why do i even bother

Hi im squidward tentacles and i hate everything especially spongebob and patrick

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I hate all of you

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no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument -_-

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The side of squidward we see vs the side of squidward the media doesn’t show 

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why is spongebob looking at me so confused 

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Solitude in E Minor

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YAY E MINOR ALRIGHT YEAH

[squidword]

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otherwise known as EVIL

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when bae asks you what you’re doing tonight

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that episode where squidword had no chill

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just look at that concentration 

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Don’t give up on your dream, spongebob! people used to tell me: “patrick, you’ll never amount to anything. You’ll always have your head in the clouds.” Well just look at me now!

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oh boy 3am!

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A poem by patrick star: Roses are blue Violets are red I have to go to the bathroom

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when your best friend’s pet snail only wanted to be with you because of the cookie you had in your shorts pocket

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put that thing away there are like children here! 

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HAHAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT HAHAHA 

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matching icons for you and your best friend