Sasuke Uchiha Appreciation Blog

[squishymomma]

idek what my dashboard is gonna look like anymore bc over half the accs i follow are dead lmao. is it even called a dashboard anymore? i don’t want twitter to leave but this will be a good place for me to long vent

[titlecard]

[king-of-macabre]

[teddiusra]

Gengar official sprites ↳ 1996 - 2014

[80slesbiab]

same

[squishymomma]

i guess i’m back on this fuckin hellsite

[as-per-usual]

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

[depsidase]

[redwing]

i think Claire and jack get dean a “world’s okayest father” mug as a joint gag gift for father’s day dean is so touched by it he cries.

[patrik-star]

me: “I can’t go out tonight I’ll be busy” 

 me being busy:

[thebootydiaries]

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

[farmlesbians]

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

[dreamyvamp]

me: *gets an f* me: all i know is that this won’t effect me in the long run. what will this “pop quiz” mean to me in two years? will i already have entered the bright world of freedom on my own? the sunlight will encompass my soul. this pop quiz means NOTHING to me. me: *gets an a+* me: excuse me who are you people??? who is this?? where am i? where’s my throne

[saturnribbon]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

17 days remain

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

[cardi-pee]

What?