i am a weirdo population one

i dedicate this blog to my otps

[rejected-on-a-cosmic-level]

Link can’t stop biting Rhett. (X,X,X,X)

[the-average-bear]

[x]

[mythicalevenings]

In which Larry King is all of us. [x]

[mythicalevenings]

caught. [x]

[rhinkcuddling]

“not yet” right

[mythicalevenings]

that escalated quickly

[mythicalevenings]

[x]

[jayseeaesthetic]

Anderson Webb appreciation post

Let me know if I should make an Anderson mood board

[demonphannie]

so 2017. phil tweets happy new years seven minutes late. dan and phil both get mysteriously sick. dan says he and phil have to have a family meeting to talk about when to take down the tree. dan is a wholesome meme in a blanket. their old london apartment kept trying to kill them. they start getting haircuts together at their house. dan and phil were seen giggling and showing each other dog videos during the cursed child. phil set chili on fire and dan didn’t care. phil confirms he only wears towels around the house. gakery. phangate where phil had a wife and kids. sushi date for phil’s birth. dan gets stuck in a kids rocket ride on the way to the isle of man with phil. dan and phil spend a week that iom with phil’s family and it was really cute. dan just posts a lot of pictures that phil takes of him. dan bought phil a signed nude from an actor for his birthday. dan talks about how much he doesn’t care about gender roles and sexuality. they saw book of mormon and wicked with phil’s family this year. at their oscar viewing party dan took napping phil pics and i think i died. they went to a lot of expensive restaurants this year. creepshot war. they licked nintendo switch cartridges. dan kept trying to steal a dog from their neighbors. appreciating women’s march and international women day. queen of my pussy. dan is an angry suburban mom that wanted to call the gym that made phil throw up. dan ranted about how love is real. daniel lester good suggestion. me and phil forehead tattoo. dan walks around in only underwear in the house. bunches of joint liveshows this year. not wearing pants during liveshows together is a theme. last danandphilcrafts video. dan and phil go to singapore and australia and my entire heart fell out of my body. gay selfies. DAN AND PHIL MOVE!!!!! domestic tweets. the current apartment is not a forever home. phil thinks dan’s hair is soft. danisnotonfire to daniel howell wow. we didn’t know if dan went to the bahamas or not. freckley dan and phil. phil taking pictures of dan while they are at the beach. they have a vacation in miami with martyn and cornelia. dan stays with the lesters for three weeks in florida. they almost saw muse again. dan and phil continue to update us on their joint tv show watching. they had a barbecue with dan’s grandparents. dan and phil work out more and are generally more fit and it’s aspirational. sushi date for dan’s birth. dan makes a tinder ad and flirts with boys and girls. dan posted screenshots of their convos because he missed phil. dan and phil have a domestic argument in front of thousands at vidcon. dan curls phil’s hair. dan and phil play with dogs in a video and i feel god. dan was offended that phil doesn’t appreciate him wearing jumpers and underwear only. they wanted to go to pride this year. is phil drinking water or vodka the world will never know. colin pics. going to wimbledon. phil is one thicc bih and knocked down all their soundproofing in the gaming room. dan tweets about how amazing he acts around phil’s parents. they hung out with duncan and mimei. dan tried to flirt with a barista with puns. secret holiday with wirrow and bryony. phil and tom daley are in love. my boyfriend chooses my outfits video. gay roller disco night. dan is hot contents. dapg bloopers. spooky week is good. daniel and depression is the second best video of 2017. dan is a young minds ambassador now. phil is really supportive of dan and his mental health. dan and phil learned how to livestream games which is good. announcement moose was found. dan and phil have so much ribena for themselves it’s weird. the week in march. dan and phil made truthbombs which is super awesome. dan was jealous of phil’s inflatable halloween costume. the dan and phil dogs calendar and video made me cry. they played with sparklers and it was really nice. interactive introverts was announced. dan met the prince. you and dan are so married yeah it’s a useful thing. pinof 9 was cute. all the make a wishes they helped out with. phil paid for a man in a kilt to come to his house. hanging out with peej and sophie a lot. internet free dinner with anthony and miel. dan listens to gays only music. powercouple at the star wars premiere. dan and phil got their first real christmas tree together. dan hangs out with the lesters for christmas celebrations. we love pinof bloopers. dan is roasted alive for calling colin a bad dog. also dan was pranked by phil with spicy gummy bears and succulent spray. this year was a lot.

[finnfinnfinny]

<3

[nusitram]

i don’t know where to start with this live show tbh tHE FREAKING MOVIE DATE WHEN PHIL PAID FOR BOTH OF THEM AND DAN CRIED WATCHING THE STAR WARS TRAILER AND PHIL TRYING TO TELL US ABOUT IT AND DAN PURPOSELY INTERRUPTING HIM AND PHIL GIGGLING AND SAYING “YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN” AND SOFTLY PUSHING HIM OUT OF FRAME

or

tHEM TALKING ABOUT THE BOARDGAME AND PEOPLE ASKING WHY WAS DAN PART OF THE THING IF PHIL HAD COME UP WITH IT AND PHIL SAYING HOW IMPORTANT DAN WAS IN THE MAKING PROCESS AND THEM BOTH BEING SO PROUD OF IT

or

that bit whEN PHIL TOOK A BITE OF THE MARSHMALLOW AND THEN PUT IT BACK ON THE TABLE AND DAN WENT ALL “EEEEEEWWW” AND THEY BOT GIGGLED

and many other cUTE DOMESTIC MOMENTS which i don’t remember now but dhdjdhd this live show made me so happy

[spookysweetbean]

phil: who would they choose to be their sidekick?

dan: uh...

phil: i'd choose you, dan.

dan: aww :)

phil: you can be my sidekick.

both: *laugh lovingly*

me: i didn't need a heart anyway

[waterdnp]

spooky week schedule!

for the sake of information and convenience, i thought i’d put together a little spooky week schedules for my phandom friends with what i gathered from dan and phil’s liveshow! of course, to stay best updated, keep an eye on phil’s twitter. 

wednesday (tomorrow, the 25th): first spooky week video thursday: spooky week video; no phil livestream friday: spooky week video saturday: spooky week LIVESTREAM at 7 pm british time  sunday: spooky week video monday or tuesday: halloween baking on dan’s channel tuesday: halloween! 

[peachou]

24/10/17

[howelldaniel]

they equally created the game

[howelldaniel]

(x & x)

[jacularmetteld]

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