A Jiyeong stan

closed permanently

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*During one of the games*

Gihun: I don't think we can mansplain, maniplate or malewife our way out of this

Sangwoo: *cracks his knuckles*

Sangwoo: Manslaughter it is then

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Saebyeok: So tell me why were you in jail

Jiyeong: i agressively poked holes in my abusive dad's body

Saebyeok: YOU STABBED YOUR DAD???!!!

Jiyeong: No no, i agressively poked holes into that asshole's body

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Saebyeok: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?

Y/n: How did you know I was up until 3am?

Jiyeong: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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Y/n: Paris was not named after Paris Hilton you dipshit!

Jiyeong: Source?

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Saebyeok: What starts with an 'O' and ends with a 'nions' that can hurt your feelings?

Jiyeong: Onions

Y/n: Opinions

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Y/n: *pitches an idea*

Jiyeong, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!

Saebyeok, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

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Saebyeok: What are you writing?

Jiyeong: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Y/n, looking over Jiyeong's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Jiyeong: Any questions?

Gihun: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Jiyeong: Uh, a plan, duh...

Saebyeok: Gihun, chill, I know it’s weird, but Jiyeong has a point.

Gihun:

Gihun: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

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Jiyeong: Hey, Saebyeok. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Saebyeok: To get to the other side?

Jiyeong: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

Saebyeok: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?

Jiyeong: To get to the idiot’s house.

Saebyeok: ...Ok?

Y/n: Hey, Saebyeok. Knock knock.

Saebyeok: No.

Y/n: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

Saebyeok: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

Y/n: The chicken.

Saebyeok:

Y/n:

Jiyeong:

Saebyeok: Listen here you little shits-

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Saebyeok: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Y/n.

Jiyeong, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Saebyeok: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Jiyeong: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Saebyeok: You wanted fake blood?

Jiyeong:

Saebyeok: I’ll go call Y/n.

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Jiyeong: HELP! I TOLD SAEBYEOK I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Y/n, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Do you guys want me to add quotes with reader too? I think it'll be a fun concept to add a reader with the characters yk. Extra mess. Anyways let me know if you agree with this idea.

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During the red light, green light

Saebyeok hiding behind Deoksu: ...

Deoksu: Why tf are you hiding behind me bitch

Saebyeok grabbing Deoksu's hair: I can't stand someone having better hair than me so...

Saebyeok drags Deoksu down and runs away: YEET

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At this point I am sorry I am not posting often because college just started and I have a lot to catch up with. I hope you all won't mind. I will post but like not 4 times a day.

Anyways I hope you all are fine and healthy. Don't forget to drink water or I will haunt you :)

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Circle guard, melting sugar: *sneezes*

Saebyeok, in the vents: Bless you

Circle guard: God???

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Saebyeok: Wait...

Saebyeok: If you have anxiety...

Saebyeok: And I have anxiety...

Saebyeok: Then who's gonna order the food??

Jiyeong: Rock, paper, scissors.

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Saebyeok: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Saebyeok: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Ali: Bonjour.

Jiyeong: Le growl.

Gihun: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Saebyeok:...

Saebyeok: I am disowning your asses