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L'esprit de l'escalier is a French term used in English that describes the predicament of thinking of the right comeback too late. Spirit of the Staircase. "One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire Cat in a tree. 'Which road should I take?' She asked 'Where do you want to go?' Was his response 'I don't know', Alice answered. 'Then', said the cat, 'It doesn't matter.'" -Lewis Carroll's Alice In Wonderland

[without-ado]

Webb captures Jupiter's faint rings, auroras & hazes

l composite from its NIRCam instrument(x)

[lionfloss]

©Rune Guneriussen

[thickness-protection-program]

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

[isuggestarson]

I have a suggestion

[thickness-protection-program]

isuggestarson what do you suggest

[viktor-sbor]

Forced discharge of thunderclouds (a projectile with a metal cable is fired, along which a thunderstorm discharge descends)

[eilooxara]

I had no idea this was a thing and it's COOL AS FUCK

[saint-batrick]

right? it feels illegal!

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[home-sheepo]

REBLOG to fuck a WIZARD

IGNORE for PENIS CURSE

[troyllf]

The Addams Family - But Black 🏁🔥 this would be fire if Jordan peele & Tim Burton were to collab on this!

[flashinqlights]

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

[blueandbluer]

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

[astrojukebox]

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

[a-simpler-life]

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

[lesbiandeweyfinn-deactivated201]

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

[trekkiepirate]

The version I learned was ‘Ah Yes’ in which someone gives you a work of art or famous landmark and you go “Ah Yes, the ____” in a posh accent while making up the most wildly inaccurate history of the topic. Bonus points for how hard everyone laughs.

[4gifs]

Sweater owl chillin

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[sixpenceee]

Skeleton of a Pufferfish                          

[sixpenceee]

Amazing timelapse of heavy rains falling on the community | source                         

[lorenzens-soil]

Holy smokes

[southern-new-england-grit]

This is always so cool to watch

[icanthearyoudude]

to the people who are following me

thank you

im sorry

[stars-bean]

“Well, I’m not a poet. I’m just a woman.”

Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[cydonianlady]

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

[criticalsorcery]

…respectfully

[luckthebard]

*sees new CR episode is up on youtube* *checks what title Matt picked*

“Dinner with the Devil”

Holy shit Matt. Go off.