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Yeah, it’s called the uh…the Rev–Revengers. Because I’m getting revenge, you’re getting revenge. And you are…uh, you want revenge?

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Reginald: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Luther: …I did. I broke it.

Reginald: No. No you didn’t. Number 2?

Diego: Don’t look at me. Look at Vanya.

Vanya: What?! I didn’t break it.

Diego: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Vanya: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Diego: Suspicious.

Vanya: No it’s not!

Allison: If it matters, probably not, but Klaus was the last one to use it.

Klaus: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Allison: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Klaus: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that!

Luther: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Dad.

Reginald: No! Who broke it!?

Vanya: Dad…Five’s been awfully quiet.

Five: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Reginald: I broke it. I burned my hand so I destroyed it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Tag yourself I’m Ben

#oh shit #am i actually five and vanya as one person #yes i am

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I like how angry ppl get at bi headcanons sometimes like y’all are truly biphobic Klaus Hargreeves is bi and while I’m at it? I’ll call Vanya bi too try and stop me. Allison is bi. Whoops so is Diego now. Ah shit- Ben is bi. Fuckin pogo is bi now too idc u can’t stop me and my power.