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they/any • 24 • dyke

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[kristina100000]

maybe don't post every thought you have

suck me from behind or dont. sorry

[heartsl0b]

road trip

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[imcuteforever-deactivated202605]

_h0pi_89

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[may12324]

Not very professional to be accepting dubious forms of payment... but what wouldn't you do to be a hot butch kissing a pretty fae

[spocks]

my online priv journal void for yelling into finally bit the dust (peach.app) so ig.... tumblrposting..... i haven't done this in eons

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[konoko]

[skyrigel]

[starlitsequins]

what if you were so close to reconciling with the love of your life when your 18th century ex pops out a firstborn whose bestselling novel starts diagnosing you like its the dsm-5

[evilvillain123456789]

my oubliette doesnt even work right anymore every so often some piece of shit just fucking climbs out

[naomistares]

guys..i think theyre cute

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[enswbl]

foraging for a fuckberry to give