Can’t you ride your longboard, like, very near the buildings or very far away from cars? Why you gotta make us worry all the time?

[beeanders-blog1]

Anybody need a last minute date for Thanksgiving? I’ll help cook. I’m great with desserts. I make a pecan pie that will literally knock your bobby socks off. I’ll do all the dishes. I just really don’t feel like going home, as my parents try and make me date another future politician…

[spencxrporter]

I would find comfort in the fact that our parents do the same to us ever Thanksgiving, but then there’s the worry for what to wear and what to say and how to look and I can’t help but feel tired already. Just run away with me, Blair. We can do this. We can run away from the meddlers.

[rileduplynn-blog]

I can’t believe I’m just discovering compilation videos on YouTube. Cake decorating, nails, lip tutorials… but okay, is it just me, or are the lip tutorial ones kinda creepy? I mean, think about it. You’re staring at someone paint their lips.

[spencxrporter]

And that is why you watch compilations of puppies forgetting how to be puppies instead of people painting their lips, Riley.

[spencxrporter]

elliexgilbert:

Because you still haven’t asked her to meet him? We talked about that shit like forever ago, get on that Spency

I’m shy and awkward, okay! You’re so mean all the time. Anyway, when can I see Hammy again? ‘Cause I’d really like to give him some cuddles again. Maybe you too, but like, totally innocent cuddles. Bro cuddles, shall we say.

[spencxrporter]

elliexgilbert:

That’s me right? But didn’t we all just learn the importance of Hammy having a mom or rather moms, step included.

Who else would it be? Sookie is a great mum to her squirrel ---- which, until now, I haven’t met yet and I’m wondering why --- so Hammy will be in good hands.

[spencxrporter]

elliexgilbert:

Please don’t, then he’ll be sad

No, he won’t. His papa will be with him, anyway.

[michitae]

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[spencxrporter]

acupp-jp:

Of course you like me. Everyone loves me. What if I told you that you were pretty and had a nice ass? Then will make me some coffee? I’ll take a chocolate scone too.

Well, since you have everyone to love you,  I think I’ll deviate from that count. Nope. Still a no. You know what would make me grab a cup and make you a coffee? And bake you a chocolate scone? When you’re bedridden and incapable of making your own coffee--- so, call me back when that happens.