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CW: Sexual innuendos with machinery, technically nothing NSFW by our standards but NSFW by robot standards, probably ooc for Pearl, Pearl x Fem! Reader

What if Reader accidentally turned Pearl on by plugging a cable into an outlet, since that is pretty much like sex to machines? Pearl looks over to see Reader sticking in a plug and although she isn’t doing anything sexual by our standards, Pearl is just buffering at the sight.

It’s the same when Reader charges her phone too. When she sticks that charger into the phone’s opening, Pearl is bluescreening cuz she thinks Reader wants to do that with her. It’s like Reader doing the “finger in hole” motion with her hands, only it’s with wires and it can make any robot, android or cyborg overheat.

Pearl: …(Reader), are you asking me to plug you?

Reader: What?

Pearl: Hm?

Pearl is getting mighty excited at the thought.

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I giggled at the hyacine thing because i just opened twt earlier to a picture of a costco hotdog with hyacine on the side, because i genuinely DO see it, i do see hya possibly having a big shloong, i also saw someone say that the "fat fuck" comment wasn't for little ica but for hyacines little guy😭

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CW: More talk about Hyacine’s huge packer, kind of a crack post towards the end

IMAGINE CALLING HYACINE’S DICK A “fat fuck” LMFAOOOO

Poor girl would look so taken aback when you blurt that out so suddenly. “F-Fat…what…?” and she looks down at her thing like it wasn’t the size of a monster. You think Hyacine is playing dumb but she’s genuinely surprised you are so shocked by her size.

I do wonder how Hyacine tucks that in though, seriously. Anyways, since we are so dead set on calling Hyacine’s dick a “Costco hot dog” it reminds me of this insane NSFW prompt where people would sandwich someone’s dick in between a hot dog bun and suck it off like that. I don’t even know how you would convince Hyacine to go along with that, but let me just say she would fit perfectly inside the Costco sized hot dog buns if you were to do it.

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I think I saw that same NSFW art of Hyacine and I was so speechless when I saw it. I guess Castorice isn't the only one with a dragon.

CW: Talk of Hyacine’s huge packer, might be ooc for Hyacine

Ever since I saw that one Hyacine NSFW, all of a sudden my timeline is just filled with Hyacine and her jumbo Costco hot dog. It’s like the fandom just simultaneously agreed that Hyacine of all people would be packing, which I find really funny.

Hyacine isn’t even a grower like Castorice (who looks tiny at first before growing to full size). Hyacine is just that big in her default stage, flaccid yet still large enough to the point that Reader is just gawking. Hyacine is a sweet, humble woman though. She doesn’t brag about her Goliath length or girth, just smiles shyly when you point it out.

“Heh…yeah, I suppose it is a little bigger than average.” She says sheepishly.

“A little?!”

And she’s standing there looking so innocent with a hung piece of meat between her legs. You’re lucky that Hyacine is the type of woman to treat you nicely and go slow (while using tons and tons of lube) otherwise you think she would break you.

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hi okay im a little late on this i am such a huge himeko fan and i read the himeko mecha/pilot stuff from earlier and i was working on my car and the absolute brain worms that got to me like “i’d love to do maintenance on a big robot lady it feels intomate 🤤 “

that is all have a good day love ur work as alwayss

CW: Robotfucking, wireplay mention, doing maintenance and cleaning on Himeko but it turns lewd, Mecha! Himeko

Nothing more intimate than doing maintenance on your giant mecha girlfriend. I wonder if Mecha! Himeko’s internal compartments are sensitive when you poke around in them. I don’t think you’d be able to hurt her, but there’s a cute little purr from Himeko’s engine that shows how much she enjoys your delicate hands.

You could lowkey do wire play with her too by tugging on some of them during maintenance, but it’d be a little difficult since Himeko’s wires are a lot bigger due to her being a mech. Oh well, you could certainly try by lightly stroking them and watching your robot wife shudder above you. Maybe she made a mistake letting her tiny human wife fix her, she knows how handsy you can get.

This can lowkey escalate to you cleaning Himeko too. I imagine that mechs get absolutely filthy during missions, so it’s your job as her pilot and wife to make sure she is clean. Cue you rubbing down Himeko’s shiny plates and tenderly oiling her joints. Himeko swears you’re doing this on purpose, but you assure her you’re just “Making sure she’s properly clean.”

Then you proceed to clean her cockpit and erotically wipe down her gearshift several times more than necessary. It’s just too fun watching your wife lose her mind, buckling in the garage while you rub her down. That gearshift was the equivalent of you know what to her, and here you are just stroking it and watching your wife scowl. She’s gonna get you back for this, she swears she will. Once you climb out of her chassis, she’s scooping you up to “repay” the favor.

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I cant stop image Robin fingering reader in the changing room before going out like nothing happened then take the photoshoot bcs look at her fingers, that is muscle memory fr

CW: Fingering

It’d be funny if Robin’s fingers were just casually positioned in the prime fingering pose during the shoot, and all her fans managed to notice it. They have no idea Robin had just fingered her girlfriend just a few minutes ago, but her muscle memory was so fresh her fingers just automatically resumed the fingering positioning. Now her fanbase speculates that she’s secretly a girlkisser thanks to that hand gesture and it’s started a funny rumor (that they don’t know is actually real)

Meanwhile you are back in Robin’s dressing room, still trying to gather your bearings because wow the Halovian sure can please a woman. You hadn’t expected her to have such nice, well taken care of fingers. Flexing inside of you and rubbing up against your soft, sweet spots. She’s so gentle too, but somehow you feel like your back has been blown out despite not using a strap. Robin is just that talented, and when she hurriedly pulls her fingers out of you to get back on set, she cheekily sucks her fingers clean to hide any wet “evidence.”

Aeons, Robin is so hot. You feel like the luckiest girl in the universe while you wait blissfully for your girlfriend to return. Luckily she manages to wrap up the photoshoot quick, so it’s not long before the door to her dressing room opens and she leaps back onto the couch with you, fingers back to work like they hadn’t even left.

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i have to say, i dont play hsr but i love this blog and it made me like the girls a lot. now, i have to ask if i'm the only one that has gotten their twitter timeline FILLED with hyacine having a BIIIIG dick. like that girl has a fuckin ANACONDA.

This is such a funny coincidence for me because just before opening up tumblr, I was scrolling through twitter and got flash banged by an NSFW art of Hyacine with a packer. The caption compared her to a fucking Costco hot dog and I’m like “…Yeah that checks out.” 💀

I think there’s a preference in this fandom for making the soft girls carry huge ones. Because not only do we have a similar case for Castorice who is a grower not a shower on my blog, but now there seems to be a trend of Hyacine having a long schlong too. What does she even do with all that? It’s even bigger than women like Acheron or Feixiao which is shocking.

I guess that dress was doing its job of covering her up properly. If Hyacine wore a shorter skirt that thing would be swinging around like a grandfather clock. Best to cover that up so the nurse doesn’t accidentally flash everyone with her Costco hot dog.

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Hoyo has been feeding us very well recently, with the introduction of Tsaritasa and the new characters from Snezhnaya, and now a summer-themed SP featuring Aventurine and Robin.

Speaking of Robin, imagine going to a resort with her, a mini-vacation, a moment away from the cameras or paparazzi, a moment just to relax. Seeing her girlfriend/wife relaxing on the sand under the sun or playing in the sea fills Robin with creativity and she starts composing. What begins as one song becomes an entire summer album, with the title track being a declaration of love where she says she doesn't need to drink any alcohol because only the love she feels for you makes her drunk.

Is this Robin’s Espresso era? Releasing a hot, summery pop album that goes viral thanks to a vacation with her wife? 🤭

I wonder if Robin makes her wife star in the music videos for this album too, having her play the cute “love interest” in all the MV’s plots. Several times in the music videos does Robin wink at Reader, having her look absolutely enamored by her while Robin continues to look pretty for the cameras. I wonder if her fans will start to speculate that this “actor” who plays the love interest is actually a lot closer to Robin than they think.

This is all under the implications that Reader and Robin’s relationship is still a secret, but Robin’s fans can piece two and two together. The Halovian celebrity doesn’t look that in love with an actor like how she does with you.

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Robin in a swimsuit made me think about Reader in a swimsuit. I wonder what the HSR girls’ reactions would be when they see Reader in a swimsuit for the first time at the beach or pool, especially if it’s a bikini. Would they blush? Would they get turned on? Also, there’s gotta be a handful of them who would get jealous that other people get to see you in a bikini. Some of the more protective ones would drape a towel over you whenever you get out of the water, simply because they don’t want any perverts to stare >:(

Even though some of them are the perverts. They get a free pass because they’re your girlfriend, but still. The only naughty eyes gazing upon your figure are your lover’s. They’re basically undressing you with your eyes watching you flaunt around in that skimpy thing. Once you get back to the hotel room, expect to be pounced.

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ANGEYY! HAVE YOU SEEN SUMMER ROBIN? SHE IS SO CUTEEE, I JUST WANT TO RUB SUNSCREEN ALL OVER HER 🤤

CW: Robin x Fem! Reader, applying sunblock, flirty Robin, might be ooc for Robin

Ohmygosh I think Reader would melt when Robin asks her to apply sunscreen for her. Even though you guys are already dating, there’s just something terribly intimate about having Robin lay down on her chest, smiling at you knowingly as you rub creamy sunblock on her back. She looks so impossibly FINE 😩

She wants you to get all her areas too, so if you try to pull your hands away too quick, Robin pouts and claims you didn’t do it thoroughly enough.

“Come on sweetheart, that was barely enough…”

She tilts her head, looking up at you with that charming smile.

“A little more sunblock for me, okay? I don’t want to burn.”

And how could you say no to your girlfriend’s demands? At some point though you think she’s pushing it with how long she has you apply sunscreen on her body. She’s closing her eyes and moaning a little under your touch, almost like she’s getting an erotic massage. Whatever the case is, it’s clear Robin is very much enjoying herself with your hands all over her, her wings are practically twitching with excitement. When you finally stop your motions and pull away however, she grins and quickly snatch your wrist.

“Ohh no. Where do you think you’re going? It’s your turn now!”

Oh what a lucky girl Reader is to have sunscreen applied on her from the Robin herself. But Robin is definitely a little…cheekier when she applies sunblock on you. Let’s just say her hands wander further than yours ever did on her. Being respectful isn’t exactly Robin’s forte when she has her girlfriend looking this pretty under the summer sun…

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW ROBIN DRIP??? SHE'S SO HOT OMFGGGG 😍😍😍 (Robin Summeretto!)

I DID! WE ARE GOING BACK TO OUR GACHA ROOTS WITH THIS ONE! I love it when games give us summer skins and events, it just feels so nostalgic to me especially since summer is my favorite season.

But anyways, Robin looks so fine. My family is still determining whether or not we go on vacation this year, but I think just envisioning a vacation with Robin and the HSR girls is good enough for me. I wanna wear matching swimsuits with Robin, go hang around the pool and eat nice food with her. She’d spoil you with a good time where you could just forget about work, school and all other responsibilities. Just indulge with your girlfriend instead, she’s covering the vacation after all 🩷

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ANGEY GET TF UP A NEW ROBIN SKIN JUST DROPPED SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS NDKWKSICKWAJIFIDKWJDNCSJKWKSMFJD

HUH WHA—

WOUGSHAHHSJSJS. Okay I just opened up tumblr to find a bunch of you notifying me on the new Robin SP in my inbox (which I appreciate as a Robin lover). I don’t think this is a skin though, this is actually a 5* variant for Robin! 🥺

I’m such a sucker for summer-themed characters and content, Robin looks so good! It makes me imagine her wearing this kind of outfit when her girlfriend and her go on vacation. I wanna go on vacation with Robin! Maybe she books a week for you to stay at a resort or cruise, either way you get to see her wearing this beautiful swimsuit. What a lucky girl Reader is…

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silver level 999 have a big gauntlet and a draconic like tail..auggghhhh she can use taht gauntlet to finger reader pussy and use her tail to wrap around her waist ahwhduuwsj

CW: Fingering with the gauntlet on, strap on usage, manhandling, penetrative sex

I wonder if Silver Wolf Lvl 999 can use that tail to move you up and down her strap. Like, she could just wrap it around your waist and easily maneuver you to take her thrusts when she’s too lazy to move 🤤

Or she can use it to move you up and down her fingers like you said, especially if she uses that gauntlet on you. The gauntlet makes her fingers feel so much harder and thicker. I do think it limits her flexibility though because she is much more dexterous without the gauntlet (those button-mashing fingers are godly), but the upside is that they’re very thick, textured, and it feels quite risqué to have a powerful weapon of Wolfie’s just teasing the inside of your cunt.

The gauntlet coupled with her tail wrapped around your waist just make Silver Wolf feel so powerful. I mean, this is her Lvl 999 form, she is quite powerful. But something about fucking her girlfriend in this form, having her whine over her taller, bigger, cooler body just buds Silver Wolf’s ego. She can manhandle you so much easier in this form than her regular form, and seeing you so helpless in her lap honestly gives her a power trip.

I definitely think she fucks you with the gauntlet multiple times after that. Sure it’s inconvenient if she wants to reach those sweet spots she can only achieve with her fingers, but to see you react to each bump and ridge makes it all worth it.

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Silverwolf and Firefly sharing a girlfriend, maybe Firefly is a bit obvious with her liking of Silverwolfs gf and Silverwolf is okay with it and encourages it even leaving Firefly alone with you 👾

CW: Poly relationship

Firefly obviously pining over Silver Wolf’s girlfriend is killing me, because imagine whenever Silver Wolf brings you over to the Stellaron Hunter’s base, Firefly just cannot keep her eyes off you. Her gaze lingers on you from afar, clumsily smitten, yet when you turn to talk to her or even smile at her, she completely shuts down. She avoids all eye contact and it’s so obvious she has a crush on you from the way she acts.

Even Silver Wolf has picked up on Firefly’s weird behavior, raising a brow when she quickly shuffles out of the room just because you’re there. Firefly would never go after you on her own though, she respects Silver Wolf and hopes her own feelings would just go away. It isn’t until Silver Wolf is like “Hey, I see the way you look at (Reader) and honestly…do you just wanna share her?” and it makes Firefly short circuit.

“Wh-What?!”

“I’m serious. You get so chickened out around her that it’s starting to make me feel bad. Besides, she likes you too.”

And if you ship Silverfly to make this a full poly dynamic, Silver Wolf would reveal she likes Firefly as well. Firefly gains not one, but two girlfriends that day. Who would’ve thought 😅

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As an addendum to your wedding post, how about the women who when you need a breather (in any social situation really) are the ones to be the face of the couple so that you can have your recharge time to hide, grab some snacks and doomscroll for a bit. I feel like Himeko and Aglaea for example are for sure the types to see that you’re reaching a breaking point and just give you a kiss and say “go take some time, I’ll be out here. Just come get me or text me if you want to just head out after a bit.” 🍪

AUGGHHG THIS IS THE DREAM. As a huge introvert irl, having a wife/girlfriend who —bonus points if she’s extroverted— sees when you’re overwhelmed and covers for you, is a dream. She doesn’t even follow you when you need your alone time, cuz the whole point is to recharge your batteries without anyone present. Luckily your HSR wife/girlfriend understands this and leaves you to your own devices. They’ll check up on you from time to time, but they’ll leave you alone until you come down.

I definitely see Himeko and Aglaea doing this, but also women like Natasha, Yukong, Black Swan, etc. They can see when you’re at your limit and will usher you to find some quiet time alone. Don’t worry about them, they can cover for you and talk to your friends/guests on your behalf! If anyone asks where you are, they just distract them so you can have your alone time in peace.

If you’re at a party specifically, I have this cute scenario where your HSR lover will bring you food from downstairs if you’re too overwhelmed to fetch it yourself. Normally you wouldn’t ask this from them, but they do it anyways because they care for you so much. It’s almost like they’re “hunting” food for their little introverted girlfriend who stays hidden away in safety LMAO.

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who do u think works the best with an overly clingy/needy gf? cause as much as i do love miss mei and jingliu i can see myself annoying the crap out of them lol

WELLL, I gotta say that March wouldn’t mind if her girlfriend was overly clingy. She’d probably be very clingy herself, so if you stick to her like glue, she will return the attention doubled. Evernight isn’t very clingy though, so if she switches to Evernight, best keep your hands to yourself. There’s only so much needy cuddling she can take before she needs her space😅

Anyways, I could also see women like Asta, Sparkle, Sparxie, Tingyun/Fugue, Qingque, Guinaifen, Robin, Firefly, Castorice, Cipher, Cyrene, Hyacine, Evanescia, Constance, Yao Guang and Stelle being fine with a clingy/needy gf. They don’t get annoyed one bit and I can see a few of them even encouraging this behavior from you. Namely Constance, Cyrene, Tingyun, Robin and Yao Guang since they think you being needy for them is so cute.

Actually, for Castorice in particular since she’s super touch starved, she probably adores having a clingy girlfriend because she wants you to touch her all the time. Cling to her arm, hug her from behind, she’s so weak to her girlfriend touching her that she melts into a puddle.

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CW: Wedding, various HSR women x Introverted Fem! Reader

I saw this funny TikTok where it was like “my husband and I are hiding from our guests on our wedding day” and it showed the bride and groom looking absolutely dead while hiding in the back room in their formalwear. It was assumingly because both of them were big introverts, and it just made me think about how funny that situation would be with Introvert! Reader x Introvert HSR women.

Just imagine being on your wedding day, in your wedding dresses/suits with your wife, and as time goes on you both just get so tired of everyone’s bullshit that you both hide in the back room together. It’s your literal wedding day yet you and your wife —the stars of the event— are hiding together because you both need a moment alone.

I see this scenario with women like Ruan Mei, Jingliu, Silver Wolf, Stelle, Acheron, Castorice, Hysilens, Nihilux, Pearl, basically any woman who gives off introverted vibes. I’m probably missing a lot on my list, but these women specifically seem like they want to chill with you in the back room at your wedding. They don’t gaf about the guests, they just want to breathe with their wife in peace.