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Welcome to Squidfessions, a confession blog relating to Splatoon, a squid shooter developed by Nintendo.

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I stole someone's door

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CONFIRMED!!!!

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I feel pretty underwhelmed by the lack of variety with Inkling haircuts in the new game. I was expecting more variety and honestly I’m kinda let down.

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Can you feel it Inklings? Splatoon 2 is less than a day away!

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She fucking turned evil. Salty squid sister. 

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We interrupt your daily Tumblr-browsing to bring you this Squid Research Lab Special Report.  In addition to learning all about Salmon Run, we’ve also learned that Splatoon 2 is coming July 21!

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QWEEWEWEW!WOMOM

woomy

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ywoOOMSQUIBBLY?SQUIWEE

woomy

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Is this blog still alive?

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It was on Arowana Mall. The Octoling had unique voice clips and everything. It was using the Hydra Splatling, an unreleased weapon. My team won though....

I’m not exactly sure how to answer some of the concerns regarding the Splatoon hackery and the last thing I want to do is unknowingly mislead people, so here is the thread where you can find all of the information I’m giving you. These people seem to know a lot more than I do regarding this, so if you’re still concerned give this a quick read!

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To prevent spam, I’ve tagged all of these posts regarding this issue as “splathax” blacklist if you wish not to see it.

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In response to shutting down the console, the only problem I can see is when you log back on, the hacked inkling may appear in the plaza still if the system already registered your interaction. I dunno, it's all sort of a gamble I guess. Just adding my thoughts.

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wait, so if a hacker enter the waiting lobby, do you just wait for them to leave the match or something?

Yes, or shutting down your system might possibly work.

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Different anon here, as far as I've experienced, the players that generate in the plaza aren't always the same as the ones you've just played with, so wouldn't it be safer to just shut down the entire WiiU by pressing the power button on the gamepad once the match against a hacker/hackers, be a safer bet?

Hm, from my knowledge I think that would work as well. The only problem is I believe if you played multiple consecutive matches before the hackers your progress will be lost.

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Same anon- I'm not too keen on ah.. lingo. By leaving your match, do you mean when players you've played with for a couple games don't show up anymore when you continue playing?? Does Splatoon have some sort of cycling function or does that player leaving mean they've quit for now? ^^;

When you don’t see the player’s name anymore in the team listings, that is when they’ve quit and it’s safe to exit the game. As far as I know you’re stuck with them till they quit.

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I'm.. not sure I understand that psa. Mod Judd can you explain please? ;; I'm scared to play Splatoon now..

People are apparently hacking in unreleased content, such as playable Octolings and the Hydra Splatling, into online matches. The main issue is that when these hacked players are spawned in the plaza after you’ve played a match with them, the game freezes and causes corruption in the save file.

 In order to avoid this, if you see a player that’s an Octoling or wields an unreleased weapon, keep playing until they leave your match. If worse comes to worse, it’s rumored that Splatfest resets your data and rids of any corruption to your profile.

This whole situation is quite a bit unsettling. If you are able to, I recommend backing up your save somehow. The best thing we can do right now is hope Nintendo will fix this soon and be aware of it.