[honeyrolls]

Lala Omelette / Kiki Curry

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

victorian children ghosts are fucked up because british people are just like that if a ghost child was from like wyoming theyd just ask for craft mac and cheese all the time british children just crave viscera and violence

[deactivated-kekekeke]

[su9ray]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Just so you know, a normal response to a child breaking something is to first check to see if they got hurt and then if they’re old enough make them help clean it up. And then afterwards explaining to them how to avoid doing that in the future. At no point is yelling necessary to make them understand why they shouldn’t do that.

[sanriojam]

[fruitliss]

[valtsv]

priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife

me: i scooby dooby do

priest:

wedding guests:

my wife:

me: babe. please. say something.

[figmas]

『SWEETCAPSULELAND4』

[clubpenguinkiller]

prog rock fans are always like "lol..you think listening to billie eilish and grimes makes you a rabid feral sewer queen? if you listened to king crimson your head would melt" As if they would last one day in the mind of a vocaloid fan

[meltyparfait]

@moechanwakannai

[respect-the-kitty]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Giggling like a schoolgirl laying on my stomach kicking my feet in the air on the phone with my friends but I'm sharpening an ornate battle-axe

[ari-kanon]

シナモロールぬいぐるみ

[babypears]

usagi

[bloodenjoyer]

hello closeted trans student. id like to play a game. the device you are trapped inside of is something i call a “pronoun circle”. when the cisgender professor finishes saying she goes by “She/Her/Hers/Herself :)” you will have five seconds to make your decision: either out yourself, or suffer the silent shame of misgendering yourself. live or die…make your choice

[babylice-deactivated20130107]