I'm Literal Garbage

32 year old trash can

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I found a lovely snail at work who was dried out so I let him have a shower and he seemed to enjoy it!! 🐌🚿

[only-cat-memes]

[oxypill]

[softwaring]

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

[krshush]

Obsessed with this lil guy on a cake at my local-ish grocery store bakery???

[krshush]

VALENTINE'S EVE UPDATE:

WHOEVER THIS SPECIFIC DECORATOR IS, THEY ARE ONLINE, AND I'M SO SAD MY FAMILY DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE AS FUNNY AS MEEEEE

[stealingpotatoes]

the other day the vet referred to me as my cat's mum, as if he's my son and not literally my noble eunuch advisor and most trusted vassal smh

[blignick]

[dailycatsblog]

[my-dailydreams]

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[shutyourmoustache]

[hostilemakeover]

[juliettecousin]

🎠Year of the Horse🎠

[pixlerelish]

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

[catasters]

[warl0ck-arts]

Perfection.

[mobthoughts]

@blupeeblep

[secondlina]

Sometimes, there's too much fork in the way and you forget how to soup.

[secondlina]

Zounds!!!

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[secondlina]

Crow Time - Statue 3

Please like, comment, follow! It brings me joy! It validates my bird obsession!

[Part 1] [Part 2]

[Read Crow Time] [Patreon]