5 SECOND RULE, MATE

Team Yell Scientist OC blog, SFW, semi-private

[sexlessrpmemes]

Pester my muse about the relationships that you've seen them have with other muses.

[spykemuth]

*SPIKEMUTH INTENSIFIES*

[spykemuth]

WELL THAT’S QUITE FITTING AS A MARK.

Adamant as well. 

(I used Max Soup for the G-Max factor you can’t get marked Pokemon in raids)

[spykemuth]

Which aesthetically pleasing, ultra-specific are you?

Your Result: sticky, stained fingers after eating cotton candy

you are the embodiment of the word "soft". often your mild nature can be mistaken for timidness. in reality, you are just a gentle soul. you have a tremendous amount of love to give and a heart that seems to expand infinitely like space. you surround yourself with trinkets and things that hold sentimental value to you and your personal space is personal & cozy. you are a fiercely loyal friend and are always a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold, or an ear to listen. unfortunately, you may encounter those who take advantage of your kindness and willingness to help. but you are worthy of just as much love that you put into this world. do not let the world taint your sweetness, but also know that you do not have to be there for those who will not do the same for you.

[spykemuth]

"We have the best tits in Galar. No one can compare”

[spykemuth]

*SPIKEMUTH INTENSIFIES*

[spykemuth]

The Happy Shopper

Wherever you go, the sunshine follows! You start your day with a smile on your face, a cup of hot Hypno Tea, and maybe a bowl of Jigglypuffs Cereal with Clefable Coconut Milk! Your mid-day lunch has some sweets like Poliwhirl Sweet & Sour Gummies but you make up for it with a healthy Oddish Fresh Salad. And at about 8pm you sit back, relax and enjoy a Nidoqueen White Chocolate Bar - you live the good life!

[spykemuth]

@champiowned

spykemuth ........ i would accept applin fizzy juice

“Oi, it’s ethically harvested from Applins fostered by Hammerlocke University - it funds our department budget and all ;)”

“We got Sweet Appletun and Tart Flapple variants”

[spykemuth]

Spikemuth’s motto: We can, and we will fistfight ghosts.

[spykemuth]

Mel would absolutely fight all of the ghosts, not gonna lie.

True mayor of “Punchaghost Ville”

[spykemuth]

Spikemuth’s motto: We can, and we will fistfight ghosts.

[spykemuth]

“Th’only curses we tolerate in Spikemuth are culinary ones. Ghosts don’t stand a chance ‘round these parts ;)”

[spykemuth]

All of my potential shitposts are random interaction friendly - both on this blog and on rotomatic.

I’m a giant memelord and I will never stop people from memeing

[gunssmoke]

Can we bring back dash commentary?

Did your muse perk up at something I wrote?/posted? Are they angry? Judgemental? Laughing? I'd LOVE to hear their thoughts.

Like let me put any fears to rest, you are not:

Bothering/intruding in any way on a thread.

Unwelcome, ever.

Obligated to write more/less than you feel like. One line banters are always fun!

Dash commentary breathes so much life into an rpc, let's revive the practice.

[spykemuth]

Get y’all clown college major here

Your Result:Auguste

Second in command, you are the funny one, the everyman, you are comfortable not being the center of attention and are very down to earth! 

[boingo1994-deactivated20210426]

what the fuck

[spykemuth]

Send 🎁 to get an holiday surprise from my muse!

[spykemuth]

teamyellboss​:

             “SANER?!”

“YOU THINK HE’S SANER THAN ME?!”

“He’s not exactly invitin’ peeps t’eat slime, Bossman, so yeah, he qualifies as saner.”

[teamyellboss-a-deactivated20250]

           “You know.

   Pissin’ off other versions of me is a talent.

I deserve a trophy.”

[spykemuth]

“Sorry bossman, we already gave th’ Wanker Of The Year award to Chairman Rose.”