Glaucous蒼

Read my Hamilton(and other fics) here: GLAUCOUS FICS (i need validation, so pls comment tks) “Vâng, vậy thì tôi độc ác, tôi phóng đãng, tôi phù phiếm…”

[aoelustious]

…i am so stressed out from not completing assignments i made this in 30 mins. extremely ooc btw

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[thehuxler]

They refer to you as a horse btw which feels incredibly fucked up to me and make up shit you said that you didn't say like calling Heather Mills a whore and for some reason they think you're way older than you are?

Anon, I understand you're coming from a good place...but I genuinely don't want to hear this stuff. I blocked for a reason.

[thehuxler]

For those who doubt who the horse is referring to:

[5dogheart5]

[vivvvvvvvvvvvvvv]

[a-loose-collection-of-ants]

What's he saying? (wrong answers only)

[my-deer-friend]

Things that were not on my dissertation research bingo card: John Laurens and Adrienne de Lafayette crying together at a party.

[aoelustious]

i should be on the vogue😇

[lanfykins]

Does Burr have any quote that might be appropriate (or inappropriate even) on a bouquet of graduation flowers?

"You have completely satisfied all that my heart and affections had hoped or even wished. With a little more perseverance, determination, and industry, you will obtain all that my ambition or vanity had fondly imagined."

(the Will he wrote prior to The Duel)

[aoelustious]

I need a quote to write on my friend’s graduation flowers. ANY RECOMENDATION YALL

[lanfykins]

Thinking about Aaron Burr's ridiculous sex life as described in his journal, I have some questions.

The guy is constantly paying for sex on his way somewhere, or even IIRC in the middle of watching a parade. How is he actually encountering this many sex workers, given that he probably isn't eg walking to the Swedish Mint via the red light district?

A quick romp through the history of prostitution tells me that law and society were very inconsistent on the subject. The various churches were anti, of course, but culturally it was often tolerated rather more than it is today. In some places it was even seen as assisting marital fidelity; I guess using some poor random woman for sex didn't 'count' in the way a prolonged affair would 🙄

But still. Is there a sex worker on every street corner - even in wealthy areas - touting for business, in which case just how standard *is* lots of extra-marital sex for Regency gentlemen? Or is Burr just optimistically propositioning random lower class women, in which case how is he so often successful?

...I don't want to perform this Google search, do I...

[lanfykins]

Cough cough another question on the topic of eating people…do you think Jefferson will make for some good spicy Thai ribs tower?

Thomas Jefferson was a foodie who gave lavish official dinners, took his enslaved cook to France with him to be trained in French cuisine, and imported to America some of his favourite foreign foods such as olive oil and French mustard. So after looking up "spicy Thai ribs tower" I can say with absolute assurance that it's how he would have wanted to go.

Can I help?

[aoelustious]

His ribs might be kind of tough, so yes, I think we might need someone to help with chopping the ribs into pieces 😋 And then Mister Jefferson will become this delicious dish:

Look at him!! So much more eye pleasing and mouth watering than in his portrait, am I right?

[lanfykins]

Cough cough another question on the topic of eating people…do you think Jefferson will make for some good spicy Thai ribs tower?

Thomas Jefferson was a foodie who gave lavish official dinners, took his enslaved cook to France with him to be trained in French cuisine, and imported to America some of his favourite foreign foods such as olive oil and French mustard. So after looking up "spicy Thai ribs tower" I can say with absolute assurance that it's how he would have wanted to go.

Can I help?

[misha-chichirkin]

[aoelustious]

me and @elinaduckwing kind of discussed this in our conversation but now i genuinely want public opinion.

how would you cook your historical figure?

like not in a murderous way, like, in a culinary anthropology type shi

would they be stir fried. slow roasted. sous vide. braised for 8 hours in red wine. stewed in milk. turned into soup stock. noodles. grilled over charcoal. candied. served in aspic.pressure cooked. poached. smoked over hickory wood. air fried. confit’d in duck fat. fermented in a clay jar for six months. baked en croûte. flash seared. caramelized beyond recognition. pickled. dry aged. battered and deep fried. simmered into a bisque. reduced into a glaze. folded into dumplings. blended into a smoothie. shredded for tacos. skewered and kebabed. cooked hibachi style with unnecessary theatrics. flambéed tableside. made into hotpot broth. baked into a pie. slow cooked in a crockpot by someone’s midwestern aunt. dehydrated into jerky. preserved in salt. turned into jam. churned into gelato. smoked and cured like salami. steamed in banana leaves. wrapped in pastry.

you choose!! no word play here even when I think a Hamilton Ham might be very funny 😭

but is it TASTY? HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM TASTY??

[lanfykins]

umm theoretically if you are a cannibal and you are eating burr how would you cook him? stir-fry? deep fried? sous vide?

This is a complex question where there are multiple factors to consider.

First, there's the fact that Burr is (implausible as it may seem) human, and therefore any pathogens in his meat would be easily transmitted to other humans. So you'd need to cook him thoroughly for safety; no rare steaks, no matter how raw you might want him inside.

Then there's the nature of the meat. Burr was always very active; as a child he climbed trees, rode and handled a boat, as an adult in his prime he rode and liked to drive his own carriage, and in exile in Europe he walked long distances to save money. His meat would be tough, so you want a cooking method that will tenderise it, such as stewing.

But in addition to that, you have to consider flavour. Unlike most food animals, Burr didn't subsist on grass (OR ANY VEGETABLES AT ALL AAAARRGHHH). His consumption of tannins in tea and wine would give his meat a certain astringency, and since he also smoked like a chimney you've got to think that that would come through in his flesh. Expect his long pork to be strongly flavoured, and likely not particularly delicious; so you want to cook it in some way that diffuses or conceals that flavour, rather than exposing it.

All in all, I think I'd recommend a good long smoking, if you have a proper barbecue and someone experienced in its use (who could also recommend which kind of wood chips to best complement the distinct flavour of Burr). If not, then stew like game, with juniper berries and red wine.

The tricky part of all of this will be the timing; don't forget that you need to hang meat, particularly game, and you will only have a limited time to do that before I hunt you down.

[mussymuncher]

Ok but the real question is why we have no KID Laurens portraits. Show me my son where is he hiding.

[my-deer-friend]

Agonising to know that Baby Jacky portraits almost certainly existed at some point!!