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you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not

dzamie

*scientist steps onto the stage*

*a photo of a Flygon appears on the projector screen*

*she hits the screen with a pointer stick*

“Bug.”

*entire auditorium erupts into furious shouting*

stereocyon

vernadskova-deactivated20230803

every 9/11 is personalized

vanityrex

shyspacefey

animalcrossingmemes

letmebegaytodd

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

letmebegaytodd

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

letmebegaytodd

I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game

letmebegaytodd

For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again

letmebegaytodd

pinkiepony

I CAN’T TELL WHAT’S FUNNIER I regret middle school

omghotmemes

how does someone misspell a??

incorrect-pokemon-villain-quotes

Irida: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Volo: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Adaman: A realist sees a freight train.

Ingo: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

triniteevee

has this been done yet

superstition13

You, drunk at a festival: Would you rather, push Adaman down the stairs–

Irida, without missing a beat, also drunk: Push Adaman down the stairs

Cyllene, one of the only sober people: They didn't get to give you the second option

Irida: They didn't need to

Adaman, also sober: I don't feel safe here anymore

freelance-pokemon-ecologist

In which Arceus gives Everyone a Phone

Adaman: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Irida: >:O language

Rei: Yeah watch your fucking language

Akari: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REI THE FUCK WORD?

Volo: 'The fuck word'.

Laventon: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Irida: Oh my god he censored it

Volo: Say fuck, Laventon.

Adaman: Do it, Laventon. Say fuck.

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silverskyy

[ID: a tweet by @/tokyo_sexwhale which reads "Gf is sleeping and her breasts are exposed. Young me would have lost his mind but old me is going to stand over her while eating a baguette so I can pretend I'm a coroner, mid-autopsy in a terrible cop show." /end ID]