Hail to the Kremling King!

A roleplay blog for the two goofballs, Klump and Krusha! They're from my Au, Donkey Kong Underearth, but they're just the same characters from other media. Hope you enjoy them!

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Klump: Hello soon-to-be recruits of the Kremling Krew! This is General Klump here, as well as my muscle, Krusha.

Krusha: Hi!

Klump: We are currently in unknown territory and will document our findings for our beloved king, King K. Rool. If ya wish to ask us any questions, ya best put em in the question box.

Krusha: Uhh we don't have the box.

Klump: What do you mean? Of course we do, lunkhead! It just hasn't been opened yet.

Krusha: Oh.

Klump: Anyways that's it for now. General Klump signing out.

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Klump: Here's our picture from His Majesty's wedding! Truly a beautiful day to have it too :)

Krusha: I look so pretty!!!

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Krusha: We came on to tell you that you're all nice and I hope you have a good day 💙

Klump: Except you, Donkey Kong! Hope you have the worst day ever!

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Klump: Update: Everything's honky dori now! The area was cleared but uh... I'm not sure if that doktor made it out safely. Still am gonna find out who thought it was funny to put land mines in our camp!

Krusha: Ooh, ooh! It could be one of the natives who done it.

Klump: Nah it can't be them. Those invertebrates and whatever they are don't even have that kind of stuff or even know how to work something like that! No, it has to be someone who does... but who?

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Klump: I stepped on a land mine, someone please send help.

[krem-brulee]

I heard they sent down a doctor..might take him a bit though, unless he falls.

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Klump: Please help...

[krem-brulee]

Doktor: “The bomb squad had other issues so I had to be sent down..I’m gonna hold the bomb from its sides and I’m gonna need you to just step off and clear the area…”

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Klump: I stepped on a land mine, someone please send help.

[krem-brulee]

I heard they sent down a doctor..might take him a bit though, unless he falls.

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Klump: Please help...

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Klump: I stepped on a land mine, someone please send help.

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SKHEME... FAILED... GET ME... HUGE BLOCK OF.... ICE.....

Klump: Aw that darn ape must've gotten ya good, boss. Don't worry, we got ya covered. Just take a break and we'll go back to square one.

Krusha: Here's something you'll like, Your Majesty! A vanilla ice cream for your troubles!

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Duo/Trio of the week:

Klump, Krusha, and King K. Rool

[k-stands-4-kruel]

ME AND MY ASSOCIATES ARE HONORED TO ACCEPT THIS AWARD, BLAH BLAH BLAH. JUST ONE OF THE KOUNTLESS ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE GREAT KING K. ROOL!!!!!!!!

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Klump: Well it's an honor to accept it either way!

Krusha: Yeah yeah, we accept the shiny golden metals. :)

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Klump: Well that didn't go as planned.

Krusha: I smell like barbecue and frosting...

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Klump: We're going to deliver a special gift for Donkey Kong today! Courtesy of His Majesty, King K. Rool!

Krusha: Heheheh he's gonna love it, I can tell.

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Klump: Sorry for no updates on our current whereabouts! Turns out someone has been hacking into our comms and not letting us to our account! But we are back! Hopefully until we figure out who's been messing around.

Krusha: Could be that there's a strange signal down here underground...

Klump: Maybe but then again I'll have to look into it. Anyways everyone turn in! All hail King K. Rool, King of the Kremling Krew! We will be seeing you!

Krusha: Yeah we will. Heheheh...

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THEY'RE SAYING THE KREMLING KREW IS THE HIP NEW KLUB TO JOIN. ALL THE YOUNG KROCKODILES ARE JOINING IT. IT'S SOOOOO KOOL. JUST SAYING.

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Klump: We have snacks and games!

Krusha: Mmmm snacks...

[mryador]

That is NOT funny

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BETTER JOKE: WHAT'S A MONKEY'S FAVORITE AKTIVITY? DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 KAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Krusha: I don't get it.

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I HAVE JUST LEARNED. THEY BUILT A DONKEY KONG THEME PARK?!?! I'M FUMING! I'M STEAMING!!!

! MY KREW WILL RAZE IT TO RUBBLE!!!! WE WILL REBUILD MY OLD THEME PARK ON ITS REMAINS!!!!! IT WILL BE TWICE AS GLORIOUS AS THE OLD ONE!! KAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Klump: We'll put it down to the ground!

Krusha: Yaaaaaay

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Underearth Expedition Log 4

We managed to take over the Twilight Chapel! At least... that's what we thought. We were looking for the key when all of the sudden one of our soldiers accidentally waken up something. And that something was HUGE! It was humanoid (like most inhabitants here) and it's a crab! This must be one of the Four Masters that snail lady mentioned. Just looking at it, it seems like it was trying to talk. But that mouth of theirs was making it hard to figure out what it's saying.

All it did was move fast, taking some of our men left and right! We lost some, and the speed of it overwhelmed our forces so we fled.

Then Donkey Kong and his bunch showed up. What a bad timing that was. And now they have the first key. Yeah we ain't making good progress with our first stop. Hopefully the next one will be easier. And next time, I'm gonna do my best to stall them so my men would snag that key!

This is General Klump signing out!

[k-stands-4-kruel]

KREMLING OF THE WEEK: KRUSHA.

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Krusha: Well I sure do congratulate them on being the Kremling of the Week. :)