sushi

nah cuz nahhhh

[empty-sigh]

[rogueraven1]

[spreadmysushi]

I'm alive

[spreadmysushi]

Me core ✨️🤌

A need.

[spreadmysushi]

At the rate my lifestyle is going, I think I might have to sell my feet pics 📸

[spreadmysushi]

The tale of me and the mosquito bat

Do u know how many mosquitos I killed today? 35.

I counted. And counted and put them in my white bin so I could collect them. And count. Bitches be ballroom dancing and mating around my living room and expect me not to swing my trusty bat at them? No, nada.

Plus this bat runs on nuclear quantized power. I don't remember the last time I charged it.

Yall. I really felt I could take up tennis by the way I was killing them mosquitos.

(PS: peedos pls stop asking me to message you, you know who you are,I promise I will swing my bat at you, it hasn't let me down. Even. Once. )

🤓🥴

[spreadmysushi]

I'm lonely. Life is so boring without a special someone. I wish I had a special someone. I feel really materialistic and clingy but aaahhh 🥺🥺😔💔

[spreadmysushi]

Love is crazy

You know that feeling you get when you wake up in the morning and the person u want to hear from the most is sitting in ur unread inbox with a good morning at exactly 7.30 because he knows exactly what time you leave for college and it's the only time he can reach you before u go unreachable until the evening when he sends you another message asking about your day and if you studied enough and if you've eaten that day and what you learnt at school and what made your day and you are just to shy to say

"You made my day. Your interest in me made my day"

[spreadmysushi]

SOME PEOPLE DO NOT DESERVE TO CONTROL THE MUSIC FOR DUXKS SAKE UGH

[spreadmysushi]

So my family loves the mentalist. The mentalist season 2 came out 2009

My cousins family loves the monk. Season 3 of the monk came out in 2004.

My cousins said the monk is way better.

And I just realised one of the episodes plot kinda match. So I was gonna say hey, see they copied it from the mentalist, you know loom it over their head. But it looks like obviously the mentalist might have done it.

And I wanna defend the mentalist. Good thing I never gave it back, and blabbed total crap.

Long story short, please google and research before u start an argument, and figure out ur wrong, the more embarrassing way.

PS: the mentalist is obviously more goated.

[spreadmysushi]

Guys.

Chemistry exam in exactly 12 hours

7 chapters

Had 48 hours, have studied only for 1 hour in those 48 hours

I have come to terms that I might havea teensy tiny problem

I also messed up my physics exam big time

I need stop reading tumblr and start reading my notes cuz for what did I put so much effort making it colorful 😩😩😩

One day I will look back on this day, try to reflect and nothing will make a difference

Is that day here yet??

PS: IF I AM NOT FOUND, IM NOT TRYING TO BE FOUND

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[eleventoes]

as i told you | oneshot

pairing: footballer!jungkook x cheerleader!reader word count: 9.7k themes & genres: enemies to lovers + college + roommate!au | fluff warning(s): none synopsis:

Jeon Jungkook: junior, rising star quarterback, no.1 on the list of People You Cannot Stand.

Also, your new roommate.

***

The truth of the matter was this: the thought of strangling Jeon Jungkook with your bare hands had probably crossed your mind too often to be considered remotely healthy.

It hadn’t even been difficult; heck, you were only mildly resisting the urge to throttle him on your first meeting. Not surprising, given that he had been riding his bike at a million miles per hour and had rammed into your unsuspecting self by means of an introduction.

You remembered many things, like how your entire term’s worth of notes had gone flying into the air before landing ungracefully in every direction possible, how you had to nurse a bruise the size of Texas on your ass for two whole weeks, and also how dreamy the brunet had looked until he opened his mouth and it all went to shit.

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