THIS IS HALLOWEEN

I'm funny and inappropriate, what more could you want?

[uglysex]

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My heart is racing

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

This is the prettiest one

[coffeeandconspiracies]

holy shit guys I can’t believe I never posted this, I remember thinking it was hilarious when I drew it.

anyways here’s whiny bipper, I had an au that went along with it but it’s late so I’ll explain some other time

- Adina 

[sphinxmystery]

HALLOWEEN IS COMING

[phoabetonkin-archive]

I know right? You’re probably thinking, “Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie”? I can’t tell you his name, but it rhymes with “Polverine.”

[cazawatch]

i made this comic so long ago i didn’t even have a hc face for roadhog yet lol

anyway: my boys in prison ❤️

[taquito]

this is so good?

[420moshdad]

[browsedankmemes]

How many more brothers must fall!?

[the-antifeminist-atheist]

BALLS OUT FOR BANTU

[boss-hoody]

Poor guy went to sleep thinking he’d wake up to hot gorilla puss, but instead, he woke up to being dead.

[sphinxmystery]

He woke up to being dead

[hotlocalwizards]

fox studios: hey could you teach your robot what fear is & then have it watch a movie about a rogue AI that rebels against & terrorizes its creators? then we need you to force it to make us movie trailers the boys over at ibm: yeah what could go wrong lol

[sphinxmystery]

Summer vs. Winter

Summer: *Sleeps with 40 blankets, 3 heating pads, and 2 portable heaters*

Winter: *Sleeps with 41 blankets, 4 heating pads, and 3 portable heaters*

[blackgirlsvevo]

[1st-1]

[salamander-falls]

Shout out to tumblr for introducing me to reader insert fanfiction. Now I can no longer ship my favorite characters with anyone but myself.

[sphinxmystery]

I relate to this on a personal level

[sphinxmystery]

Me: I'm dropping hints that I want Pyramid Head to fuck me

Me: Pyramid Head fuck me

[gemstone-deactivated20180927]

*accidentally clicks one game theory video*

[sserpente]

A/N: Bottoms up.

Words: 1224 Warnings: language

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[sphinxmystery]

I don't think anyone understands how much I actually shipped these two cuties when I was little. I shipped them before I knew what shipping was. And now I come back and find these pictures? I'm dead, they're so cute