Nobody Real

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Someone who doesn’t watch baseball please explain this picture

[pornqvist]

Simple. It’s naptime.

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[twoofcups]

[bluegutz-deactivated20200815]

Day 3946 of waiting for people to realize Satanism isnt evil

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[fabfangirl]

[davids-harbour]

me: i hate conspiracy theories! none of them make any sense! 

yall: avril lavigne killed herself in 2003 and was replaced by her lookalike melissa vandella 

me: 

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[one-real-chaotic-bitch-deactiva]

The mother

The daughter

The Holy spirit

(Ellen DeGeneres, Hayley Kiyoko, Sappho)

[toddcoward69]

Video Game : please choose your hair.

Available hairstyles :UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, ugly but it fits your character, UGLY.

[murdershegoat]

1) this is accurate as hell

2) we’ve reached a point in the timeline where kristen stewart can now play edward with this Absolute Look she is currently serving

[critical-derolo]

@cloudauditorefair

[cloudauditorefair]

And so the lamb becomes the lion

[zentropista]

[kikuism]

classics series:

Iconic Anime of The 90s 

[dwight-schrutes]

one of the most underrated characters in tv history 

[vssfu]

[mayothompson]

Jesus fucking Christ people!!! I just wanna get lesbian married and delete my social media

[zombearzilla-old-deactivated202]

May all my mutuals get pizza and orgasms