In Your Room

[spiderinthecornerofyourroom]

No, I don't want any of that dry ass turkey. You and I both now that bitch can't cook for shit. It's all yours bro

[spiderinthecornerofyourroom]

Dude. Stop jerking off, there's literally larvae here. What the fuck is wrong with you.

[spiderinthecornerofyourroom]

Turn the heat up you warm blooded bitch. The maggots are LITERALLY freezing.

[spiderinthecornerofyourroom]

Might fuck around and move into one of your shoes tnt. Haven't decided yet. Real estate value has literally skyrocketed since you left that cup out, what was in there anyway? The ants are obsessed, ugh gag fr.

[spiderinthecornerofyourroom]

Hey bro, jsyk, the roaches are unionizing. Yeah. Yeah no, they said u don't drop enough crumbs for all of them. I think the ants are in on it too but fuck if I know, dude.

[spiderinthecornerofyourroom]

Heeey, so, uh, could you maybe stop fucking crying? You're bumming everyone out, dude.