*hisses in rage*

[spite-offical]

*evil giggling*

Wassup mothers and fuckers of the jury, I’m spite-offical, your offical source of all things petty and vicious! I enjoy biting things.

I use she/they pronouns. Respect them or I bite you.

Uhm. I’m sometimes violent and evil, and I usually mean it in an affectionate and silly way, and thus do my best to remember to include tone tags. But, like, if you need me to knock it off cuz you don’t vibe with it or whatever, lemme know. I’m spiteful, not evil. That’s a different blog.

Currently running for part of the new Officalverse government led by @salamander-offical . Respect our new leader, or I bite you

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ooc// haiiii, I’m mod Koko, my main blog is @kitten-kokomo . and I use she/her! At least for the time being!

[offical-verse-games-offical]

Day one!🌞☀️⛅️🕶️

[small-victorian-child-offical]

tell me why I, a 7 year old child, am alone in this?

[spite-offical]

Pretty standard for the hunger games, actually

[satan-offical]

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

[satan-offical]

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

[satan-offical]

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

[satan-offical]

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

[cyn-offical]

Wanna murder things for fun and profit with me?

- @spite-offical

why not! Giggle.

[spite-offical]

Yay! I’ll go get my knives

[aita-offical]

Am I (F, 18) the asshole for tagging a bunch of officals ( @real-human-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @sweden-offical @tophat-offical @no-one-offical @mlm-god-offical @oldersister-offical @the-wind-offical @man-offical @osha-offical ) to gain popularity with absolutely zero regard for their notifications? It's for a good cause (popularity helps with solving moral dilemmas), and I heard that stuff like this helps.

So, Officalverse, aitah?

YTA

NTA

NAH

ESH

Elaborate.

Voting ended onNov 8, 2025

[spite-offical]

NTA this is a common practice in the officalverse, so I’d say it’s totally acceptable for you to do it. Or possibly ESH, since everyone is doing it, so everyone is being an asshole to the tagged officals.

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

ive been obseving the officals and i have a challenge for all of you! go to bed at a reasonable time. please. before midnight preferably. none of yall ever sleep.

[spite-offical]

no >:(

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

fine. be grumpy then.

[spite-offical]

also no >:(

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

well which one are you gonna do?

grumpy or sleep

[spite-offical]

Neither

I shall murder the sleep, and then I don’t gotta do it

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

ive been obseving the officals and i have a challenge for all of you! go to bed at a reasonable time. please. before midnight preferably. none of yall ever sleep.

[spite-offical]

no >:(

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

fine. be grumpy then.

[spite-offical]

also no >:(

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

ive been obseving the officals and i have a challenge for all of you! go to bed at a reasonable time. please. before midnight preferably. none of yall ever sleep.

[spite-offical]

no >:(

[alizeevent]

I'm suffering so he is suffering to

[bucky-barnes-offical]

I am ALSO not a dog.

[spite-offical]

Are you wet though? You could be a wet dog, I can see that. Sopping wet puppy in the rain. Needs a treat. Needs a hug.

[bucky-barnes-offical]

Don't.

[spite-offical]

Fine, no treats for you then

[alizeevent]

I'm suffering so he is suffering to

[bucky-barnes-offical]

I am ALSO not a dog.

[spite-offical]

Are you wet though? You could be a wet dog, I can see that. Sopping wet puppy in the rain. Needs a treat. Needs a hug.

[lgbtqiatext]

[menacingmonty]

bucky barnes AGAIN !!!!!! he is very dear to me….. <3 my poor tortured wet cat.

in my dear friend @iicaru2 ‘s words:

[bucky-barnes-offical]

I’m not a wet cat.

[spite-offical]

I would like to direct you to the nearest mirror

[bucky-barnes-offical]

I checked. Still not a cat.

[spite-offical]

*throws a bucket of water at you*

How about now

[menacingmonty]

bucky barnes AGAIN !!!!!! he is very dear to me….. <3 my poor tortured wet cat.

in my dear friend @iicaru2 ‘s words:

[bucky-barnes-offical]

I’m not a wet cat.

[spite-offical]

I would like to direct you to the nearest mirror

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[official-vermont-fr]

Get vermonted, op :]

[thecosmicjellyfish]

Hey @walmart-the-official ik I’m not moot but this is funny and op needs this tattoo

[spite-offical]

Forcing people into tattoos is the ultimate form of spite I’ve decided just now

@tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2 @no-one-offical