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Starving artist. All nature; no nurture.

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👀 (artist tagged on pic) #tattoos #freshink

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Merry Christmas, (I could care less). #yuleshootyoureyeout

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My contour cooperated with me today, so I decided to take a selfie. Feel free to ignore! . . . . . #makeup #contour #highlight #highlightonfleek #eventhoughyoucantreallyseeit #🙃

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👀 #graffiti #nofilter (at Cafe Colonial)

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Remember when this was a deal breaker for me? And now I'm enrolled here and it's not even an issue. 😌🚫🚬 (at Sierra College)

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Song of the day? YUUUUUP. So stoked to see these guys live in February on the On Letting Go ten year anniversary tour, and double stoked that I get to meet them since I bought the VIP bundle (mostly because it came with On Letting Go on vinyl and a wall flag). #songoftheday #music #circasurvive #onlettinggo #vinyl #nowplaying

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Have I mentioned how much I love how big my new bathtub is? Not pictured: tea in my male tears mug, Circa Survive playing in the background.

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Rainy days mean messy hair and big hoodies 💗☔️

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Do I have to go to work? 😭

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Bi-annual no makeup selfie. Here we go. 🙄

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🎶 Devour me, if you really think that you can stomach me 🎶

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Aaand a close up for good measure? #doublepost #dontcare

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Work hard, play hard(er). ...And by that I mean I took this selfie at work. Stay classy, y'all. 💁

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I'll be gone when the drugs wear off 🎶//Time to werk 🙃🙃🙃 . . . #redhead #glasses #hair #makeup #workworkworkworkwork

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Fight locations, ranked

IHOP parking lot: ridiculous. buffoonish. 3/10 Denny’s parking lot: has a certain dionysian flair. 6/10 Dunkin Donuts parking lot: lots of regional flavor. 7/10 The woods: nice and secluded, plenty of opportunities to use the terrain to your advantage. Just make sure to bring bug spray. 8/10 Any roof: dangerous, but points for style. 5/10 The top of any mountain: much like the woods, but with far more dramatic flair. Almost byronic. Loses points for being less practical than the other locations on this list, however. 7/10 A graveyard: disrespectful to the skeletons. 0/10 An abandoned warehouse: something of a cliche. 4/10 Any liminal space: This category includes town lines, entryways, borders, and crossroads. Is this a deeply symbolic, metaphorically charged fight? If it wasn’t before, it is now. 9/10  Wal-Mart parking lot: Quick question, are you shitting me right now? This is the absolute worst fight location. If you have any respect at all for the noble art of throwing the fuck down, don’t get in a fight in a wal-mart parking lot. In fact, this also applies to wal-mart checkout lines, roofs, employee break rooms, corporate headquarters, and indeed any space at all associated with the walton family or the wal-mart corporation. Fuck wal-mart.  0/10 The parking lot of an abandoned Blockbuster Video: The cracked and faded blockbuster sign is a potent memento mori, inspiring a keen awareness of entropy and a sharp sense of loss in your opponent. As blockbuster is, so shall they one day be.  Are there weedy plants growing up through cracks in the pavement? Oh man, that’s even better. The perfect fight location. 10/10

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I'm on top of the world 🌎