Another day, another migraine

they/them? mainly spongebob but some rollercoaster stuff too

[labyrinthheaven]

posted to twitter and my insta so i figured id post them here too

Patrick is a nub horned unicorn that doesnt use magic bc hes lazy

spongebob is a unicorn/changeling hybrid who only uses magic for silliness and does NOT use it to cook (despite everyone being frustrated that he doesnt) he can shapeshift into different shapes for the funny joke haha

plankton is a breezie (lol)

mr krabs is an earth pony just cuz i felt like it

Squid is an earth pony who is angry at spongebob for not using his magic to its full potential

sandy is a hippogriff (haha funny underwater goes into the air mirror

[oddly-romantic]

(hears a song lyric) this would make a great all-lower case fanfiction title

[violsva]

(hears a song lyric) wait, i've seen this as an all-lower case fanfiction title

[marvelous-goose]

(sees all-lower case fanfiction title) wait, i know this song

[solamaryllis]

the trinity

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

They say that tickling someone has two main impacts on the brain. One, where it causes such a feeling of annoyance, similar to feeling an insect on your skin, and two, the reaction of laughter when being presented with a form of danger.

If we dig deeper into the biology and psychology surrounding tickling, we can understand why The Ministry has this as one of its main procedures. The reaction of laughter, known professionally as Gargalesis, is the product of certain nerves being touched and a person's brain not knowing how to react to this. In many a case, a person when tickled is forced into submission due to their reaction, which ends up in uncontrollable laughter that is often hiding their real uncomfortable feelings.

The Ministry followed on from hypnotherapy with The Tickler and found a higher correction rate in a number of days. Placing a subject in a room with various means of ticklish objects allows The Ministry to control their laughter. After say an hour of tickling, the subject will overcome their bad thoughts on the feeling, and be filled with an overwhelming sense of happiness. So far The Ministry has not found fault with this method (unlike some other forms). I have found that the Tickled subjects are the least compliant out of them all, but that is to be expected with a practice that is usually only temporary. Compare this to The Inoculated subjects, where their body will store the method, and this is understandable.

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

I know everyone hates on the Broadway version but I do think it has some good changes. This song means so much to me. Even at my big age I heavily relate to Jeremy, and this song adds so much to the musical in my opinion. Even as someone who tries to talk to people I still fail and there's always those moments where people look at each other and you don't understand what you've said wrong. From 15 Jeremy has meant so much to me as a character ☹️

[weirdmageddon]

not even as a joke influenced by meme culture i think spongebob is such an objectively good character (i’m talking about pre-movie btw because after that he started to become flanderized really bad). like hes optimistic and somewhat naïve but he’s still resonable, conscientious with eccentric rituals, perceptive, with moments of skepticism from time to time and flat moments that make him seem well rounded and three-dimensional (“pat, don’t do that.”). like hes Just Some Guy: The Guy. but hes just genuinely such a silly and likeable dude. like he’s optimistic but not irresponsible and that’s a rarer combo to see. mabel pines and pinkie pie are also goofy and childlike but don’t have that sense of responsibility and paradoxical groundedness spongebob does which makes him so intriguing. i’m having a hard time explaining it but it’s better coming from stephen hillenberg’s mind from the pitch bible because this is his vision for spongebob.

he just makes me so happy like what!!!!!

[weirdmageddon]

[weirdmageddon]

everyone who is like “but pinkie pie is an adult and she has a job”, yes i am aware. but you’re missing the point entirely. she’s a wacky random character like mabel whose explorations don’t have a sense of structure. even if pinkie pie is an adult working at a bakery she still has a streak of self-indulgent immaturity without much self-discipline that her target audience can relate to. i’m not saying this makes her character bad, i’m emphasizing how she is unlike spongebob and has a distinct impression that isn’t aligned with the one spongebob gives me. but mabel and pinkie pie are of the same archetype; mabel and pinkie pie both don’t care for fitting in or being professional or obsessing over having their tie on straight. spongebob is trying so hard to be a normal everyman but like a square peg to a round hole he can’t. mabel and pinkie pie don’t feel the need to do this, they just do whatever they want because they like it and want to do it. spongebob is enthusiastic in an entirely different way that’s more reminiscient of a teacher with subtle eccentricities and personal habits wanting to communicate with people where they’re already at (getting on the same playing field as others), instead of going their own way entirely not caring if people can make sense of them or not. spongebob adapts to and reflects the wants others (even sometimes quite stubbornly sticking to other people’s own wishes word-for-word, as seen in the episode The Paper). both pinkie pie and mabel do not reflect others in this way. i’d say he is more similar to miss frizzle than pinkie pie and mabel who embody the same type of character regardless of how old they are.

anyway here’s a few more tags i really liked or that intrigued me:

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

I can't believe the Spongebob uk tour is over. I'm so glad I got to see the mock up matinée on Saturday. Idk what I'll do without this show anymore 😭😭😭. I hope broadway brings it back like next year

[andersam5]

Of course you know the order of the marmalization procedure and have pronouns

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

The feeling when like Spongebob video essay creators say Spongeboy was a mop always gets me 😭😭. Everyone's taken the loose quote from Tom Kenny and ran with it, it wasn't even a mop! It was a pencil lmaooo. I just needed to speak about this. Also the use of calling Squidward a squid, he's an octopus!!

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

I know it's been a couple weeks since the whole Ethan Slater/Ariana Grande drama but OMG. It's so hard to see everyone slating the musical for the opening 😭😭😭. Like hate Ethan all you want for what's happened but I can't deal with everyone saying it's cringe I mean it's LITERALLY SPONGEBOB. He's obviously gonna do the laugh and dance around, did these people not watch the show lmao? But yeah at first I was happy bc it was gaining more attention but its definitely the wrong attention 💔

[koloocheh]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

ME 🪼🪸🐚🦀

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

SPONGEBOB MUSICAL IS HAVING A BLUE PETER EPISODE ON FRIDAY!! Excited for more content 👀

[barnaclehead]

Im gonna go the fuck to that spongebob musical UK tour wether its gonna be alone or with friends i just do not give a shit i will see this show as many times as i possibly can

[reallyhardy]

the spongebob musical having a UK tour in 2023... i'm finally going to visit bikini bottom again 🌊🐠🏖️🦀

[bestiol]

the mirror effect between not a simple sponge and im not a loser and the similarities between spongebob and squidwards character arcs in the musical. im too tired to rlly think abt it but boy is it on my mind

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

SPONGEBOB MUSICAL UK TOUR OH MY GOD

[spongebobbyismyhobby]

I'm so back into Spongebob I just bought a 10 dvd box set 😭😭😭

[sunlit-squid]

every day i think my sb hyperfixation has passed and every day i’m wrong