Spunk The Funk

Sometimes funny & sad mean the same thing. 

[spunkthefunk]

I really need someone to talk to. Any takers?

[relatablepoetryandquotes]

“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age.” - Sylvia Plath

[thethiefandtheairbender]

The Good Place (2016-2020)

[insomniac-arrest]

brah

[postilionstruckbylightning]

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

[dray-yy]

If I'm your tumblr crush send me a "hey fuck face"

[castielsteenwolf]

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

[dreamyvixen]

“I said: I could be a wolf for you. I could put my teeth on your throat. I could growl. I could eat you whole. I could wait for you in the dark. I could howl against your hair.”

— catherynne m. valente, the bread we eat in dreams (via altraviolence)

[thepersonalquotes]

[thegoodvybe]

“I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.”

— Unknown (via thegoodvybe)

[thatkindofwoman]

“How do I stop carrying everything that has ever happened to me?”

— Blythe Baird, from If My Body Could Speak (via buttonpoetry)

[spunkthefunk]

So I’m just going to rewatch Dexter. Because I have no friends, no working car, no money and no life.

In case anyone needs me...

[ronindrew]

Foreplay starts before you even touch her

[askboxmemes]

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

[happysuggestions]

Please send some in. I have nothing to do.

[cgcpoems]

“But in the end, stories are about one person saying to another: This is the way it feels to me. Can you understand what I’m saying? Does it feel this way to you?”

— Kazuo Ishiguro, in his Nobel prize (2017) acceptance speech.   (via halcynth)

[headspace-hotel]

THIS 

[tlbodine]

Yes, that’s it exactly

[aceite-de-coco-deactivated20190]

[catchymemes]

[re-bee-key]

I would pay good money to see THIS movie idea

[spunkthefunk]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[storytime-reviews]

me: i hate clichés

author: the title of the novel and the final line are one and the same

me, losing my shit: the title of the novel and the final line are one and the same

[spunkthefunk]

I just wanna do some wild shit.

[thegoodvybe]

“Loving me isn’t easy, I have sharp edges, I have missing parts.”

— Donte Colins (via thegoodvybe)