You saw all my pieces broken

[rawktalk-blog]

[reluvworld-blog]

This is an article that shares some of the common signs that a shy person displays when they like you.

[awwww-cute]

[weloveshortvideos]

[quickweaves]

send help

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jwoodham)

[refinery29]

If you’re healthy you probably don’t realize how demoralizing it is to spend all day in a hospital gown

But now a new collaboration is designing fashionable hospital gowns to encourage sick teens that they’re not “just a hospital patient.” See how they react when they try their new robes on.

Gifs: Starlight Canada

[have-perspective]

Love this idea

[fshteeth]

The Hubris of Man (2016)

[spreadingthetruth]

#NowPlaying Once Again [Mix Cut] - Original Mix by Headhunterz

[curriedgoat]

[tblaberge]

Friends who make the effort to encourage you in your worth, whether that is if you are capable for that job you want, that relationship you so long for, or if it’s just in living your life well. These friends should be loved and encouraged back, because they are the ones who believe in you and see the best in you. That’s a wonderful things to have, and it’s rare in this world.

[opaldreamcave]

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

[trashedtroubadour]

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

[a-beauty-so-frightening]

Good god the list could go on forever

[loptrcoptr]

“Why aren’t you scanning my coupon?” “Because it’s expired, Ma'am.” “Well, can’t you just run it anyway and just… Not tell anyone?” “No ma'am, the cash register knows all the coupons and it will detect that this one’s expired.” “That’s not fair! You can’t just send people coupons and not let them use them when they’re only a day late!” “Ma'am, I-” “Can’t you just run it??” “No, ma'am. I can’t. It’s imposs-” “THEN FIND ME SOMEONE WHO CAN!!”

[thepageofhopes]

I can’t count the number of times customers will claim to know our prices better than us and the managers.

[pdalarry]

“Can you write ‘Happy Birthday Rachel’ on this really small cake?” “I’m sorry sir, I cannot fit that on the cake since there is not enough room, but I can try to fit ‘Rachel’ and give you a Happy Birthday pick to put on it” “Well someone else did it last time so you should be able to too” “Sir I am new and I do not have as much experience as the others who are not here today” “CANT YOU JUST WRITE HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL ON IT” “I already told you sir, I cannot but I can give you a pick-” “I ALWAYS have a problem with you people I want to speak to the manager”

[spreadingthetruth]

My favorite thing is when they ask for a manager like somehow a manager is going to magically accept there offering over there friend / co- worker .

Most of my managers were bigger assholes then me when it came to customer problems and didn't bend the rules at all lol. I loved my mangers - 0 fucks were given because they been working there for years and knew they weren't gonna get fired over denying a pushing customer lol

[spreadingthetruth]

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.

me: *wakes up on February 5th, 2096.

[afadthatlastsforever]

The hours between 12am and 6am have a funny habit of making you feel like you’re either on top of the world, or under it.

Beau Taplin || the hours between.   (via alunit)

[danicaehrielle]

“but I am yours.”

[slain-in-the-spirit]

I am Your mess. Always.

[omgpoetry]

this is funny

like really, really funny

[onlyhughmannhere]

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

[fakenails]

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

[spreadingthetruth]

Ay I swear! That is clever ;)

[fallontonight]

Tom Cruise reconsidered doing his own stunts…while hanging off the side of an airplane!

[vinstage]