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i have some weird interests and things to say involving dads #theobvious
so i will write them here
“Mom’s away, son. Been waiting on her to leave, she was getting in the way of what I really wanted — some raunchy mansex. Got the cigars and jockstraps ready. My ass is real ripe for you, son. I know you like it that way, just how I like that musky impailer of a cock you got on you. My hole’s been calling out to you since you came back from college. Wearing your favorite shorts, riding my favorite dildo in the living room knowing you were watching, echoing your name while doing it… Now I can finally get my hands on you and that cock of yours. My hole’s been leaking and I’ve been praying you would have enough confidence to take what’s yours… bend me over the kitchen counter, take out my buttplug, and fuck my mancunt, fuck. Come on and slide in your dad, son. Breed me, fucker. Show your dad how much you’ve grown.”
You checked your phone and saw this image with a long text attached from your uncle.
“Im in heat, kid. Don’t you see the way my back is perfectly arched, showing off my beefy mounds? I wish you could smell the musk coming from my feet. I need to get fucked bad, come over. I need somebody to tame this wild pussy, and your fat cock is the only one that can do it. Don’t make me have to come over there myself and feed you this wet mancunt forcefully.”
W♂♂F (WARNING! No “Pretty Boys” here.)
You walk into your college dorm and see your roomate completely naked, leaving nothing to the imagination.
“Hey bro, just got done from a workout. Sorry for the nudity, I’m just super sweaty right now bro. Especially my ass, it always gets super moist and musky back there. Sometimes during practice I reach down there and damn does it feel like a swamp bro. I wouldn’t lie and say that it doesn’t smell good, though..” He turns around to show you his big beefy ass and spreads it, filling the room with his potent musk.
This clearly has an effect on you, tenting in your pants. If he said anything more about his ass, you might have gone feral and seeded him right there and then, but you refrained. However, he seemed to notice your bulge and smirked.
“I never thought I would see the day where I would meet somebody who’s into my ass smell. I’ve been waiting for this day since forever, bro. Haven’t you noticed me sniffing your musky underwear? Haven’t you heard my wet, ripe hole during the night calling for you to breed it? I knew I would have that fat cock the moment you moved into this dorm room; we need to make up for lost time, bro.”
With that, he pushes you down on his bed and backs his fat ass onto your bulge, the potent smell making you incapable of thinking clearly. Still smirking, he grinds on your bulge as you can see his hole winking, ready to recieve your kids.
“Everyday bro. From now on, I want that cock in my ass. It doesn’t go anywhere but this ripe, beefy ass. You don’t need that girlfriend of yours anymore, this hole can suck and milk your cock better than anyone else. Fuck, we should have done this a long time ago. Come on man, make me your whore. Claim my bropussy.”
Safe to say none of you were getting any sleep that night.
well lookie here
“Yeah, cut the shit. You could’ve burned a hole into my shirt the way you were staring at my pecs. I just couldn’t wait to get you alone. You like my pecs? I get them nice and plump to attract men like you. Don’t worry, you can tug and suck on them all you want while you’re plugging my chute. You wanna see daddy’s hungry, hairy pussy? Bet you’ve never seen a proper mancunt before. Fuck boy… I’m starting to get needy. Im feeling fucking empty, I need that cock in my pussy now. You can shoot as many loads as you want in this beefy ass, I just need it in me. Yeah, slide it in, just like that… fuck…
Daddy’s got a new fucktoy to keep. Keep slamming my pussy, stud.”
“Those dick pics you sent me at work had me so worked up, son. My pussy started winking and squirting for that cock. Oh fuck… please son. Don’t keep me waiting any longer. Reshape my insides with that tool for the love of god, I need it. My holes been aching and itching for that dick that I helped make — I need that cum inside of me. My pussy is hot and ready for you, stud. Just slide right in and claim me…”
“Dad, are you in heat?”
“Yes, son. Now fuck your father please.”
Don’t tell me you didn’t zoom in. I know I did and Im bricked the fuck up ..
My friend’s dad is weird. But I wouldn’t have it any other way.
We discovered that we have the same raunchy interests, but what truly surprised me was the fact that he was a bottom; and what suprised me even more was the way he went about it. He wasn’t submissive, always referring to his hole as a ‘mancunt’ around me, constantly talking about how his hole was always in heat.
“It has a mind of its own, boy. You better watch out before it swallows ‘yer cock whole,” he said in his gruff, manly voice. I always tried to dismiss him, but man, his perfect winking donut hole was getting to me.
It all came to a head when I woke up one night with him bouncing on my dick in the living room with a black jockstrap and black boots. I was shocked, and tried to speak, but he put his beefy hand over my mouth shushed me so nobody else in the house could hear.
“I tried giving you signs, boy. I even told you how hungry my mancunt was. I couldn’t stop it, it needed something thick and big stuffing it, so it found you,” he said in a teasing voice. I knew he just wanted an excuse to get me alone so he could use me as his personal dildo — but I can’t say that I didn’t want this. His butt-muscles were expertly stroking and devouring my cock, it felt amazing. I had never felt anything like this before, and if I had knew my friend had a big slut like this at his house, I would have been there everyday.
“Fuck boy, seed me deep. I need that load, boy. Forget about my son, just focus on me and my mancunt. Feel how warm, tight, and hot it is? It’s yours now, everyday, 24/7. A big, brawny stud like me in heat giving you his pussy to breed. How’s that sound? Walking around town with your virile musky seed in me as a reminder that you own me, fuckkk…”
He started to pick up the pace and I was barely holding on. At any moment I was due to erupt in his beefy ass, and he could definitely sense it.
“Yes.. give me that pent up load, boy. Big ‘ol fat cock for daddy’s use. Breeding me everyday, rearranging my insides. Fuck, daddy’s gonna cum too. You’re gonna make daddy cum hands free, boy. Hitting that spot over and over again, fuck… my son does make good friends…”
I couldn’t hold it anymore as I shot deep into my friend’s dad’s stocky ass. A wave of euphoria came over me, and quickly died down when I realized what I had just done. I just fucked my friend’s dad’s ass while his entire family was sleeping. Even worse, his dad is married. Am I a home-wrecker now?
But quickly those post-nut clarity thoughts vanished as I looked to the side of me and saw his dad wiggling his beefy butt playfully, winking his abused mancunt at me.
“I’m not finished yet, boy. Round 2?”
W♂♂F (WARNING! No “Pretty Boys” here.)
How u gonna squeeze all dat ass n them jeans?!
It was early in the morning, around 9am. I was relaxing on the sofa, unwinding after a stressful college semester. I turned on the television only to find nothing interesting to watch, so I just got on my phone and started texting my friends. “I wonder what they’re up to,” I said to myself.
Just as I had that thought, my uncle came into the living room. I had always looked up to him my entire life, but recently, I had started seeing him in a different light. He has this commanding musk that’s hard to ignore — one that makes you just want to rip the clothes off him and fuck his beefy ass. And man, did he have a beefy, round ass. But I refrained, for obvious reasons. I mean, he’s my uncle.
But it seems he thought otherwise. I think he knew I was into him and wanted to get his hands on my 8 incher, teasing me every opportunity he got. Today was no different. “Good morning, boy.” He said, scratching his ass. He then sniffed his fingers, which I could smell all the way from the soda, and I swore I could hear a subtle moan. I didn’t dare speak as I watched the scene unfold in-front of me.
He then proceeded to sit next to me, unbearably close, as I could start to feel his pheromones start to affect me. “What’s on the television,” he said. “Nothing interesting,” I quickly replied back. I looked back down at my phone again, trying to block out the scene in-front of me, but I could see from the corner of my eye my uncle staring at me intently. He wanted something.
“Did ‘ya get any pussy this semester?” The question was so out of the blue I almost jumped out of my seat, why on earth would he ask something like that? “No,” I replied. “Cmon, you can be honest with me. I know you at-least got some,” he said in his deep, teasing voice. “You know I put my academics first before anything, uncle.”
“That’s a shame, boy,” He said. He paused for a minute and looked into my eyes deeply. I pretending to be uninterested and looked back down into my phone again, but this time he wanted my full, undivided attention. He leaned into me, burly chest touching my shoulder and said something that had my cock at full mast in a matter of seconds.
“I know a pussy that you should fuck. It’s hairy, a little musky, but it grips like hell, boy. It’s insatiable, always throbbing and leaking. It’s always horny for thick, hard cock pounding it. Best part, you don’t need any lube. It’s self lubricating. Once you try it, you won’t be able to go back to any other pussy.”
“You know who’s pussy that is, boy?”
I was flushed, the words escaped my train of thought. All I could do was shake my head no.
“That would be your uncle’s musky pussy” he said to me, leaning into my ear even more and gripping his fat beefy muscular ass.
I could’ve almost came right there and then, but I had to refrain. I tried to play it cool, but my cock was betraying me. I needed to breed my uncle and tame his insatiable pussy. He started to slowly pull down his jeans, revealing his swamp ass.
“I need you to get rid of your uncle’s itch, boy. Fuck me good and proper with that big dick of yours. I want this room to smell like mansex when we’re done here. I want you to claim me and mark your load on me so that when we go out everybody can smell that I’m permanently yours, always there to take that cock and serve you. Fuck, I can’t wait any longer — I need you to breed me. Get me pregnant with your kids. Get that dick in this musky trench NOW.”
I smiled as I lined up my cock with his beefy eager ass. I knew that this summer break was going to be a good one.