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Champion of MCC and stealer of lives!
i am so sigma
THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL SQUIDDO BLOG.
This is an RP blog is run by Madison Madisongs, aka @targetslovelyworld. I also run @bigbs-mailbox, @docs-mailbox, @robot-grians-mailbox, @zeds-mailbox, and @voyant-clair.
If I have reblogged one of your posts and you want me to take it down, please contact me on any of my accounts. I will take it down if asked.
OC and Watcher interactions are welcome! Dream SMP mailbox interactions are welcome, but they will be tagged so people on my blog who do not wish to see it can avoid it.
Squidswag is canon to this blog but I’m still not sure how established I want it to be. Also, this is specifically Lifesteal!Squiddo btw !!
How I Format My RP
Speech and letter writing are indicated like this.
Actions and narration are indicated like this. I try to mostly stick to present tense, but I don’t always abide by it.
Thoughts are indicated like this. It can get confusing due to my use of italics for emphasized actions as well, but I’m sure context will help reveal which is which.
<TheRealSquiddo> communicator chat is indicated like this!
Same goes for death messages
Personal Tagging System
Posts will be tagged using “hermit mailbox ask universe” and related tags, as well as “lifesteal ask universe”. Otherwise, tags are pretty straightforward. I will update this if that changes!
one of my associates– who prefers to live with you players for some incomprehensible reason– is in charge of hosting feasts for us all on occasion. there is to be a small one this winter. does that follow?
Yeah, we’ve got guys like that on Lifesteal. FlameFrags usually gets the brunt of the devious chicanery they get up to. Oh boy I sure love being a demon, The unruly voices:
It dons the most dinky-ass smile, balling its hands together.
one of my associates– who prefers to live with you players for some incomprehensible reason– is in charge of hosting feasts for us all on occasion. there is to be a small one this winter. does that follow?
Yeah, we’ve got guys like that on Lifesteal. FlameFrags usually gets the brunt of the devious chicanery they get up to. Oh boy I sure love being a demon, The unruly voices:
It dons the most dinky-ass smile, balling its hands together.
‹█████████› It still seems strange that what you are doing here is entirely permissible.
‹█████████› I assumed it was some sort of egregious oversight…
‹█████████› …I still believe it was, actually.
‹█████████› But it’s become a feature now.
‹TheRealSquiddo› ikr it feels so cheatyyyyyyyy
‹TheRealSquiddo› being able to climb into a server thru a shulker box is objectively hilarious tho
‹TheRealSquiddo› which kind of outweighs any moral objections I have toward doing this
‹█████████› And the fact that it’s allowed.
‹TheRealSquiddo› that too i guess
‹TheRealSquiddo› but then again
‹TheRealSquiddo› i’m pretty sure hermitcraft technically countsas a kind of anarchy server
‹TheRealSquiddo› i can look at chat here and like
‹TheRealSquiddo› some guy named scar has been sneaking up on people with elytra and sniping them dead for No reason
‹TheRealSquiddo› you cant even DO that over on lifesteal
‹TheRealSquiddo› dear liferals you claim to be an “anarchy” “server” and yet you have a “rules”… curios…
‹TheRealSquiddo› i asked if thye were gonna ban this guy and they said hes been on the actual whitelist for ten years.
‹█████████› Hermits operate off of a trust system.
‹█████████› He wouldn’t shoot someone if they were doing something important.
‹TheRealSquiddo› i asked this one muscle guy where to find calcite and they told me to steal from someoens storage room 😭
‹█████████› Yeah that sounds par for the course.
‹TheRealSquiddo› what kind of trust system is this
‹█████████› The kind where you are free to play the sandbox in whatever manner you want, within reason.
‹█████████› Only this time, you’re not being hunted for sport.
‹█████████› Shifting seasons seasons taste of transitory scenes.
‹█████████› Travel to a different place, you’ll soon learn what it means.
‹█████████› You need not bid your team adieu forever or for long.
‹█████████› It’s lawful still to play on two. The path is split, not wrong.
‹TheRealSquiddo› is this a diss track
‹█████████› What
‹█████████› No
‹█████████› It’s a suggestion.
‹TheRealSquiddo› ok heres my suggestion
‹TheRealSquiddo› if you keep sending me incoherent rhyming poetry, i suggest you stop expecting i understand any of it
‹█████████› Think of it like this.
‹█████████› I assumed this would be a palette cleanser
‹█████████› When in reality
‹█████████› Seeing you interact with these people has been the steak to Lifesteal’s sanguine wine.
‹TheRealSquiddo› OH
‹TheRealSquiddo› OHHH I GET IT
‹TheRealSquiddo› I SEE WHAT YOU’Re saying now
‹TheRealSquiddo› youuu want meeeee to gru double life
‹TheRealSquiddo› who will you be tonight thast the question
‹TheRealSquiddo› who will gru be tonight thars the question
‹TheRealSquiddo› look at me im a watcherrr look at my awesome rhyming poetry
‹█████████› How the turns have tabled, as it were.
‹█████████› I’m saying nonsense mixed metaphors I’m Squiddo now
‹TheRealSquiddo› finally after all this time
‹TheRealSquiddo› weve finally seen it.
‹TheRealSquiddo› the life steal.
‹TheFakeSquiddo› kid named steal:
‹TheRealSquiddo› holy crap you are Indistinguishable from the real squiddo
‹TheRealSquiddo› guys how do i know which one to shoot
‹TheFakeSquiddo› I fear we may have lost the plot.
‹TheFakeSquiddo› kid named plot: someone help please I am lost
‹TheRealSquiddo› kid named lost: no im lost you’re plot
‹TheRealSquiddo› kid named loss: miscarriage
‹TheFakeSquiddo› squid named do: bread
‹TheRealSquiddo› squid gamed miles: uncle ben what happeneThis meme has not even been funny in years why am i referencing it again
‹TheFakeSquiddo› squid named squinger:
‹█████████› Okay it was NOT that funny.
‹█████████› Squiddo
‹█████████› Squiddo come back
‹TheRealSquiddo› i need to talk to other players vro it is so over 🥀
‹TheRealSquiddo› hm i wonder where i can find players The humble hermitcraft:
‹█████████› :)
‹TheRealSquiddo› yea
‹TheRealSquiddo› you’re quite fond of that idea aren’t you
‹TheRealSquiddo› dont even worry u strange omnipresent individual ur gonna be eating GOOD
‹█████████› :D
‹TheRealSquiddo› but
‹TheRealSquiddo› you have to be patient.
‹█████████› You know…
‹█████████› They haven’t patched it yet.
‹TheRealSquiddo› ur gonna have to be more specific
‹█████████› I’m talking about the mail system.
‹TheRealSquiddo› mmmmmhm
‹█████████› This may be your last chance.
‹█████████› Pretty soon
‹█████████› The ensemble of Hermitcraft is going to move out of that world.
‹█████████› You will have had the chance to befriend its visitors.
‹█████████› Hackers, sentient glitches, creatures of the Void…
‹█████████› And you will have let it slip from your grasp.
‹TheRealSquiddo› ok Full respect but have you considered:
‹TheRealSquiddo› if i leave and go to hermitcraft
‹TheRealSquiddo› someone is going to trap my exact location
‹█████████› Did that matter when you usurped godhood from the admins?
‹█████████› You were untouchable then.
‹█████████› You miss that feeling, don’t you?
‹█████████› Being a god among men in a most delectable game of death.
‹TheRealSquiddo› me when im feeking poorly and i dont have to share my yummy traeats bc nobody wants squiddo germs
‹TheRealSquiddo› uncle ben what happene SQUID GERMS !!
‹█████████› Look inside yourself. I know you want this.
‹TheRealSquiddo› this isn’t about me.
‹TheRealSquiddo› I have to stay for my team
‹█████████› Twist it any way you wish, I’ve tasted how you feel.
‹█████████› Don the mask of love and peace, pretend it doth conceal
‹█████████› Your deepest wish, that writhing ache
‹█████████› A dam that bears a black tar lake
‹█████████› The only diff’rence this may make
‹█████████› Is if you’re damned at this one’s break.
‹TheRealSquiddo›
‹█████████› Often I find myself wishing you lot were more attuned to our natural way of speaking.
‹█████████› If it weren’t so…
‹█████████› Difficult
‹█████████› to be direct, I’m certain more of us would reach out.
‹TheRealSquiddo› skill issue?
‹█████████› Truly it is.
‹TheRealSquiddo› you are right about one thing though
‹TheRealSquiddo› this isn’t about protecting my friends
‹TheRealSquiddo› its just
‹TheRealSquiddo› they let me on lifesteal as a celebration and they WANTED me to stay
‹TheRealSquiddo› believe me. I love exploiting the code. but the things you’re suggesting seem a bit out there!
‹█████████› You don’t have to become a force of terror if you don’t want to.
‹█████████› You can just be.
‹█████████› There’s more reason to visit than gathering intel and rounding up glitches.
‹█████████› The people there are kind. This may be your last chance to see it for yourself.
‹█████████› It would help.
‹TheRealSquiddo› help me?
‹█████████› Yes.
‹TheRealSquiddo› …
‹TheRealSquiddo› …help you?
‹█████████› That too.
‹█████████› It would season your emotions quite nicely.
‹TheRealSquiddo› yea i kind of figured this was about you LOLLL
‹█████████› It’s your choice.
‹█████████› I have no doubt that whatever you choose to serve will be bursting with flavor.
‹█████████› I have faith in your formula.
‹█████████› This is simply a new recipe.
‹TheRealSquiddo› …
‹TheRealSquiddo› I’ll think about it.