[chickenfarmersan]

[ghostgloss]

why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz

[bizarre-transmission-deactivate]

i really and truly hate this

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact]

vine ask meme

sand guardian: is there anything you’d protect with your life?

hurricane tortilla: favourite food?

welcome to chili’s: favourite restaurant?

I like beer and it likes me: favourite drink (alcoholic or non-)?

is there anything better than pussy?: ever had sex?

adam: do you smoke?

420 whatcha smokin’?: ever done drugs?

valentino white bag: what’s your clothing style?

I can’t believe you’ve done this: what’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done?

I ain’t get no sleep: what keeps you up at night?

a potato flew around the room: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

two bros: what’s your sexuality?

69¢: if you could buy any one thing, what would it be?

what up, I’m jared: what’s your favourite book?

squidward dabbing: what’s your favourite meme?

why you always lyin’?: what’s the last lie you told?

that’s my opinion: what’s an unpopular opinion you have?

and they were roommates: if you could live with anyone, who would it be?

do it for the vine: your followers can ask you any question they like!

try to send one to whoever you reblog from! :)

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

Jay Pharaoh’s John Mulaney impression

[butchmachine]

Holy shit

[thetaxidermy-ofyouandme]

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

[pizzabills]

miss vanjie

[foxville-deactivated20210128]

The fourth type of friend is the trash baby who everyone has to look after

[fail9001-blog]

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

[stinkbutt-the-cat]

baby idiot

[tonyzaret]

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

[aberrantkenosis]

Yeah, I love SJWs…………………..

Smooth Jazz Waluigis.

[parkerpete-archive]

everyone is scared their faves are gonna die but i know peter and t'challa will live so!

[parkerpete-archive]

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[diarygirls]

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

[vigilvntes]

me talking passionately about peter parker even though nobody is asking

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

[captainlordauditor]

this…..this is the addams family