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welcom to my twisted mined
- 🌟 - SQUIDDO’S THE NAME !! - 🌟 -
IM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
worlds most e1337 h4xx0r to ever liv e
Yay silly ^_^
Fun Squiddo fact’s!: I know how to kill.
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Champion of MCC and stealer of lives!
i am so sigma
would you believe my superiors. would you believe them.
i spend a week. a week! working on a suggestion for this winter's feast. a perfect plot beat. it would have been excellent–
and they go and tell me my exquisitely crafted plans are "too last life". "too last life"? what does that even mean?
nobody so much as gives me the time of day. idiots. they're all idiots!
A sound plays from a player’s communicator.
excuse me–
make yourself scarce before i do it for you, snivelling little creature.
“Make yourself scarce” buddy thinks they Dracula… do bros emails start with “to whom it may concern”?
Squiddo giggles at the prospect.
...it is a perfectly normal and acceptable way to begin a professional correspondence!
and i am not dracula!
Yeah, okay, that’s nice.
Squiddo twirls a Docbubu keyring on her finger. Where she acquired this is unclear.
Sooooo… what’s this about a winter feast, what’s that about?
i suppose you're ignorant of it. of course.
one of my associates– who prefers to live with you players for some incomprehensible reason– is in charge of hosting feasts for us all on occasion. there is to be a small one this winter. does that follow?
A solemn nod.
Yeah, we’ve got guys like that on Lifesteal. FlameFrags usually gets the brunt of the devious chicanery they get up to. Oh boy I sure love being a demon, The unruly voices:
It dons the most dinky-ass smile, balling its hands together.
...yes, of course.
[ She has no idea what Squiddo is on about, she's not assigned to that group, but admitting she doesn't get it would be an utter embarrassment. ]
in any case, you're wasting my precious time. leave.
Nah, I’m boated.
She’s in a boat now. On land. Apparently, they were carrying one in their inventory the whole time.
Have you suggested murder yet? In my experience, the rest of you guys tend to go bananas over it, so like, maybe that could help?
would you believe my superiors. would you believe them.
i spend a week. a week! working on a suggestion for this winter's feast. a perfect plot beat. it would have been excellent–
and they go and tell me my exquisitely crafted plans are "too last life". "too last life"? what does that even mean?
nobody so much as gives me the time of day. idiots. they're all idiots!
A sound plays from a player’s communicator.
excuse me–
make yourself scarce before i do it for you, snivelling little creature.
“Make yourself scarce” buddy thinks they Dracula… do bros emails start with “to whom it may concern”?
Squiddo giggles at the prospect.
...it is a perfectly normal and acceptable way to begin a professional correspondence!
and i am not dracula!
Yeah, okay, that’s nice.
Squiddo twirls a Docbubu keyring on her finger. Where she acquired this is unclear.
Sooooo… what’s this about a winter feast, what’s that about?
i suppose you're ignorant of it. of course.
one of my associates– who prefers to live with you players for some incomprehensible reason– is in charge of hosting feasts for us all on occasion. there is to be a small one this winter. does that follow?
A solemn nod.
Yeah, we’ve got guys like that on Lifesteal. FlameFrags usually gets the brunt of the devious chicanery they get up to. Oh boy I sure love being a demon, The unruly voices:
It dons the most dinky-ass smile, balling its hands together.
would you believe my superiors. would you believe them.
i spend a week. a week! working on a suggestion for this winter's feast. a perfect plot beat. it would have been excellent–
and they go and tell me my exquisitely crafted plans are "too last life". "too last life"? what does that even mean?
nobody so much as gives me the time of day. idiots. they're all idiots!
A sound plays from a player’s communicator.
excuse me–
make yourself scarce before i do it for you, snivelling little creature.
“Make yourself scarce” buddy thinks they Dracula… do bros emails start with “to whom it may concern”?
Squiddo giggles at the prospect.
...it is a perfectly normal and acceptable way to begin a professional correspondence!
and i am not dracula!
Yeah, okay, that’s nice.
Squiddo twirls a Docbubu keyring on her finger. Where she acquired this is unclear.
Sooooo… what’s this about a winter feast, what’s that about?
would you believe my superiors. would you believe them.
i spend a week. a week! working on a suggestion for this winter's feast. a perfect plot beat. it would have been excellent–
and they go and tell me my exquisitely crafted plans are "too last life". "too last life"? what does that even mean?
nobody so much as gives me the time of day. idiots. they're all idiots!
A sound plays from a player’s communicator.
excuse me–
make yourself scarce before i do it for you, snivelling little creature.
“Make yourself scarce” buddy thinks they Dracula… do bros emails start with “to whom it may concern”?
Squiddo giggles at the prospect.
would you believe my superiors. would you believe them.
i spend a week. a week! working on a suggestion for this winter's feast. a perfect plot beat. it would have been excellent–
and they go and tell me my exquisitely crafted plans are "too last life". "too last life"? what does that even mean?
nobody so much as gives me the time of day. idiots. they're all idiots!
A sound plays from a player’s communicator.
‹█████████› It still seems strange that what you are doing here is entirely permissible. ‹█████████› I assumed it was some sort of egregious oversight… ‹█████████› …I still believe it was, actually. ‹█████████› But it’s become a feature now. ‹TheRealSquiddo› ikr it feels so cheatyyyyyyyy
‹TheRealSquiddo› being able to climb into a server thru a shulker box is objectively hilarious tho ‹TheRealSquiddo› which kind of outweighs any moral objections I have toward doing this ‹█████████› And the fact that it’s allowed. ‹TheRealSquiddo› that too i guess ‹TheRealSquiddo› but then again ‹TheRealSquiddo› i’m pretty sure hermitcraft technically countsas a kind of anarchy server
‹TheRealSquiddo› i can look at chat here and like ‹TheRealSquiddo› some guy named scar has been sneaking up on people with elytra and sniping them dead for No reason ‹TheRealSquiddo› you cant even DO that over on lifesteal ‹TheRealSquiddo› dear liferals you claim to be an “anarchy” “server” and yet you have a “rules”… curios… ‹TheRealSquiddo› i asked if thye were gonna ban this guy and they said hes been on the actual whitelist for ten years. ‹█████████› Hermits operate off of a trust system. ‹█████████› He wouldn’t shoot someone if they were doing something important. ‹TheRealSquiddo› i asked this one muscle guy where to find calcite and they told me to steal from someoens storage room 😭 ‹█████████› Yeah that sounds par for the course. ‹TheRealSquiddo› what kind of trust system is this ‹█████████› The kind where you are free to play the sandbox in whatever manner you want, within reason. ‹█████████› Only this time, you’re not being hunted for sport.
‹█████████› Shifting seasons seasons taste of transitory scenes. ‹█████████› Travel to a different place, you’ll soon learn what it means. ‹█████████› You need not bid your team adieu forever or for long. ‹█████████› It’s lawful still to play on two. The path is split, not wrong. ‹TheRealSquiddo› is this a diss track ‹█████████› What ‹█████████› No ‹█████████› It’s a suggestion. ‹TheRealSquiddo› ok heres my suggestion ‹TheRealSquiddo› if you keep sending me incoherent rhyming poetry, i suggest you stop expecting i understand any of it
‹█████████› Think of it like this. ‹█████████› I assumed this would be a palette cleanser ‹█████████› When in reality ‹█████████› Seeing you interact with these people has been the steak to Lifesteal’s sanguine wine. ‹TheRealSquiddo› OH ‹TheRealSquiddo› OHHH I GET IT ‹TheRealSquiddo› I SEE WHAT YOU’Re saying now ‹TheRealSquiddo› youuu want meeeee to gru double life ‹TheRealSquiddo› who will you be tonight thast the question ‹TheRealSquiddo› who will gru be tonight thars the question ‹TheRealSquiddo› look at me im a watcherrr look at my awesome rhyming poetry ‹█████████› How the turns have tabled, as it were. ‹█████████› I’m saying nonsense mixed metaphors I’m Squiddo now ‹TheRealSquiddo› finally after all this time ‹TheRealSquiddo› weve finally seen it. ‹TheRealSquiddo› the life steal. ‹TheFakeSquiddo› kid named steal: ‹TheRealSquiddo› holy crap you are Indistinguishable from the real squiddo ‹TheRealSquiddo› guys how do i know which one to shoot
‹TheFakeSquiddo› I fear we may have lost the plot. ‹TheFakeSquiddo› kid named plot: someone help please I am lost ‹TheRealSquiddo› kid named lost: no im lost you’re plot ‹TheRealSquiddo› kid named loss: miscarriage ‹TheFakeSquiddo› squid named do: bread ‹TheRealSquiddo› squid gamed miles: uncle ben what happeneThis meme has not even been funny in years why am i referencing it again ‹TheFakeSquiddo› squid named squinger:
‹█████████› Okay it was NOT that funny. ‹█████████› Squiddo ‹█████████› Squiddo come back ‹TheRealSquiddo› i need to talk to other players vro it is so over 🥀 ‹TheRealSquiddo› hm i wonder where i can find players The humble hermitcraft: ‹█████████› :) ‹TheRealSquiddo› yea ‹TheRealSquiddo› you’re quite fond of that idea aren’t you ‹TheRealSquiddo› dont even worry u strange omnipresent individual ur gonna be eating GOOD ‹█████████› :D ‹TheRealSquiddo› but ‹TheRealSquiddo› you have to be patient.
SQUIDDO!!!!!
‹█████████› You know… ‹█████████› They haven’t patched it yet.
‹TheRealSquiddo› ur gonna have to be more specific ‹█████████› I’m talking about the mail system. ‹TheRealSquiddo› mmmmmhm ‹█████████› This may be your last chance. ‹█████████› Pretty soon ‹█████████› The ensemble of Hermitcraft is going to move out of that world. ‹█████████› You will have had the chance to befriend its visitors. ‹█████████› Hackers, sentient glitches, creatures of the Void… ‹█████████› And you will have let it slip from your grasp.
‹TheRealSquiddo› ok Full respect but have you considered: ‹TheRealSquiddo› if i leave and go to hermitcraft ‹TheRealSquiddo› someone is going to trap my exact location ‹█████████› Did that matter when you usurped godhood from the admins? ‹█████████› You were untouchable then. ‹█████████› You miss that feeling, don’t you? ‹█████████› Being a god among men in a most delectable game of death. ‹TheRealSquiddo› me when im feeking poorly and i dont have to share my yummy traeats bc nobody wants squiddo germs ‹TheRealSquiddo› uncle ben what happene SQUID GERMS !! ‹█████████› Look inside yourself. I know you want this. ‹TheRealSquiddo› this isn’t about me. ‹TheRealSquiddo› I have to stay for my team
‹█████████› Twist it any way you wish, I’ve tasted how you feel. ‹█████████› Don the mask of love and peace, pretend it doth conceal ‹█████████› Your deepest wish, that writhing ache ‹█████████› A dam that bears a black tar lake ‹█████████› The only diff’rence this may make ‹█████████› Is if you’re damned at this one’s break.
‹TheRealSquiddo›
‹█████████› Often I find myself wishing you lot were more attuned to our natural way of speaking. ‹█████████› If it weren’t so… ‹█████████› Difficult ‹█████████› to be direct, I’m certain more of us would reach out. ‹TheRealSquiddo› skill issue? ‹█████████› Truly it is.
‹TheRealSquiddo› you are right about one thing though ‹TheRealSquiddo› this isn’t about protecting my friends ‹TheRealSquiddo› its just ‹TheRealSquiddo› they let me on lifesteal as a celebration and they WANTED me to stay ‹TheRealSquiddo› believe me. I love exploiting the code. but the things you’re suggesting seem a bit out there!
‹█████████› You don’t have to become a force of terror if you don’t want to. ‹█████████› You can just be. ‹█████████› There’s more reason to visit than gathering intel and rounding up glitches. ‹█████████› The people there are kind. This may be your last chance to see it for yourself. ‹█████████› It would help. ‹TheRealSquiddo› help me? ‹█████████› Yes. ‹TheRealSquiddo› … ‹TheRealSquiddo› …help you?
‹█████████› That too. ‹█████████› It would season your emotions quite nicely. ‹TheRealSquiddo› yea i kind of figured this was about you LOLLL ‹█████████› It’s your choice. ‹█████████› I have no doubt that whatever you choose to serve will be bursting with flavor. ‹█████████› I have faith in your formula. ‹█████████› This is simply a new recipe.
‹TheRealSquiddo› … ‹TheRealSquiddo› I’ll think about it.
